I will get the finest cut of steak money can buy, fly out to Seattle, set up right on the busiest hipster street, cook it well done, and then eat it with ketchup.
The tears will power my perpetual motion time machine.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
Hey man if someone wants to spend a bunch of money on well-done steak that's their bidness. Though I do subscribe to the whole chef gonna give you a less then amazing cut that way thing.
my mom insists that when I was 4 I watched a movie (poltergeist or something?) with her and tried to drown myself in the bathtub so I could be a ghost
I was emo before it was cool
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
@Evil Multifarious I know that Russian is particularly frustrating for translators in general. Mayakovsky's poetry, for example, is almost untranslatable into English because so much of it revolves around Russian wordplay that's impossible to translate.
Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.
"He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."
Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Translating is always more of an art. There isn't really a language you can do literal translation with and keep the feeling of the original writing.
Doing Japanese there are always these weird puns and phrasing that just doesn't work well in English. A lot of the writing is done in a way that you can assume meaning do to context. Doing direct translation though is a bitch because of it.
A good translator though can bring the meaning and essence of the writing to a new language but probably will never do it through a literal translation.
Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.
YO I AM A COCKROACH N SHIT
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
What the fuck? Was the waiter like flat out making fun of you or something?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.
"He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."
Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.
Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
yeah
then it's more like
notspitality
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DemonStaceyTTODewback's DaughterIn love with the TaySwayRegistered Userregular
I will say, as someone on the OPPOSITE side of the fence as @Tav , that chat is a fickle beast when it comes to jokes.
Some people are consistent... but a whole bunch of ya'll will get your panties bunched up over jokes at certain demographics and go on tangents about why people shouldn't make jokes like that and it's bad for society and blahblahblah, but then be trigger happy with that agree button on an offensive joke at seperate demographic that, for some reason, is OK.
I'm with the "fuck it make fun of everything" group that Ludious is on. But Tav isn't completely off base with his general thought here. But then again I feel like most people new that and it's still not worth getting bunched over.
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
There are people that pay others to treat them like shit until it gets them off!
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.
"He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."
Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.
Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy
Daaaaaaaaaang...
Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.
"He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."
Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.
Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy
i wonder what his girlfriend would have done if the shoe was on the other foot
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The tears will power my perpetual motion time machine.
I was emo before it was cool
Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.
Yaaaaaay.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
This plays on two stereotypes at once.
Efficient.
http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064/all
778 loser.
Doing Japanese there are always these weird puns and phrasing that just doesn't work well in English. A lot of the writing is done in a way that you can assume meaning do to context. Doing direct translation though is a bitch because of it.
A good translator though can bring the meaning and essence of the writing to a new language but probably will never do it through a literal translation.
YO I AM A COCKROACH N SHIT
This being a multi page "thing" is tedious and ridiculous.
@skippydumptruck
I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.
looooool
The fire truck is a solitary killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig
it was probably an offhand thing and not their main punchline of their standup routine
but then we have a long time discussing how unfunny they are
deebs is very funny i'll have you all know especially when he tells me things like i have a future and things to aspire to
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
What the fuck? Was the waiter like flat out making fun of you or something?
Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy
If you did not play Frog Fractions in the OP
you are missing out like whoa! I am rocking out to the end credits right now.
yeah
then it's more like
notspitality
Some people are consistent... but a whole bunch of ya'll will get your panties bunched up over jokes at certain demographics and go on tangents about why people shouldn't make jokes like that and it's bad for society and blahblahblah, but then be trigger happy with that agree button on an offensive joke at seperate demographic that, for some reason, is OK.
I'm with the "fuck it make fun of everything" group that Ludious is on. But Tav isn't completely off base with his general thought here. But then again I feel like most people new that and it's still not worth getting bunched over.
oh deebs, you can joke about anything you want, as long as it's more funny than it is offensive
which is to say
you can't make any jokes about anything because they're all bombs and you are terrible.
There are people that pay others to treat them like shit until it gets them off!
The new poster for the Fargo series.
It's a nice take on the original movie poster for Fargo.
BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?
Daaaaaaaaaang...
also Frog Fractions is. Hmm.
I think. Wait, no. I got it.
I don't got it.
you can't spell hospitality without spit
I am excited.
HOSPITALITY
oh my god
what a ridiculous scenario
i am squeeing with delight
I WANT AN ADORABLE SET OF PARENTS SO BAD
i wonder what his girlfriend would have done if the shoe was on the other foot
Needs more x's
I can never figure out which way is the acceptable way to spell it.
Fuck it
ant-vaccxxers.