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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hey, Brit-chaters:

    What's to do in:

    London
    Edinburgh
    Dublin
    Glasgow

    ?

    Short train journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge
    Plane journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge

    London is special in that it's the only place in the UK where it's easy to get to Cambridge. Sadly, there's no reason to go to Cambridge and every day more and more groups of tourists get trapped here. Stuck forever on walking tours of the colleges.

    Blasphemy!

    There're also museums, pubs, and a creepy clock:
    _45034497_122aac8a-be53-44c8-993f-f90e8ff7473a.jpg

    Cambridge is a boring place to live, but maybe it's fine for an afternoon.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky is too busy making porn to critique cards.

    Cinders...

    What makes you think my cards aren't for a porn game?

    Because you wouldn't be recruiting helpers for a porn game on here.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've yet to see a single business man in cowboy boots. Not one.

    Lots of cowboy hats though. And the hotel has a little sign letting people know that it has special dispensation to deny access to people with concealed firearms. Which is reassuring.

    Please tell me you're doing your best to fit in and greet people by saying "Howdy, pardner"

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Man some big companies not at PAX East, kind of glad I didnt go this year.

    You're missing out on the first public unveiling of the most revolutionary game of all...

    Mine!

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Brian, you have to sleep with her. It is the circle of life.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Man some big companies not at PAX East, kind of glad I didnt go this year.

    like who?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky is too busy making porn to critique cards.

    Cinders...

    What makes you think my cards aren't for a porn game?

    Because you wouldn't be recruiting helpers for a porn game on here.

    Oh, so I can't manage to make two card games at a time?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've yet to see a single business man in cowboy boots. Not one.

    Lots of cowboy hats though. And the hotel has a little sign letting people know that it has special dispensation to deny access to people with concealed firearms. Which is reassuring.

    Please tell me you're doing your best to fit in and greet people by saying "Howdy, pardner"

    I loudly announce my presence in rooms by shouting "Yeeeeeeeee HAW".

    Actually, everybody who works here seems to be an immigrant promised by big oil that they'll only be here for another two years and then they can go home. Brits, Australians, Indians. It's a broad spread.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Well, when I say the art was bad I mainly mean that the character models looked hideous. Really just some of the worst stuff to come out of an AAA game in a while.

    The colors were good and the non-character models were generally good, but god damn, the character models were awful. The big-hand thing kind of worked in Fable where it was part of a deliberate uniform cartoon style, but I thought it was an exceptionally bad decision to juxtapose cartoonish hands and faces with normal bodies and normal, gritty, semi-realistic everything else.

    The idea of the universe is cool but as you said, EM, it's too hollow. They had a few kind of interesting ideas in the abstract but none of the implementation was good or deep.

    you are talking about dishonored, right? i couldn't disagree with this sentiment more. the universe was novel and the art style was incredibly expressive and interesting. the color pallet was great - reminiscent of a watercolor. the creepy talking heart conceit was cool as hell. the gameplay mechanics were a good mix of stealth + action that clicked for me in a way that stealth games rarely do. the characters were fairly interesting and way better than VG standards. the story structure was rather interesting and at times had some emotional gravity.

    man if i had to pick a goty from last year it would probably be between dishonored and bioshock infinite. both were really great examples of the art form moving forward.

    imo fyi hth etc

    I guess part of my problem was that I enjoyed BioShock Infinite quite a bit and then when I played Dishonored later it mostly felt similar or worse across the board.

    The colors and gameplay were good, I agree.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Mojo where are you? Are you in Texas?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Update on XCOM:
    ronya was killed in action, may his brave actions and poor choice of cover live on in our memories
    Mim‌ is a monster with an assault shotgun, she basically carries her team on her back
    Mya keeps bringing Mim back from the brink of death
    Organichu has just been turned into a mechanical monstrosity, more machine than man
    Cass is a crack-shot with a sniper rifle and keeps surviving against impossible odds

    i feel like this is true to life

    Well, duh

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Mojo where are you? Are you in Texas?

    I'm in Houston for the week.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Mojo where are you? Are you in Texas?

    I'm in Houston for the week.

    @Gooey you're being invaded!

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hey, Brit-chaters:

    What's to do in:

    London
    Edinburgh
    Dublin
    Glasgow

    ?

