i too am ovulating. i'm a hot mess. *fans self, eats a whole cantaloupe, dips tender nipples in ice bath*
YOU DON'T KNOW TINDER.
I AM IN PAIN, BRO.
THE WIND CAN'T EVEN BLOW PAST THEM WITHOUT ME GOING "OW"
holla at me when you sit on your balls
holla at me when you spew blood out of your orifice and when you stand your lips feel heavy and hurt.
and I don't mean the ones on your face.
Yeah, sounds almost a moderate case of hemorrhoids, except less embarrassing cause 51% of the population have it on a regular basis for most of their life.
I weep for all the booty holes of the world that suffer from hemorrhoids.
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I kind of want Roger Moore to dispense with the double entendres just once. Q asks whether the mission was successful and instead of a smirking 'on and off' he just says TOTALLY BANGED THIS WOMAN LIKE TWICE, DUDE.
I feel like as Mooore ages he comes off more and more like a sleazy old man that his colleagues kind of stoically endure.
I really wish that someone sometimes would be like "yes oh my god we get it"
By the last few its kind of embarrassing. One thing one of the directors, maybe John Glen, said about Moore is that he is almost physically incapable of running. He looks like he has a stick up his arse the whole time.
Moore also used to hold up cue cards off camera to distract Desmond Llewllyn during his technical speeches that said BOLLOCKS and TITS.
I kind of want Roger Moore to dispense with the double entendres just once. Q asks whether the mission was successful and instead of a smirking 'on and off' he just says TOTALLY BANGED THIS WOMAN LIKE TWICE, DUDE.
I feel like as Mooore ages he comes off more and more like a sleazy old man that his colleagues kind of stoically endure.
I really wish that someone sometimes would be like "yes oh my god we get it"
By the last few its kind of embarrassing. One thing one of the directors, maybe John Glen, said about Moore is that he is almost physically incapable of running. He looks like he has a stick up his arse the whole time.
Moore also used to hold up cue cards off camera to distract Desmond Llewllyn during his technical speeches that said BOLLOCKS and TITS.
I take it all back. He is a hero.
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Alright guys, taking a quick break from cleaning my roo----
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It's unnatural.
I weep for all the booty holes of the world that suffer from hemorrhoids.
a. "None yet, what did you have in mind?"
b. It depends on what club grinder texted
AAAGGGHHH
Their faces look like something out of Pan's Labrynth
A lot of the Japanese I know if they are actually outside do tan. They don't turn orange.
That takes special effort.
Though Asian hair blows at being dyed. It just turns orange a lot. Have to be really careful on how you dye it.
...why would your imagination turn "beardy" (aka my dad) into someone who is hitting on me
it was more about the old dude seemingly pushing him away.
I await the follow up post where you inform me that Old guy is your grandfather.
my god, the Delayed Double Cockblock Switcharooni... aka the Flatbush Avenue aka the Moscow Menace
By the last few its kind of embarrassing. One thing one of the directors, maybe John Glen, said about Moore is that he is almost physically incapable of running. He looks like he has a stick up his arse the whole time.
Moore also used to hold up cue cards off camera to distract Desmond Llewllyn during his technical speeches that said BOLLOCKS and TITS.
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i think my soul is dead now
He is an actor.
purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka
If Michael Hogan was my grandfather...
Well I don't think I'd be worried about student loans right now.
I take it all back. He is a hero.
SO MUCH SEX AND VIOLENCE
@spool32
@Jacobkosh
@Bogart
i have to watch this a couple times a year, just in an hysterical fit
Peace of mind acquired.
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twelve monkeys is a crap movie
it is slow, disjointed, not particularly exciting and i dont know why i'm still watching it
mostly because once i get a certain point in a movie i feel committed to see it to the end
http://i.imgur.com/WnCkQrv.gif
but you guys clamoring for the Mya-pie.
Shoot up like a daisy.
er...like I mean stand in the sun and grow tall, not do heroin.
Obligatory "watch La Jetee" post
This. This is what the relationship between man and food should be.
third reading and nope, still can't make sense of this post
SAYS THE MLP AV
That was amazing.
Well then.
hi nerdo.
omg @Organichu
she was explaining it to us you motorboatin son of a bitch
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin