Is April 1st usually this lame? I'm getting the saddest excuses for jokes in my mailbox.
My results:
2 cousins updated their relationship status, someone is moving to Spain, one of my college professors is 6 months pregnant, one friend from PA acts like she loves pink and one co-worker got a new job.
also to all of my new players in this roleplaying thing:
I have decided that we won't be playing Ryuutama
please check your inboxes as I have sent you a primer on how to roll your FATAL characters
it's a scant 200 pages, should be no problem
roll for anal circumference
It's got a vaginal depth chart too, right?
yep
if there is one thing I love about FATAL - and I admit that it is hard to pick just one thing - it is just how balls-out insane the chargen is
even the table at the back of 3000 random magical effects (including "2 gay ogres appear within 3d10 feet and begin butt-plugging as if tomorrow will not exist" and "whenever the target next takes a dump, it will be 3d100 feet long, though normal in girth") cannot compare to the chargen
IKEA food is surprisingly not bad. And the names delight me as does anything Swedish.
Schpoopel!!
0
Options
JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
By the way, guys, for the record
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
+4
Options
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
yeah i did contests in the LoL thread and the only thing you had to do was @ me
So there is an otherkin living in my neighborhood.
Walking home from grocery store yesterday, fairly good looking guy, cares about grooming (had a good haircut, clean shaven) then I saw the fox ears. And the long jacket which was covering the fursuit... and the tail poking out from the back from the split in the jacket...
I am not picking on the guy per se, but I still find the shit hilarious and sad at the same time whenever I see it.
Not to go too tumblr here but "otherkin" implies that they think they are the creature in question mentally/spiritually/whatever, but in the absence of knowing that about him "fursuiter" is the most accurate word.
I can't say I find someone wearing that on the street all that sad. I knew a guy once who wore one to a job interview at an anime shop. That was sad.
"Go Tumblr" .... I use that site to post pretty art, maps and flags, I don't even see all the feminism and fanboyism stuff that is - apparently - what Tumblr consists of entirely. =/
Aldo on
0
Options
surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
yeah totally my fault
i read op saw bw/torchbearer so i assumed i was in to run
So there is an otherkin living in my neighborhood.
Walking home from grocery store yesterday, fairly good looking guy, cares about grooming (had a good haircut, clean shaven) then I saw the fox ears. And the long jacket which was covering the fursuit... and the tail poking out from the back from the split in the jacket...
I am not picking on the guy per se, but I still find the shit hilarious and sad at the same time whenever I see it.
Not to go too tumblr here but "otherkin" implies that they think they are the creature in question mentally/spiritually/whatever, but in the absence of knowing that about him "fursuiter" is the most accurate word.
I can't say I find someone wearing that on the street all that sad. I knew a guy once who wore one to a job interview at an anime shop. That was sad.
"Go Tumblr" .... [url=http://www.tumblr.com/blog/helloiamaldoI use[/url] that site to post pretty art, maps and flags, I don't even see all the feminism and fanboyism stuff that is - apparently - what Tumblr consists of entirely. =/
I didn't have a better way to phrase it, yeah there's tons of stuff on tumblr but I was just aware that there are apparently tumblr communities for otherkin and people on the site are sometimes sticklers for minutia of phrasing and word usage.
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
Yeah, sorry, I should have mentioned and end time for my availability.
0
Options
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Sometimes I like to scroll to a random page in the FATAL rulebook
and just take it all in
breathe deeply
and remember that no matter how terrible I think I am
at least I didn't write that
0
Options
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
And I should have maybe noticed that I was supposed to pm to sign up
So there is an otherkin living in my neighborhood.
Walking home from grocery store yesterday, fairly good looking guy, cares about grooming (had a good haircut, clean shaven) then I saw the fox ears. And the long jacket which was covering the fursuit... and the tail poking out from the back from the split in the jacket...
I am not picking on the guy per se, but I still find the shit hilarious and sad at the same time whenever I see it.
Not to go too tumblr here but "otherkin" implies that they think they are the creature in question mentally/spiritually/whatever, but in the absence of knowing that about him "fursuiter" is the most accurate word.
I can't say I find someone wearing that on the street all that sad. I knew a guy once who wore one to a job interview at an anime shop. That was sad.
"Go Tumblr" .... I use that site to post pretty art, maps and flags, I don't even see all the feminism and fanboyism stuff that is - apparently - what Tumblr consists of entirely. =/
I didn't have a better way to phrase it, yeah there's tons of stuff on tumblr but I was just aware that there are apparently tumblr communities for otherkin and people on the site are sometimes sticklers for minutia of phrasing and word usage.