    Short train journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge
    Plane journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge

    London is special in that it's the only place in the UK where it's easy to get to Cambridge. Sadly, there's no reason to go to Cambridge and every day more and more groups of tourists get trapped here. Stuck forever on walking tours of the colleges.

    Blasphemy!

    There're also museums, pubs, and a creepy clock:
    _45034497_122aac8a-be53-44c8-993f-f90e8ff7473a.jpg

    Cambridge is a boring place to live, but maybe it's fine for an afternoon.

    I would disagree after four years here, but I'm biased because it's where pretty much all my friends live.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Well, when I say the art was bad I mainly mean that the character models looked hideous. Really just some of the worst stuff to come out of an AAA game in a while.

    The colors were good and the non-character models were generally good, but god damn, the character models were awful. The big-hand thing kind of worked in Fable where it was part of a deliberate uniform cartoon style, but I thought it was an exceptionally bad decision to juxtapose cartoonish hands and faces with normal bodies and normal, gritty, semi-realistic everything else.

    The idea of the universe is cool but as you said, EM, it's too hollow. They had a few kind of interesting ideas in the abstract but none of the implementation was good or deep.

    you are talking about dishonored, right? i couldn't disagree with this sentiment more. the universe was novel and the art style was incredibly expressive and interesting. the color pallet was great - reminiscent of a watercolor. the creepy talking heart conceit was cool as hell. the gameplay mechanics were a good mix of stealth + action that clicked for me in a way that stealth games rarely do. the characters were fairly interesting and way better than VG standards. the story structure was rather interesting and at times had some emotional gravity.

    man if i had to pick a goty from last year it would probably be between dishonored and bioshock infinite. both were really great examples of the art form moving forward.

    imo fyi hth etc

    i would say they're more examples of the industry competently standing still.

    eh

    i mean look - the key aspects in which video games fall far short of other traditional narrative arts are in:

    character development
    narrative competency
    emotional depth
    distinct visual style

    both BI and dishonored moved the form forward in these four aspects IMO

    like, you might criticise the industry for bloated budgets and the studio system and a lack of auteur vision in AAA properties or stagnant gameplay or democratizing difficulty levels or something and that is all fair enough, but what I'm centrally interested in right now - narrative development - made some real strides in these games.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky is too busy making porn to critique cards.

    Cinders...

    What makes you think my cards aren't for a porn game?

    Because you wouldn't be recruiting helpers for a porn game on here.

    You obviously have higher expectations of the people of [chat] than most of us. :P

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hey, Brit-chaters:

    What's to do in:

    London
    Edinburgh
    Dublin
    Glasgow

    ?

    Short train journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge
    Plane journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge

    London is special in that it's the only place in the UK where it's easy to get to Cambridge. Sadly, there's no reason to go to Cambridge and every day more and more groups of tourists get trapped here. Stuck forever on walking tours of the colleges.

    Blasphemy!

    There're also museums, pubs, and a creepy clock:
    _45034497_122aac8a-be53-44c8-993f-f90e8ff7473a.jpg

    Cambridge is a boring place to live, but maybe it's fine for an afternoon.

    the one in america is a great place to live

    lrn2cambridge limeys

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    How soon is your trip Atomika?

    I leave Friday afternoon!

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've yet to see a single business man in cowboy boots. Not one.

    Lots of cowboy hats though. And the hotel has a little sign letting people know that it has special dispensation to deny access to people with concealed firearms. Which is reassuring.

    Please tell me you're doing your best to fit in and greet people by saying "Howdy, pardner"

    I loudly announce my presence in rooms by shouting "Yeeeeeeeee HAW".

    Actually, everybody who works here seems to be an immigrant promised by big oil that they'll only be here for another two years and then they can go home. Brits, Australians, Indians. It's a broad spread.

    I like to imagine you're in a conference room surrounded by a mix of nationalities and accents but every single person is wearing a ten-gallon hat and a giant belt buckle as part of the corporate culture.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've yet to see a single business man in cowboy boots. Not one.

    Lots of cowboy hats though. And the hotel has a little sign letting people know that it has special dispensation to deny access to people with concealed firearms. Which is reassuring.

