45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!
Winky's game: Cronut Simulator 2014
Key Features:
You can be a cronut
Get points for being devoured - brag to your friends that you're the tastiest cronut
Fully moddable - make your own cronuts, fritters, turnovers, or even be an upsidedown pineapple cake
Advanced physics engine for custard fluid dynamics
Seriously look at that custard. Look at how luxuriously it oooooooooozes
You can be a cronut
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.
just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior
And I'm welcome to express that I think you are just being whiny.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.
just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior
And I'm welcome to express that I think you are just being whiny.
My roommate saw me at pride talking in my voice. I have no idea how to handle this.
Was your roommate partaking in Pride or just walking by?
This is the same roommate that hasn't said anything about your boobs, right?
If so, I don't think they'll say anything? I mean, if they aren't going "Uh, you have breasts" I don't think they're going to really say anything about you being at Pride or talking in your voice.
However, I do see why you're concerned.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!
I can never look at you or pomeranians the same way again
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
Feral if you submitted a resume that was just that post I would hire you for any position in the company
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!
Winky's game: Cronut Simulator 2014
Key Features:
You can be a cronut
Get points for being devoured - brag to your friends that you're the tastiest cronut
Fully moddable - make your own cronuts, fritters, turnovers, or even be an upsidedown pineapple cake
Advanced physics engine for custard fluid dynamics
Seriously look at that custard. Look at how luxuriously it oooooooooozes
You can be a cronut
... Why ISN'T there a Donut Shop Simulator 2014?
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
holy shit this quality for a tiny gif
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
you ain't going "man guys I hope nobody finds out about my super embarrassing job tee hee"'
also 95% of you are IT bods or grad students so there really isn't an element of mystery
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!
Winky's game: Cronut Simulator 2014
Key Features:
You can be a cronut
Get points for being devoured - brag to your friends that you're the tastiest cronut
Fully moddable - make your own cronuts, fritters, turnovers, or even be an upsidedown pineapple cake
Advanced physics engine for custard fluid dynamics
Seriously look at that custard. Look at how luxuriously it oooooooooozes
You can be a cronut
... Why ISN'T there a Donut Shop Simulator 2014?
I am very seriously considering making one now...
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
My roommate saw me at pride talking in my voice. I have no idea how to handle this.
Was your roommate partaking in Pride or just walking by?
This is the same roommate that hasn't said anything about your boobs, right?
If so, I don't think they'll say anything? I mean, if they aren't going "Uh, you have breasts" I don't think they're going to really say anything about you being at Pride or talking in your voice.
However, I do see why you're concerned.
Post pride social meet up in a fast food joint. None of my roommates have said anything about my boobs. But they also have only heard my guy voice. And this is my roommate who I see the least.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
you ain't going "man guys I hope nobody finds out about my super embarrassing job tee hee"'
also 95% of you are IT bods or grad students so there really isn't an element of mystery
I'm actually a princess in a faerie realm of both inspiring wonder and reckless gore, but I didn't want any of my fae to know that
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
NNID: Hakkekage
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.
just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior
And I'm welcome to express that I think you are just being whiny.
And I am welcome to express that god damn it stupid ffxiv servers being down for a kinda huge content update that costs nothing extra but don't get me wrong I mean that's cool and all but I wanna plaaaaay eeeeet however servers won't be up until 4am or so my time and I mean yes I might be trashed enough by that point to to make the shitty decision to stay play it at that god awful hour but for reals I really shouldn't because even though that interview is in the afternoon tomorrow so while I'll be hangover free I do still have to actually get up and go into work at the regular time which reminds me that I totally get to see Ingrid Michaelson in Minneapolis a month from today which is awesome as fuck but I still have to reserve the hotel rooms so is it generally better to wait until a couple weeks before the booking or have prices usually bottomed out a month in advance?
Sorry, I guess that ended up being more of a question than an expression
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.
just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior
And I'm welcome to express that I think you are just being whiny.
And I am welcome to express that god damn it stupid ffxiv servers being down for a kinda huge content update that costs nothing extra but don't get me wrong I mean that's cool and all but I wanna plaaaaay eeeeet however servers won't be up until 4am or so my time and I mean yes I might be trashed enough by that point to to make the shitty decision to stay play it at that god awful hour but for reals I really shouldn't because even though that interview is in the afternoon tomorrow so I'll be hangover free I do still have to actually get up and go into work at the regular time which reminds me that I totally get to see Ingrid Michaelson in Minneapolis a month from today which is awesome as fuck but I still have to reserve the hotel rooms so is it generally better to wait until a couple weeks before the booking or have prices usually bottomed out a month in advance?
