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Lush [chat]

QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
Rad and I went to Philly to try out one of Lush's new spas. I got the full body deep tissue massage since it seemed the most straight forward. Thing is, Lush loves them some themes. So the whole thing is set to reworked sea chanteys from the 50s and 60s and various ocean and shipboard sounds.

Then there was the whole tossing a bath bomb in to dry ice to do this:

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Whole floor is covered in billowy smoke turned blue by the bomb's color.

And then after the massage they have this waiting for you:

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Hot tea with rum and shortbread. The dropper is rum for the tea. The bottle is for looks and actually glued shut because apparently they don't trust me.

And afterward you feel like a million bucks like nyah:

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Lush!

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    help i cant stop farting but the bathroom fan is broken so i cant mask my morning fart sessions anymore

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    help i cant stop farting but the bathroom fan is broken so i cant mask my morning fart sessions anymore

    I recommend Lush.

    Kana
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cough every time you fart. It'll cover the smell too.

    Ladies.
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    TL DR
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    haha the forum's draft function is so great

    I made a chat the other day and then saved it as a draft for when the next opportunity came up

    as we crept closer to the 10 minute mark, I went into my drafts to find it

    TO BE PREPARED TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE

    and nope, that shit is gone

    yay A++ would draft again

    Cindersronya21stCenturyGonmunspool32DelmainKanaDynagrip
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    That is somehow even worse

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Once again people

    Two thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars!!!

    titan_z0iekm.jpg


    Welcome to the .01%

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Corehealer
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So this morning instead of buttoning my boxers closed I buttoned it with my short.

    Waking up before 6 does not suit me.

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    help i cant stop farting but the bathroom fan is broken so i cant mask my morning fart sessions anymore

    Go the other way. Invite everyone to take part of your morning fart sessions.

    If they refuse, follow them around farting.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
    Zampanov
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I've seen some consumer PCs go for 4 grand.

    I would have no qualms, if I had that money, to spend $500 on normal hardware and $3000 on a video card. That still let's you have a $500 markup commercially too.

    Ladies.
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    haha the forum's draft function is so great

    I made a chat the other day and then saved it as a draft for when the next opportunity came up

    as we crept closer to the 10 minute mark, I went into my drafts to find it

    TO BE PREPARED TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE

    and nope, that shit is gone

    yay A++ would draft again

    This makes me fear drafting my "Man Butt" [chat]

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Yo Cind, to your post about Mass Effect, I think it's fair to say that every Mass Effect game is very different from the other ones.

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    That is somehow even worse

    Oh well then here's one of me in my suit:

    QiJZ4yy.jpg

    ronyaCorehealer
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    "gtx titan z", really?

    what's next, the gtx titan z alpha omega super-duper pro

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    Cinders21stCenturyjakobagger
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Lush stores make my throat itch as I walk past and they make their soaps look delicious which is a cruel joke.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Once again people

    Two thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars!!!

    titan_z0iekm.jpg


    Welcome to the .01%

    I wouldn't buy it, but if someone bought it for me I wouldn't turn it down.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    no mod [chat] let freedom ring rock flag and eagle

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Once again people

    Two thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars!!!

    titan_z0iekm.jpg


    Welcome to the .01%

    do you see the teraFLOPs tho?

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    That is somehow even worse

    Oh well then here's one of me in my suit:

    QiJZ4yy.jpg

    That room just says AMERICA!, and you look like a politician.

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Mazzyxbowenshrykejakobagger
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Once again people

    Two thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars!!!

    titan_z0iekm.jpg


    Welcome to the .01%

    I wouldn't buy it, but if someone bought it for me I wouldn't turn it down.

    you mean you wouldn't turn down a $3k gift?

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    @desc

    so does that mean you are paid in dream dollars.

    how does that work.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    That room just says AMERICA!, and you look like a politician.

    Nautically themed room!

    It was next to the Naval Academy so that's pretty much that B&B's thing.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    i wonder whether you can SLI that card

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i need 2 titanz so taht i can have allt he flops

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    i wonder whether you can SLI that card

    quad SLI or i feed.

    ronyaP10
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    That video card is about equivalent to what... a 2 Blue Gene super computer cabinets?

    Ladies.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i wonder whether you can SLI that card

    quad SLI or i feed.

    sorry using it to mine bitcoins

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    i wonder whether you can SLI that card

    Yes, but the cards have to perform a fusion dance.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Once again people

    Two thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars!!!

    titan_z0iekm.jpg


    Welcome to the .01%

    I wouldn't buy it, but if someone bought it for me I wouldn't turn it down.

    you mean you wouldn't turn down a $3k gift?

    Well, I wouldn't want to be rude

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
    Quid
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Fun fact: The GTX Titan Z is in actuality twice the size of the one in the picture.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    That is somehow even worse

    Oh well then here's one of me in my suit:

    QiJZ4yy.jpg

    That room just says AMERICA!, and you look like a politician.

    Seeing the blanket in my peripheral vision as I scrolled by, it kinda looked like you were posing next to a soldier's casket.

    Which ya know...good thing you weren't

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    That is somehow even worse

    Oh well then here's one of me in my suit:

    http://i.imgur.com/QiJZ4yy.jpg

    That room just says AMERICA!, and you look like a politician.

    Seeing the blanket in my peripheral vision as I scrolled by, it kinda looked like you were posing next to a soldier's casket.

    Which ya know...good thing you weren't

    That'd be a weird theme for a bed and breakfast.

    Quid on
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT

    That isn't a suit it's a sports coat and dress shirt with jeans.

    Cause I'm casual like that.

    That is somehow even worse

    Oh well then here's one of me in my suit:

    http://i.imgur.com/QiJZ4yy.jpg

    That room just says AMERICA!, and you look like a politician.

    Seeing the blanket in my peripheral vision as I scrolled by, it kinda looked like you were posing next to a soldier's casket.

    Which ya know...good thing you weren't

    That'd be a weird theme for a bed and breakfast.

    Yeah, that's more love hotel territory.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Fun fact: The GTX Titan Z is in actuality twice the size of the one in the picture.

    It requires it's own power plant to power.

    Quid
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I am hungry as fjk

    DasUberEdward
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    I am hungry as fjk

    my options for lunch are Zupas, In'n'out or a hot pocket.

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    @desc

    so does that mean you are paid in dream dollars.

    how does that work.

    Redeemable at any REM REI Retailer

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    I am hungry as fjk

    my options for lunch are Zupas, In'n'out or a hot pocket.

    WE GET IT, YOU LIKE TO HAVE...oh, those really are food? Carry on.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
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