I mean, everyone knows exactly what you meant, so I can't blame you. It's just kinda frustrating that the blogging site I use to share 17th century art and proposals for Spanish-language flags is best known for having crazy intense echo chambers for a bunch of gender-related super-specific niches.
So there is an otherkin living in my neighborhood.
Walking home from grocery store yesterday, fairly good looking guy, cares about grooming (had a good haircut, clean shaven) then I saw the fox ears. And the long jacket which was covering the fursuit... and the tail poking out from the back from the split in the jacket...
I am not picking on the guy per se, but I still find the shit hilarious and sad at the same time whenever I see it.
Not to go too tumblr here but "otherkin" implies that they think they are the creature in question mentally/spiritually/whatever, but in the absence of knowing that about him "fursuiter" is the most accurate word.
I can't say I find someone wearing that on the street all that sad. I knew a guy once who wore one to a job interview at an anime shop. That was sad.
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
yeah i did contests in the LoL thread and the only thing you had to do was @ me
So Dutch metal band Heidevolk did an April Fools that was pretty funny. They were going to change their name to Heatherfolk and translate their albums to English.
when are you moving into your house? also, where is it?
Closed yesterday, moving Friday.
It is in the burbs. You go north on 59 and then east on the beltway until it turns south
we still have a Houston address though!
close-ish to my brother, I think. he's in Humble. we'll probably move in two weeks. still need to get all of the furniture put together and then we'll be ready i think. will have a gate installed in a few weeks but that won't hold up the move, i don't think.
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
JACOB I TOLD YOU MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS ROLEPLAY AND YOU ASSIGNED ME NWOD
Posts
keep me posted on everyone's anal circumference
As a final parting gift the boomers stamped their own name onto the last generation of the 20th century
That must drive you guys crazy
2 cousins updated their relationship status, someone is moving to Spain, one of my college professors is 6 months pregnant, one friend from PA acts like she loves pink and one co-worker got a new job.
9.9
Exhibit A: the [chat] thread
they can fucking lick my taint
yep
if there is one thing I love about FATAL - and I admit that it is hard to pick just one thing - it is just how balls-out insane the chargen is
even the table at the back of 3000 random magical effects (including "2 gay ogres appear within 3d10 feet and begin butt-plugging as if tomorrow will not exist" and "whenever the target next takes a dump, it will be 3d100 feet long, though normal in girth") cannot compare to the chargen
Schpoopel!!
HOLY JEEZ this was an education in how people basically do not read instructions or OPs at all
Like I love most of you and I have special mommy-and-daddy hug love for Gooey but some doods were not really giving me the infos I needed and I had to infer a lot of things. Like when someone goes "EST. I work on Saturdays" I had to just kind of assume that he meant he was only free Sundays. And then there were dudes who listed a bunch of games that weren't in the OP and not a single one that was. Those people may be disappointed and I feel kind of bad but also like...sorry bro
That's pretty epic, to be fair.
Not a millennial
Hate the generations above and below me anyway
So no
yeah i did contests in the LoL thread and the only thing you had to do was @ me
and I'd explain how to do so twice
and people still refused to do it properly
"Go Tumblr" .... I use that site to post pretty art, maps and flags, I don't even see all the feminism and fanboyism stuff that is - apparently - what Tumblr consists of entirely. =/
Lena Dunham.
Now you know.
yeah totally my fault
i read op saw bw/torchbearer so i assumed i was in to run
the comments are better
I didn't have a better way to phrase it, yeah there's tons of stuff on tumblr but I was just aware that there are apparently tumblr communities for otherkin and people on the site are sometimes sticklers for minutia of phrasing and word usage.
Yeah, sorry, I should have mentioned and end time for my availability.
and just take it all in
breathe deeply
and remember that no matter how terrible I think I am
at least I didn't write that
It's already my plan to do that all night tonight.
Now it's in front of Obama.
If he signs this it's totally going to be an Obummer of a time for lots of doctors.
Twitch + 2.5 attack speed + Ult + Runnan Hurricane is just hilarity to a group of enemy champions.
wassss this close to a pentakill.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Man that's mind blowing.
Some one wanting to work at an anime shop.
obligatory @Irond Will
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
8->
amazing
Also, perfect excuse to post some Batavian metal.
and now
now
we will slay the ultimate sorcerer
@Jacobkosh
hth
his name is lusty buckles
JACOB I TOLD YOU MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS ROLEPLAY AND YOU ASSIGNED ME NWOD