    Please tell me you're doing your best to fit in and greet people by saying "Howdy, pardner"

    I loudly announce my presence in rooms by shouting "Yeeeeeeeee HAW".

    Actually, everybody who works here seems to be an immigrant promised by big oil that they'll only be here for another two years and then they can go home. Brits, Australians, Indians. It's a broad spread.

    What? Furriners?

    Don't worry, an ICE team is on it's way!

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Alright, that round was kind of awesome.

    Sadly, 21st and Syndalis didn't make it out alive.

    Rather, Vanguard went down immediately, and Syndalis was repeatedly accosted by suffocating tentacles, meanwhile 21st epically saved Vanguard's life by stabilizing him and then mowed down waves of aliens, only to be taken down by the last hostile remaining.

    Organichu was, predictably, a mechanized murder machine.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I guess the specific objection to BioShock Infinite might be that even in terms of narrative quality it is fairly hard to distinguish from the core formula of System Shock 2, aside that there is a much shinier layer of polish.

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Well, when I say the art was bad I mainly mean that the character models looked hideous. Really just some of the worst stuff to come out of an AAA game in a while.

    The colors were good and the non-character models were generally good, but god damn, the character models were awful. The big-hand thing kind of worked in Fable where it was part of a deliberate uniform cartoon style, but I thought it was an exceptionally bad decision to juxtapose cartoonish hands and faces with normal bodies and normal, gritty, semi-realistic everything else.

    The idea of the universe is cool but as you said, EM, it's too hollow. They had a few kind of interesting ideas in the abstract but none of the implementation was good or deep.

    you are talking about dishonored, right? i couldn't disagree with this sentiment more. the universe was novel and the art style was incredibly expressive and interesting. the color pallet was great - reminiscent of a watercolor. the creepy talking heart conceit was cool as hell. the gameplay mechanics were a good mix of stealth + action that clicked for me in a way that stealth games rarely do. the characters were fairly interesting and way better than VG standards. the story structure was rather interesting and at times had some emotional gravity.

    man if i had to pick a goty from last year it would probably be between dishonored and bioshock infinite. both were really great examples of the art form moving forward.

    imo fyi hth etc

    I guess part of my problem was that I enjoyed BioShock Infinite quite a bit and then when I played Dishonored later it mostly felt similar or worse across the board.

    The colors and gameplay were good, I agree.

    i guess i found the kind of vaguely grotesque character models really great. reminded me of a thomas mann book or something. thought it added a lot to the setting.

    I mean BS:I did the same concept - big hands, exaggerated features - only somewhat less grotesque and i thought it pretty successful there too, only maybe not quite as contributive to an unsettling milieu.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hey, Brit-chaters:

    What's to do in:

    London
    Edinburgh
    Dublin
    Glasgow

    ?

    Short train journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge
    Plane journey to Cambridge
    Long train journey to Cambridge

    London is special in that it's the only place in the UK where it's easy to get to Cambridge. Sadly, there's no reason to go to Cambridge and every day more and more groups of tourists get trapped here. Stuck forever on walking tours of the colleges.

    Blasphemy!

    There're also museums, pubs, and a creepy clock:
    _45034497_122aac8a-be53-44c8-993f-f90e8ff7473a.jpg

    Cambridge is a boring place to live, but maybe it's fine for an afternoon.

    the one in america is a great place to live

    lrn2cambridge limeys

    I've been to both, and honestly I'd be happy in either. Cambridge 2: Colonial Boogaloo has some pretty excellent beer.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    For serial though:

    London: there is fucking loads to do. Depends what you're into, but the usual touristy things will probably do you well. Go to Camden, Covent Garden too, Southbank can be fun if the weather is nice.
    Edinburgh: Royal mile is pretty decent, if a bit of a tourist trap. Same with the castle. Umm, drinking. Seriously, loads of great pubs all over the place. One of the ravens lives there, i believe. They might be able to give you better ideas.
    Dublin: If you're drinking, stay the hell away from temple bar, terrible tourist trap. The Long stone near the back of trinity is a nice pub and fairly central but there are loads of tohers. Tourism wise, the Guinness tour is pretty fun, Phoenix park is nice (once again, weather dependent), it also has a zoo and Aras an Uachtarain (where the Irish president lives, it's currently a leprechaun. I am not making this up) The viking splash tour is meant to be fun (never done it myself). Tav can probably tell you more, it's been years since I lived there.
    Glasgow: Lashings of the old ultraviolence. (I have never been)

