The Spy Who Loved Me is on TV. I am reminded of how awesome a guy skiing off a mountain is. And how much the blurry naked women of Maurice Binder's Bond titles played in my early appreciation of the female form.
I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.
that might be why you were dancing with her
bow chicka bow wow
in other news, going to a drag queen show, is that like...wrong or can it be fun?
I just want to be around them and absorb their cattiness.
It's fun, if you can get past the sort of nascent objectification of female stereotype and less than totally helpful impact on for trans-relations.
if you get wicked drunk, you probably won't mind the appropriation by privileged cis-males.
I didn't want to show up and someone go "WE DON'T WANT YOUR HETERONORMATIVE CIS-GENDERED BUTT HERE. GET OUT. WE ARE NOT YOUR AMUSEMENT"
I just want to absorb their wit and if any of them are into ladies, then maybe even date them in the future
It's ok. They'll just assume you're a... uhh... female that likes hanging around gay men.
I kind of want Roger Moore to dispense with the double entendres just once. Q asks whether the mission was successful and instead of a smirking 'on and off' he just says TOTALLY BANGED THIS WOMAN LIKE TWICE, DUDE.
The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)
it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.
haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)
that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood
I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.
I can get this dark:
so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.
I like your skin tone in this picture.
alright buffalo bill
What? No I'm just saying lighter chicks make themselves turn orange trying to get that skin tone and she rocks it well.
Not I want to steal her eggs, kill her, wear her skin and fuck sarksus so I can steal his sperm then kill him and raise their test tube babby to my own nefarious purposes.
I mean, I danced like crazy with this other girl there too , it was fun , we danced together so we wouldn't have to have creepy guys all up in out space.
that might be why you were dancing with her
bow chicka bow wow
in other news, going to a drag queen show, is that like...wrong or can it be fun?
I just want to be around them and absorb their cattiness.
It's fun, if you can get past the sort of nascent objectification of female stereotype and less than totally helpful impact on for trans-relations.
if you get wicked drunk, you probably won't mind the appropriation by privileged cis-males.
I didn't want to show up and someone go "WE DON'T WANT YOUR HETERONORMATIVE CIS-GENDERED BUTT HERE. GET OUT. WE ARE NOT YOUR AMUSEMENT"
I just want to absorb their wit and if any of them are into ladies, then maybe even date them in the future
It's ok. They'll just assume you're a... uhh... female that likes hanging around gay men.
I know what term you were gonna use! I'M TOTALLY IN THIS THING.
If there are any butch lesbians around, the next time you see me, I might be in a body cast because I fell off my bar stool craning my neck too hard and shattered every bone in my body.
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The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)
it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.
haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)
that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood
I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.
I can get this dark:
so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.
I like your skin tone in this picture.
alright buffalo bill
What? No I'm just saying lighter chicks make themselves turn orange trying to get that skin tone and she rocks it well.
Not I want to steal her eggs, kill her, wear her skin and fuck sarksus so I can steal his sperm then kill him and raise their test tube babby to my own nefarious purposes.
Silly.
I thought that was mostly white chicks who turned orange.
us brown chicks tend to brown quite nicely like a delicious golden turkey.
then i could wear, say... lilac... without feeling like a fucking douche.
curse this cave-grub paleness. nurses all giving me iv's on the first try, looking at the atlas-of-america network of blue veins visible on my inner arm
like something freshly emerged from its old skin, translucent and shimmering
like something you'd find in the mariana trench, 30,000 feet down
Stormberg is an ace villain. Webbed hands, underwater lair, seven foot tall iron toothed henchman, feeds disloyal minions to sharks while listening to Bach. Awesome.
The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)
it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.
haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)
that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood
I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.
I can get this dark:
so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.
I like your skin tone in this picture.
alright buffalo bill
What? No I'm just saying lighter chicks make themselves turn orange trying to get that skin tone and she rocks it well.
Not I want to steal her eggs, kill her, wear her skin and fuck sarksus so I can steal his sperm then kill him and raise their test tube babby to my own nefarious purposes.
Silly.
I thought that was mostly white chicks who turned orange.
us brown chicks tend to brown quite nicely like a delicious golden turkey.
Well I did mean white chicks mostly but I'm sure I've seen some Asian women who loved jersey shore for some reason and got orange tans.
don't make an orange chicken joke don't make an orange chicken joke.
The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)
it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.
haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)
that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood
I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.
I can get this dark:
so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.
I like your skin tone in this picture.
alright buffalo bill
What? No I'm just saying lighter chicks make themselves turn orange trying to get that skin tone and she rocks it well.
Not I want to steal her eggs, kill her, wear her skin and fuck sarksus so I can steal his sperm then kill him and raise their test tube babby to my own nefarious purposes.
Silly.
I thought that was mostly white chicks who turned orange.
us brown chicks tend to brown quite nicely like a delicious golden turkey.
Well I did mean white chicks mostly but I'm sure I've seen some Asian women who loved jersey shore for some reason and got orange tans.
don't make an orange chicken joke don't make an orange chicken joke.
Yeah, Asian girls turn pretty orange too.
I guess being black and puerto rican is an advantage this time around.
then i could wear, say... lilac... without feeling like a fucking douche.
curse this cave-grub paleness. nurses all giving me iv's on the first try, looking at the atlas-of-america network of blue veins visible on my inner arm
like something freshly emerged from its old skin, translucent and shimmering
like something you'd find in the mariana trench, 30,000 feet down
what, the color I am now or the color I am in that picture
I mean, either one is pretty flawless
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puerh and a sandwich involving a friend's homemade bluberry mango jam
The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)
it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.
haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)
that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood
I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.