Sorry, I guess that ended up being more of a question than an expression
I think prices get higher the longer you wait but maybe that is airplanes? I dunno, I don't know much about hotels.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I've only just stumbled into this discussion
But is an element of mystery not okay?
Titillation is a valid form of communication. It's just gonna make the big reveal awesome!
Or it will never come. You know, go about your day.
But I'm just feeling fiesty tonight, probably best not to seriously engage with me.
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ohI thought you came out to your roommates?
Winky's game: Cronut Simulator 2014
Key Features:
You can be a cronut
Get points for being devoured - brag to your friends that you're the tastiest cronut
Fully moddable - make your own cronuts, fritters, turnovers, or even be an upsidedown pineapple cake
Advanced physics engine for custard fluid dynamics
Seriously look at that custard. Look at how luxuriously it oooooooooozes
You can be a cronut
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
yes pls
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
And I'm welcome to express that I think you are just being whiny.
cool Im glad we had this exchange
Was your roommate partaking in Pride or just walking by?
This is the same roommate that hasn't said anything about your boobs, right?
If so, I don't think they'll say anything? I mean, if they aren't going "Uh, you have breasts" I don't think they're going to really say anything about you being at Pride or talking in your voice.
However, I do see why you're concerned.
I can never look at you or pomeranians the same way again
NNID: Hakkekage
... Why ISN'T there a Donut Shop Simulator 2014?
Nope been debating how to do it and I move out in 45 days.
The pastry vorarephilia market is hungry for its killer app
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
you ain't going "man guys I hope nobody finds out about my super embarrassing job tee hee"'
also 95% of you are IT bods or grad students so there really isn't an element of mystery
I am very seriously considering making one now...
Post pride social meet up in a fast food joint. None of my roommates have said anything about my boobs. But they also have only heard my guy voice. And this is my roommate who I see the least.
In bed
Idk I've been so tired in ever
I forgot that I went to work early so I was actually there 14 hrs
I deeply regret not sleeping at 8pm last night when I had the chance and stupidly staying up till 12
Or this weekend
I had no reason not to sleep early on fri sat or Sunday, I didn't go out drinking
But I stayed up
I might die
I've not had such a bad headache in a while
Been so long since I slept a lot
Night I love u I am going to die now
I'm actually a princess in a faerie realm of both inspiring wonder and reckless gore, but I didn't want any of my fae to know that
NNID: Hakkekage
And I am welcome to express that god damn it stupid ffxiv servers being down for a kinda huge content update that costs nothing extra but don't get me wrong I mean that's cool and all but I wanna plaaaaay eeeeet however servers won't be up until 4am or so my time and I mean yes I might be trashed enough by that point to to make the shitty decision to stay play it at that god awful hour but for reals I really shouldn't because even though that interview is in the afternoon tomorrow so while I'll be hangover free I do still have to actually get up and go into work at the regular time which reminds me that I totally get to see Ingrid Michaelson in Minneapolis a month from today which is awesome as fuck but I still have to reserve the hotel rooms so is it generally better to wait until a couple weeks before the booking or have prices usually bottomed out a month in advance?
Sorry, I guess that ended up being more of a question than an expression
well at this point he probs knows wats going on
so surely talking to him about the situation is the only sensible option?
call in sick tomorrow jeez
goodnight Shaz
sweet dreams shaz
here's a quarter for under your pillow
NNID: Hakkekage
But that's no excuse for not taking care of my sleep when I have the time
I think prices get higher the longer you wait but maybe that is airplanes? I dunno, I don't know much about hotels.
But is an element of mystery not okay?
Titillation is a valid form of communication. It's just gonna make the big reveal awesome!
Or it will never come. You know, go about your day.
But I'm just feeling fiesty tonight, probably best not to seriously engage with me.
because i see so many trucks with their tow mirrors out for no gosh darn reason.
*runs to kosh shrine, prays for guidance*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
ENGAGE ME
Sick days
What is this, europe
if they're smanging it I'm gonna be mad
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
just a poll...
NNID: Hakkekage
BILLIN 75 HOURS
GET FUCKED
i am stroking the chainmail my bro made
it is very soft...
Chestillatiion is the preferred term.
IF YOU MEET THE GAY EARTH ON THE ROAD, FUCK IT.
even ugly fuckers need warm, fleshy companionship on occassion, eddy
NNID: Hakkekage
Yo
careful
this dude clearly droppin the triple lutz of dick
I have no idea how he's going to react and he has way way too many ways he can fuck up my life.
I even have to under bill hrs cuz of idk dumb bullshit I can't think gnight bye
Also lol this manager is wrst