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    I would love to live in Cambridge, if I meant it was going to university there.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Houston is only tolerable before April. From then until November it is a hellswamp.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    For serial though:

    London: there is fucking loads to do. Depends what you're into, but the usual touristy things will probably do you well. Go to Camden, Covent Garden too, Southbank can be fun if the weather is nice.
    Edinburgh: Royal mile is pretty decent, if a bit of a tourist trap. Same with the castle. Umm, drinking. Seriously, loads of great pubs all over the place. One of the ravens lives there, i believe. They might be able to give you better ideas.
    Dublin: If you're drinking, stay the hell away from temple bar, terrible tourist trap. The Long stone near the back of trinity is a nice pub and fairly central but there are loads of tohers. Tourism wise, the Guinness tour is pretty fun, Phoenix park is nice (once again, weather dependent), it also has a zoo and Aras an Uachtarain (where the Irish president lives, it's currently a leprechaun. I am not making this up) The viking splash tour is meant to be fun (never done it myself). Tav can probably tell you more, it's been years since I lived there.
    Glasgow: Lashings of the old ultraviolence. (I have never been)

    Thanks, friend!

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    kitty kissing booth! http://i.imgur.com/YTvELTg.gif

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    kitty kissing booth! http://i.imgur.com/YTvELTg.gif

    I hope he got his money.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Alright, that round was kind of awesome.

    Sadly, 21st and Syndalis didn't make it out alive.

    Rather, Vanguard went down immediately, and Syndalis was repeatedly accosted by suffocating tentacles, meanwhile 21st epically saved Vanguard's life by stabilizing him and then mowed down waves of aliens, only to be taken down by the last hostile remaining.

    Organichu was, predictably, a mechanized murder machine.

    Ahem...

    BETRAAAAAAAAYAL!

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Houston is only tolerable before April. From then until November it is a hellswamp.

    In my life I've found that April through September to be my least favorite time of the year.

    Everything gets warm and fatty just ends up sweating all the time.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    My next wave of rookies going in alongside Chubot are Mazzyx, Elldren, and one more person. Who wants in?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    I guess the specific objection to BioShock Infinite might be that even in terms of narrative quality it is fairly hard to distinguish from the core formula of System Shock 2, aside that there is a much shinier layer of polish.

    i never played SS2. like, the gameplay of BS:I has been, i guess, rightfully criticized as being samey when compared to the other BS games and presumably the SS's too. i guess i didn't find it irritating but gameplay-focused people like schex probably would.

    do you mean that the story was the same as SS2? i guess that would be surprising to me, but maybe SS2 was just way ahead of its time?

    if i had to name the key innovation from BS:I it would be elizabeth. wherever else they might have taken the easy or obvious route in developing that game, they spared no expense or attention on the elizabeth character and she felt more real and fleshed-out than any other VG character i can think of right now.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    @Atomika you can get a day trip to the Giant's Causeway and get more use out of £s! [/Nit Letting Go]

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    My next wave of rookies going in alongside Chubot are Mazzyx, Elldren, and one more person. Who wants in?

    ME! MEMMEMEMEME!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    So this is planet Houston..

    /generalzod

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    My next wave of rookies going in alongside Chubot are Mazzyx, Elldren, and one more person. Who wants in?

    Ohh! me! me! me!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    @Atomika you can get a day trip to the Giant's Causeway and get more use out of £s! [/Nit Letting Go]

    Cool! I'll check it out!

    I've never seen a giant!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    @Irond Will@Elki‌ @syndalis‌

    Cheap games on Xbone marketplace

    CoD: Ghosts (XBO) - 33% off
    Thief (XBO) - 50% off
    Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition (XBO) - 50% off
    CoD: Ghosts Hardened Ed. (XBO) - 20% off

    @‌bloodyroarxx

    dang man i should have waited a few weeks on thief and tomb raider

    ugh my $60

    still i am heartened that ms is being aggressive in pricing down their games. i predicted it would happen and was met with waves of jeering skepticism and derision on g&t.

    so suck it g&t

    i have not gotten far on thief before catching titanfall fever. i'll eventually get back to it.

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