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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    anti vaccine chiropractor who sells homeopathic medicine and has two degrees in natural healing

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    That story just makes me go.

    China. *sigh*

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    What the fuck? Was the waiter like flat out making fun of you or something?

    I would also like to know more

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    anti vaccine chiropractor who sells homeopathic medicine and has two degrees in natural healing

    i have 90 degree angles.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Also

    If you did not play Frog Fractions in the OP

    you are missing out like whoa! I am rocking out to the end credits right now.

    I didn't get it. made me feel dumb so I rebelled and closed the tab

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    wait, what is this?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Also

    If you did not play Frog Fractions in the OP

    you are missing out like whoa! I am rocking out to the end credits right now.

    I didn't get it. made me feel dumb so I rebelled and closed the tab

    Buy the dragon. Swim down.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    anti vaccine chiropractor who sells homeopathic medicine and has two degrees in natural healing

    i have 90 degree angles.

    your qualifications check out

    Welcome doctor, here's your business loan to start a Chiropractic clinic

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    i wouldn't leave my laptop open at a table in burger king with 50 of my friends there

    curse this white hell

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    @Irond Will

    Steak, especially filet, can also be cooked black and blue to stunning results, not just medium rare.

    It is just impossible to cook it that way at home unless your oven can achieve temperatures over 1000° easily.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Annoyance of the morning.

    My new heatsink for my desktop arrived last night. My roommate put it on the couch and I didn't notice.

    I could of had my desktop running last night but I gotta wait till I get home today.

    Could of had SWTOR downloaded damn it.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    wait, what is this?

    My son got in a pile of trouble for complaining to me over IMs that he was bored as hell while in in-school suspension for a dress code violation. I raised hell with the disciplinarian about why he didn't have any work to do. She goes "how did you know?" and I accidentally told her it was because he IM'd me to tell me. He has to hack his school-supplied chromebook to do that at all, so he got in even more trouble. *facepalm*

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    Tampering or not I still think the administration at that school is a bunch of geese.

    desc wrote: »
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    That seems like an easy situation to work around. You could just as easily have made up that story on the spot!

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @desc‌

    The Grandmaster went up on Netflix the other day.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    syndalis wrote: »
    @Irond Will

    Steak, especially filet, can also be cooked black and blue to stunning results, not just medium rare.

    It is just impossible to cook it that way at home unless your oven can achieve temperatures over 1000° easily.

    Actually! Those charcoal lighting towers put off a shit load of heat once they get going. Throw a grill grate on top and you can come pretty close.

    I mean assuming you can cook outdoors and all that, mind.

    firewaterword on
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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    What the fuck? Was the waiter like flat out making fun of you or something?

    It was a Morton's in Chicago, and they were acting like dicks because we were in jeans and all sweaty from walking around town all day in 90* weather. It was a bunch of little stuff - took forever to get seated, waiter ignored us / took forever, etc.

    When we mentioned it to the manager during the obligatory 'how is your meal' he told us that his restaurant is excellent and we must not be used to the quality of service they provide. The way he said it was basically 'you poors need to go back to Applebees'.

    If I'm dropping $250 on two entrees and a couple drinks, I expect to be treated like a prince even if I show up in a fucking stained bathrobe.

    We left a $.02 tip too, although that probably just reaffirmed the whole 'too low class to eat here' opinion.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    That's like movie mafia plausible deniability. That wouldn't even hold up for a white dude in Texas

    PantsB on
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    @Irond Will

    Steak, especially filet, can also be cooked black and blue to stunning results, not just medium rare.

    It is just impossible to cook it that way at home unless your oven can achieve temperatures over 1000° easily.

    Actually! Those charcoal lighting towers put off a shit load of heat once they get going. Throw a grill grate on top and you can come pretty close.

    okay, lemme rephrase.

    Impossible to cook that way at home in a major metro like NYC.

    Salamanders come close also.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Oh gods. Ex came by to pick some random stuff up last night.

    Wanted to bang.

    Like real bad.

    I was like PLS NO. AREN'T YOU SEEING SOMEONE?

    Flattering for.... obvious reasons but...

    Like... c'mon....

    I didn't mean you were a persistent weirdo.

    Rather Lorc was. And that it was surprising and made Lorc all the weirder had he maintained a compelling and consistent personality such as yourself.

    Are you really TTOdewback's daughter?

    WHAT

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Yeah I forgot to check my outdoor cooking priv once again...

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    Tampering or not I still think the administration at that school is a bunch of geese.

    Agreed. They have done a series of vindictive shit over the course of this, and I am currently pestering the principal for a meeting to discuss it. They are pissing me off like whoa.


    Also the restrictions they have on chromebooks are fucking stupid. Astoundingly stupid. They could have google hangout enabled so that kids who are out of school could still attend class! But no, they've disabled it because reasons.

    Kids can't email their teachers because the teachers all have email addresses outside the domain, and the kids can't send email outside the domain.

    They can't get to facebook, youtube, or even khan academy from inside the school because of the whitelist, even though the teachers have coursework or study groups using all three of those things.

    grrrrr

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    wait, what is this?