I can get this dark:
so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.
I like your skin tone in this picture.
alright buffalo bill
What? No I'm just saying lighter chicks make themselves turn orange trying to get that skin tone and she rocks it well.
Not I want to steal her eggs, kill her, wear her skin and fuck sarksus so I can steal his sperm then kill him and raise their test tube babby to my own nefarious purposes.
Silly.
I thought that was mostly white chicks who turned orange.
us brown chicks tend to brown quite nicely like a delicious golden turkey.
Well I did mean white chicks mostly but I'm sure I've seen some Asian women who loved jersey shore for some reason and got orange tans.
don't make an orange chicken joke don't make an orange chicken joke.
Yeah, Asian girls turn pretty orange too.
I guess being black and puerto rican is an advantage this time around.
Dat black privilege doe...
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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I kind of want Roger Moore to dispense with the double entendres just once. Q asks whether the mission was successful and instead of a smirking 'on and off' he just says TOTALLY BANGED THIS WOMAN LIKE TWICE, DUDE.
I feel like as Mooore ages he comes off more and more like a sleazy old man that his colleagues kind of stoically endure.
I really wish that someone sometimes would be like "yes oh my god we get it"
i too am ovulating. i'm a hot mess. *fans self, eats a whole cantaloupe, dips tender nipples in ice bath*
YOU DON'T KNOW TINDER.
I AM IN PAIN, BRO.
THE WIND CAN'T EVEN BLOW PAST THEM WITHOUT ME GOING "OW"
holla at me when you sit on your balls
holla at me when you spew blood out of your orifice and when you stand your lips feel heavy and hurt.
and I don't mean the ones on your face.
Yeah, sounds almost a moderate case of hemorrhoids, except less embarrassing cause 51% of the population have it on a regular basis for most of their life.
They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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I don't think blueberry and mango should be combined in jam. Strong jam opinions are what got man on the moon
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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http://youtu.be/oVSqhTCASHw
Also the first like 5 minutes are them talking about eating cold French Fries and how horrible it is.
Also has Jim Sterling who is always entertaining.
Oh, am I too pale for you now?
COLORIST.
*weeps tears of winter-shut-in-skin oppression*
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It's ok. They'll just assume you're a... uhh... female that likes hanging around gay men.
grinder: "I felt your dick. Liked what I felt. Let's talk more."
okcupid guy: "nothing. would you like to come feed me strawberries?"
I'm sorry. I'm ovulating. Ignore my hot and bothered ways~
It is the truth.
Add in that you are open for hanging out.
No it doesn't, it makes you sound spontaneous, like you are a girl who doesn't need plans to have fun. Fuck the calendarchy.
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What? No I'm just saying lighter chicks make themselves turn orange trying to get that skin tone and she rocks it well.
Not I want to steal her eggs, kill her, wear her skin and fuck sarksus so I can steal his sperm then kill him and raise their test tube babby to my own nefarious purposes.
Silly.
I know what term you were gonna use! I'M TOTALLY IN THIS THING.
If there are any butch lesbians around, the next time you see me, I might be in a body cast because I fell off my bar stool craning my neck too hard and shattered every bone in my body.
@msmya
"too soon" is for Holocaust jokes and ejaculation
Oh hey dude wanna get some late lunch, maybe watch the muppet movie?
YOU DON'T KNOW TINDER.
I AM IN PAIN, BRO.
THE WIND CAN'T EVEN BLOW PAST THEM WITHOUT ME GOING "OW"
bitch i thought we was racing
i won, by the by
holla at me when you sit on your balls
I thought that was mostly white chicks who turned orange.
us brown chicks tend to brown quite nicely like a delicious golden turkey.
Chairs obviously designed by women.
Well
I didn't want to sound racist buuuuttt...
holla at me when you spew blood out of your orifice and when you stand your lips feel heavy and hurt.
and I don't mean the ones on your face.
then i could wear, say... lilac... without feeling like a fucking douche.
curse this cave-grub paleness. nurses all giving me iv's on the first try, looking at the atlas-of-america network of blue veins visible on my inner arm
like something freshly emerged from its old skin, translucent and shimmering
like something you'd find in the mariana trench, 30,000 feet down
Also, Caroline Munro. Wa hey.
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Well I did mean white chicks mostly but I'm sure I've seen some Asian women who loved jersey shore for some reason and got orange tans.
are we all ovulating at the same time
*sync buddies*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
holla holla holla holla holla holla
Yeah, Asian girls turn pretty orange too.
I guess being black and puerto rican is an advantage this time around.
what, the color I am now or the color I am in that picture
I mean, either one is pretty flawless
yusss
Dat black privilege doe...
I feel like as Mooore ages he comes off more and more like a sleazy old man that his colleagues kind of stoically endure.
I really wish that someone sometimes would be like "yes oh my god we get it"
I am jelly
they'd never heard of it
i was explaining what it was to this spanish girl in a bodega!
i felt like a star
Yeah, sounds almost a moderate case of hemorrhoids, except less embarrassing cause 51% of the population have it on a regular basis for most of their life.
I like to imagine that the old dude is pushing beardy away in an attempted geriatric cockblock