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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I hope he's banging that chick.

    This is my fear with white dudes.

    "Is he down with anything other than vanilla?"

    curse you white guys. why must you be so cute.

    Obviously because white guys shaped western society, implanting in your mind the idea that lighter skin is better looking.

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the universal white guy stance in 2014: "oh yeah i love black girls just... they can't like, act black black"

    ugh, these bishes have me feelin' some type of way

    *pats itchy scalp*

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    That guy that I danced with last night texted me , lol

    But clearly I'm more interested in this okcupid guy ; should I just straight up ask him to hang out today or is that too soon?

    Okay. Good. Cause I was like "Gurl, you are repeating 15-year-old me's mistakes. Don't be 15-year-old me."

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    A humble defense of the noble veggie burger

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    Some people turn their noses up at pretend meat, but I would like to counter that there is nothing wrong with playing pretend.

    The statue of David is a pretend naked dude. It may not be as beautiful as an actual naked dude it's still a beautiful work of art.

    In conclusion the veggie burger I just ate was pretty tasty

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the universal white guy stance in 2014: "oh yeah i love black girls just... they can't like, act black black"

    ugh, these bishes have me feelin' some type of way

    *pats itchy scalp*

    triflin
    ass
    heifers

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    naw but this jawn tho

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I hope he's banging that chick.

    This is my fear with white dudes.

    "Is he down with anything other than vanilla?"

    curse you white guys. why must you be so cute.

    Obviously because white guys shaped western society, implanting in your mind the idea that lighter skin is better looking.

    Nah. They just tend to have the same hobbies as me so they're normally around areas I hang out in.

    I be down with all races of the sun, but white guys just seem to be near me the most.

  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    naw but this jawn tho

    The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)

    it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    naw but this jawn tho

    The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)

    it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.

    haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)

    that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.

    that might be why you were dancing with her

    bow chicka bow wow

    in other news, going to a drag queen show, is that like...wrong or can it be fun?

    I just want to be around them and absorb their cattiness.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i can break that jawn up for you

    haha

    i hate lots of things about this city but i'm proud that sentence was uttered

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ugh ever since the mh370 incident I've been for some reason scared shitless of death and dying and all that entails. Like to the point I can't stop thinking about it and I'm getting depressed. I don't know how to get over it either.

    I kinda hope if I go out in a tragedy, its in a month-long high profile mystery that grips world news. I've been flying in and out of southeast Asia as much as possible to maximize my chances.

    If that fails though I do have a few autoerotic asphyxiation sealed room schemes but I dunno. Those don't seem to really sparkle with existential horror like this JJ Abrams shit.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Like

    http://i.imgur.com/YHoiqz7.jpg

    These people saw their death coming. That fucking makes me freeze with fear I want to find a hole and hide in it. Someone make death stop.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Plane is taxiing. See y'all in 16 hours or so.

    maybe

    (Play me out, EM)

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I hope he's banging that chick.

    This is my fear with white dudes.

    "Is he down with anything other than vanilla?"

    curse you white guys. why must you be so cute.

    Obviously because white guys shaped western society, implanting in your mind the idea that lighter skin is better looking.

    Nah. They just tend to have the same hobbies as me so they're normally around areas I hang out in.

    I be down with all races of the sun, but white guys just seem to be near me the most.

    That's because you hang out with nerds.

    Thankfully, you can adjust slightly to get different racial varieties of nerds; for instance, get into professional RTSes/MOBAs to hang out with asian nerds, or go to fighting game tournaments if you want to meet more black nerds.

  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    Drag shows are fun , they have so much hotter bods than me it's crazy. Much admiration

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Cute guy on okcupid asking me what my weekend plans are. Truthfully I have none right now and I went out last night. Hmm , how to respond (I'm a big bum doesn't sound appealing)


    And grinder guy from last night texted me.

    I.

    Uh.

    Please tell me I'm misunderstanding you here

    Or we need to have a really long conversation.

    Dude ground on her while they were dancing and she gave him digits. This is not stole a kid guy.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.

    that might be why you were dancing with her

    bow chicka bow wow

    in other news, going to a drag queen show, is that like...wrong or can it be fun?