    My son got in a pile of trouble for complaining to me over IMs that he was bored as hell while in in-school suspension for a dress code violation. I raised hell with the disciplinarian about why he didn't have any work to do. She goes "how did you know?" and I accidentally told her it was because he IM'd me to tell me. He has to hack his school-supplied chromebook to do that at all, so he got in even more trouble. *facepalm*

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    well, in the grand scheme of things there's a hell of a lot worse things to be put in ISS for

    anyway that seems pretty dumb. i mean, i get it. i get why the school wouldnt want kids tampering with a school-supplied laptop, but it's something akin to having a pencil given to you so you can do math and getting in trouble for drawing an awesome dinosaur instead

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I salt and pepper the steak throw it in a 500 degree pan both sides 1 minute then throw it in the preheated oven at 500 until my internal steak cooking sense tells me its time, take it out, rest it on an elevated surface so any leakage doesn't make it soggy for 2 minutes and eat my perfect steak that's medium rare and awesome

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    That's like movie mafia plausible deniability. That wouldn't even hold up for a white dude in Texas

    Well at worked to keep his friends out of trouble, which was the goal. He ate the extra day of ISS instead.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Hospitality story:

    In college I worked valet at a nice steakhouse in the suburbs. The owner liked me so much that not only did I have a spot there every saturday night, but I also got shift pay from my valet company!

    About once a month, there was this couple that would drive up in an old beater. The dude was a smoker so he'd come out occasionally and chat. They weren't fivefigureballers, but this was their BIG TREAT once every few weeks. So they'd get dressed up as best they could and splurge on some meats.

    Everyone knew them and treated them like bosses, because you know, they're in the service industry and non-baller money spends just as well.

    Also, years after I quit, the owner drunk dialed me a few times asking me to come back. I miss that place.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    wait, what is this?

    My son got in a pile of trouble for complaining to me over IMs that he was bored as hell while in in-school suspension for a dress code violation. I raised hell with the disciplinarian about why he didn't have any work to do. She goes "how did you know?" and I accidentally told her it was because he IM'd me to tell me. He has to hack his school-supplied chromebook to do that at all, so he got in even more trouble. *facepalm*

    That's where you divert.

    "It's not important how I know, it's important that you're not doing your job to get him the work he needs to be doing."

    Worst case scenario, you admit that you are the one at fault

    "I circumvented the system so if there was a need, he could get a hold of me quickly and easily because it's apparent you can't do your job."

    Seriously, why can't people just do their jobs?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    yeah it was a mistake on my part, I should have known better.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I think I have a sinus infection.

    So much phlegm! So grooooossss... :(

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    wait, what is this?

    My son got in a pile of trouble for complaining to me over IMs that he was bored as hell while in in-school suspension for a dress code violation. I raised hell with the disciplinarian about why he didn't have any work to do. She goes "how did you know?" and I accidentally told her it was because he IM'd me to tell me. He has to hack his school-supplied chromebook to do that at all, so he got in even more trouble. *facepalm*

    Narc.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    anti vaccine chiropractor who sells homeopathic medicine and has two degrees in natural healing

    wouldn't even be murder

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    Boy got his chromebook returned to him after having it reformatted.
    He got in-school suspended for another day for having it hacked, but it turns out he did a brilliant thing: he didn't actually do the circumvention. He left it on a table at Wendy's with 5 of his friends, got in line to get a coke. When he returned, the device had been tampered with!

    Plausible deniability.

    wait, what is this?

    My son got in a pile of trouble for complaining to me over IMs that he was bored as hell while in in-school suspension for a dress code violation. I raised hell with the disciplinarian about why he didn't have any work to do. She goes "how did you know?" and I accidentally told her it was because he IM'd me to tell me. He has to hack his school-supplied chromebook to do that at all, so he got in even more trouble. *facepalm*

    you muppet :P

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Goddamnit. Too much work for a Friday. Stop dumping stuff in my lap you bastards!

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Oh gods. Ex came by to pick some random stuff up last night.

    Wanted to bang.

    Like real bad.

    I was like PLS NO. AREN'T YOU SEEING SOMEONE?

    Flattering for.... obvious reasons but...

    Like... c'mon....

    I didn't mean you were a persistent weirdo.

    Rather Lorc was. And that it was surprising and made Lorc all the weirder had he maintained a compelling and consistent personality such as yourself.

    Are you really TTOdewback's daughter?

    WHAT

    Don't worry, it was all a lie.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »

    I have done exactly this, and it's fabulous.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I hope I'm not wrong for thinking that it would have been perfectly acceptable if he threw his girlfriend over the ledge instead of himself.

    Bless your heart.
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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Man, I missed this place.

    But I sure got a shitload of work done the past month.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    anti vaccine chiropractor who sells homeopathic medicine and has two degrees in natural healing

    wouldn't even be murder

    I called the chiropractor who's business is under my apartment a witch doctor in front of my landlord once and he got all huffy and defensive

    I keep forgetting people who aren't internet nerds or medical professionals think they're the real deal

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