ahhhhh..... my feet are sufficiently soft and pretty without having someone scarp all the dead skin off of them.
That shit would drive me up the wall. I'm way, way, waaaay too ticklish. I squirm just watching someone get one. If it was a big thing, I would maybe do it myself. Getting a pedi by someone is just out of the question.
My cuticles are kinda a nightmare at the moment though.
Oh yeah, I don't like them scrubbing the bottoms of my feet. Does weird things to my crotch.
but I like my feet to look pretty as well as my nails.
My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.
A pedicure is like $10
and I always look at dude's feet. If they look terrible, I'm like "Dude, did you even plan on getting laid?"
what
what are you doing with them
I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.
I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.
I don't like girls having busted toenails either.
You didn't sleep with this one though, right?
Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
or for zoom
etc
but yeah
idk!
but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
so idk
Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?
If so, obv take the DSLR.
But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
duh syndalis who do you think i am
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.
I don't like girls having busted toenails either.
You didn't sleep with this one though, right?
Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.
I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.
I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).
I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.
I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.
I don't like girls having busted toenails either.
You didn't sleep with this one though, right?
Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.
I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.
I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).
I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.
my feet just kind of are. I don't do much maintenance aside from the occasional clipping and filing down of the rough edges post-clip.
No pedis, my cuticles are left alone, I don't sand my heel... fuck it, they are feet and I'm a dude. As long as I don't have an ingrown and my nails don't cause 1d4+3 slashing damage in bed, there shouldn't be an issue.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
or for zoom
etc
but yeah
idk!
but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
so idk
Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?
If so, obv take the DSLR.
But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
duh syndalis who do you think i am
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
or for zoom
etc
but yeah
idk!
but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
so idk
Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?
If so, obv take the DSLR.
But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
duh syndalis who do you think i am
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
U THINK I WOULD DO THAT
AT A CLUB
I NEVER CLUBBED WITH YOU BRO
absolutely not, but it was funny to say, and was a nice extreme of helping you decide if you want a huge camera around your neck or not with whatever it is you are doing.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
or for zoom
etc
but yeah
idk!
but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
so idk
Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?
If so, obv take the DSLR.
But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
duh syndalis who do you think i am
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
or for zoom
etc
but yeah
idk!
but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
so idk
Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?
If so, obv take the DSLR.
But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
duh syndalis who do you think i am
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
U THINK I WOULD DO THAT
AT A CLUB
I NEVER CLUBBED WITH YOU BRO
absolutely not, but it was funny to say, and was a nice extreme of helping you decide if you want a huge camera around your neck or not with whatever it is you are doing.
:P
maybe i should get a waterproof camera
or a waterproof case for my phone
*shrug*
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i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
or for zoom
etc
but yeah
idk!
but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
so idk
Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?
If so, obv take the DSLR.
But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
duh syndalis who do you think i am
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.
I don't like girls having busted toenails either.
You didn't sleep with this one though, right?
Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.
I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.
I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).
I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.
my feet just kind of are. I don't do much maintenance aside from the occasional clipping and filing down of the rough edges post-clip.
No pedis, my cuticles are left alone, I don't sand my heel... fuck it, they are feet and I'm a dude. As long as I don't have an ingrown and my nails don't cause 1d4+3 slashing damage in bed, there shouldn't be an issue.
I'm just saying, take care of them toe nails, don't have crusty feet. OR at least be working on getting rid of the crust.
I used to know this guy who actually, in the 21st Century, managed to contract leprosy.
Through sharing needles with some hobos.
Let that sink in for a moment.
He used to claim that his jaw was kinda sorta rotting off, so he had to undergo a surgical procedure which basically wired his skull and jawbone together so they wouldn't fall apart.
Now, I don't know anything about leprosy, or the rotting of jaws, or procedures for preventing the rotting of jaws, but he did post his X-rays.
And sure enough, there was a bunch of wire going through and around his jawbone, tying it all neatly to the rest of his skull.
Bad motherfucker.
Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.
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Oh yeah, I don't like them scrubbing the bottoms of my feet. Does weird things to my crotch.
but I like my feet to look pretty as well as my nails.
I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.
I don't like girls having busted toenails either.
Am I gonna spread your butt cheeks and see dingle berries?!
You didn't sleep with this one though, right?
Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
maybe try avoiding frostbite
I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.
Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Girl don't even act like you know that pain
I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.
I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).
I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.
i'm feeling pretty negged right now
...did...did you experience dingle berries?
If that comedian was serious about sending that text message last night, neither does he.
*faraway look*
I hope it was a joke, but I just feel like somehow...it wasn't.
-Sent from beside two dime bitches, ya heard
I fell asleep at 5am
I don't remember what I said to these people but it wasn't in English
my feet just kind of are. I don't do much maintenance aside from the occasional clipping and filing down of the rough edges post-clip.
No pedis, my cuticles are left alone, I don't sand my heel... fuck it, they are feet and I'm a dude. As long as I don't have an ingrown and my nails don't cause 1d4+3 slashing damage in bed, there shouldn't be an issue.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
U THINK I WOULD DO THAT
AT A CLUB
sorry, mass text"
is a pretty quality joke tbf
it was terrible looking for months.
I NEVER CLUBBED WITH YOU BRO
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
*considers*
:P
maybe i should get a waterproof camera
or a waterproof case for my phone
*shrug*
is that why they're an ex?
Gonna have so much fucking tres leche cake and sofrito.
I'm just saying, take care of them toe nails, don't have crusty feet. OR at least be working on getting rid of the crust.
the crust enables me to cross rough terrain unshod
it's basically a superpower
Was it Hebrew? I think Jews get rid of Christians the easiest.
Dogs are very goddamn needy.
oh my goodness.
Through sharing needles with some hobos.
Let that sink in for a moment.
He used to claim that his jaw was kinda sorta rotting off, so he had to undergo a surgical procedure which basically wired his skull and jawbone together so they wouldn't fall apart.
Now, I don't know anything about leprosy, or the rotting of jaws, or procedures for preventing the rotting of jaws, but he did post his X-rays.
And sure enough, there was a bunch of wire going through and around his jawbone, tying it all neatly to the rest of his skull.
Bad motherfucker.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
maybe. i sometimes lapse when out of my mind for whatever reason.
WHAT IS THIS DUDE'S BOOTY
gotta make them veg for the lady
i'm thinking maybe
marinated portabello with pickled red onion and jalepeno
black bean and corn with radish salsa
and maybe some cactus tacos if i can find them