    I just want to be around them and absorb their cattiness.

    Huwhat?

    It'll be fun. I've heard. Probably. Cinders likes them!

    (I have weird issues and probably personally wouldn't but that's kinda irrelevant)

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    naw but this jawn tho

    The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)

    it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.

    haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)

    that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood

    I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.

    I can get this dark:

    ScSvgOB.jpg

    so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Mim wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.

    that might be why you were dancing with her

    bow chicka bow wow

    in other news, going to a drag queen show, is that like...wrong or can it be fun?

    I just want to be around them and absorb their cattiness.

    It's fun, if you can get past the sort of nascent objectification of female stereotype and less than totally helpful impact on for trans-relations.

    if you get wicked drunk, you probably won't mind the appropriation by privileged cis-males.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I hope he's banging that chick.

    This is my fear with white dudes.

    "Is he down with anything other than vanilla?"

    curse you white guys. why must you be so cute.

    Obviously because white guys shaped western society, implanting in your mind the idea that lighter skin is better looking.

    actually a universal tendency among males

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    not me personally, of course

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    haha is that your dad with you at a comic convention thing? raddest dad

    i can even forgive the miami dolphins jacket he was wearing last night

    in time, after enough healing

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    that cat has witnessed something unspeakable

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    you and your dad both have commercial teeth

    it makes me self conscious

    never opening my mouth again

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like

    http://i.imgur.com/YHoiqz7.jpg

    These people saw their death coming. That fucking makes me freeze with fear I want to find a hole and hide in it. Someone make death stop.

    must be liberating knowing how you're going to die, on the bright side

    ftOqU21.png
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha is that your dad with you at a comic convention thing? raddest dad

    i can even forgive the miami dolphins jacket he was wearing last night

    in time, after enough healing

    he was brought up as a Dolphins fan. He's loyal to them.

    And he took me to that convention. The only reason I'm a geek is because of him.

    Started me early with an NES, X-Men cartoon and Power Rangers.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    naw but this jawn tho

    The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)

    it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.

    haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)

    that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood

    I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.

    I can get this dark:

    ScSvgOB.jpg

    so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.

    I like your skin tone in this picture.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like

    http://i.imgur.com/YHoiqz7.jpg

    These people saw their death coming. That fucking makes me freeze with fear I want to find a hole and hide in it. Someone make death stop.

    must be liberating knowing how you're going to die, on the bright side

    "Oh thank god it's this, and not something way more embarrassing."

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Also how Tigh looks like he's trying to shove the dude outta the picture lol

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2014
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    naw but this jawn tho

    The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)

    it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.

    haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)

    that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood

    I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.

    I can get this dark:

    ScSvgOB.jpg

    so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.

    I like your skin tone in this picture.

    alright buffalo bill

    Organichu on
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    P10 wrote: »
    that cat has witnessed something unspeakable

    I can't tell if it is that, or have sliding into the "do go on", resting it's head on it's palm and staring intently.

    edit: like particularly with how it is sort of grabbing its kitty elbow with its other paw.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    But really. What do I message okcupid guy and last night at bar guy???

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    msmya wrote: »
    But really. What do I message okcupid guy and last night at bar guy???

    haven't they both expressed initial interest

    i.e. it doesn't matter

    'sure, i'm free at so and so time'

    your work is through here

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    poo
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.

    that might be why you were dancing with her

    bow chicka bow wow

    in other news, going to a drag queen show, is that like...wrong or can it be fun?

    I just want to be around them and absorb their cattiness.

    It's fun, if you can get past the sort of nascent objectification of female stereotype and less than totally helpful impact on for trans-relations.

    if you get wicked drunk, you probably won't mind the appropriation by privileged cis-males.

    I didn't want to show up and someone go "WE DON'T WANT YOUR HETERONORMATIVE CIS-GENDERED BUTT HERE. GET OUT. WE ARE NOT YOUR AMUSEMENT"

    I just want to absorb their wit and if any of them are into ladies, then maybe even date them in the future <3

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    But really. What do I message okcupid guy and last night at bar guy???

    Tell OKC guy you don't have any plans yet.

    Compliment bar guy on his grinding, idk?

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