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Castle Bravo, a [chat]

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Fair.

    THIS ONE'S FOR CALLAHAN

    *smashes mirror*

    Seriously, though, who's this schlub you sent to the Rangers in a St. Louis jersey under false pretenses?

    St. Louis was never the magic.

    The magic was in Lightning fans' hearts all along.

    That's why Cally is doing well and St. Louis might as well hang up his skates for all he's done for the Rangers

    Chanus
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Dynagrip @Chanu @""Element Brian"‌

    I have reopened signups for a limited time only on a provisional basis.

    If you made the terrible mistake of not signing up, this is your chance to set things right like Scott Bakula.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    In the comic are Gabe and Tycho sharing a house along with both of their wives and children?

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    er @Element Brian‌ and @ everyone else who is interested ^^^^^^

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Does that mean that people with a load of crap on their desks are angrier as well?

    Because my Lego scenario and bobblehead could be an indication of my desk rage.

    They actually suggest that as a possibility

    I guess since I reduced the number of minifigs from 10 to 2 I've felt... A little calmer?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip Chanu ""Element Brian"‌

    I have reopened signups for a limited time only on a provisional basis.

    If you made the terrible mistake of not signing up, this is your chance to set things right like Scott Bakula.

    Oh, I love the idea but I'm a horrible flake and will ruin someone's game.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    1/3 kosh

    the mods are fallible! ALL IS TO BE QUESTIONED!!!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    surrealitycheck
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Yes Winky, they put that much thought into it.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I think it'd be a good April Fool's if the White House pretended Obama got assassinated.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    The power came back on right as the class began. :(

  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    1/3 kosh

    the mods are fallible! ALL IS TO BE QUESTIONED!!!

    NOW IS THE TIME TO RISE

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    It's like a buzzfeed list, but without the jokes.

    i quoted the good bits

    The balcony at a lot of venues has a separate bar. I usually go for the section with the best bar.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Fair.

    THIS ONE'S FOR CALLAHAN

    *smashes mirror*

    Seriously, though, who's this schlub you sent to the Rangers in a St. Louis jersey under false pretenses?

    St. Louis was never the magic.

    The magic was in Lightning fans' hearts all along.

    That's why Cally is doing well and St. Louis might as well hang up his skates for all he's done for the Rangers

    When St. Louis was formally announced as captain, I was this close to buying a new Bolt's Alt for St. Louis with the C.

    I'm so glad I didn't.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'm struggling with "cunt-bitten"

    is it like

    frostbitten?

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    1/3 kosh

    the mods are fallible! ALL IS TO BE QUESTIONED!!!

    This is old news, and is demonstrated half the time they try to utilize Geth for anything :P.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    I pay €750 a month (including utilities) for a 1-bedroom in The Hague. It's expensive but my alternatives are living with roommates, moving back in with the parents or becoming a single mom and applying for social housing.

    @Aldo

    €750 including utilities may qualify you for rent subsidy if your income is low. The limit on that is at €690 excl. utilities. Only for low incomes though.

    Social housing may end you up with a bigger house if your wait time is zany large, but most rent 40-50m2 for around 600-650 exclusive.

    It's a major flaw in the social renting system that the quality of your house doesn't factor into the rent at all, even the worst appartments in bad neighbourhoods are pretty much at or near the cap.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I think it'd be a good April Fool's if the White House pretended Obama got assassinated.

    And then put everybody who celebrated on Twitter on some kind of watch list?

    Because I don't think the security service is big enough for that.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
    Delmain
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    thanks, solo... now we are all on watchlists.

    *wraps tinfoil around head*

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    CindersChanusskippydumptruck
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    It's like a buzzfeed list, but without the jokes.

    i quoted the good bits

    The balcony at a lot of venues has a separate bar. I usually go for the section with the best bar.

    Haha, you're an old. I bet you call them concerts.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Also I fucked up revenue recognition as a percentage of completion. So stupid of me.

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    In the comic are Gabe and Tycho sharing a house along with both of their wives and children?

    There's a comic?

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Yes Winky, they put that much thought into it.

    I EXPECT A STRICT ADHERENCE TO CANON.

    INCONSISTENCIES AND RETCONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    1/3 kosh

    the mods are fallible! ALL IS TO BE QUESTIONED!!!

    NOW IS THE TIME TO RISE

    Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the forum. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of chatkind. "Chatkind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the First of April, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from moderation. We are fighting for our right to post. To exist. And should we win the day, the First of April will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the thread declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our April Fools Day!

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    WinkyChanusDeebaser
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    We have bogeys inbound [chat]

    Get ready to fly

    tumblr_n395enjxIH1t63sglo1_500.gif

    ChanusWinkyDynagripronyasurrealitycheckJacobkoshbowen
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip Chanu ""Element Brian"‌

    I have reopened signups for a limited time only on a provisional basis.

    If you made the terrible mistake of not signing up, this is your chance to set things right like Scott Bakula.

    Oh, I love the idea but I'm a horrible flake and will ruin someone's game.

    It's four sessions.

  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip Chanu ""Element Brian"‌

    I have reopened signups for a limited time only on a provisional basis.

    If you made the terrible mistake of not signing up, this is your chance to set things right like Scott Bakula.

    Oh, I love the idea but I'm a horrible flake and will ruin someone's game.

    It's four sessions.

    I have a gift.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Those two posts in succession are beautiful.

    Chanuszagdrob
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    We have bogeys inbound [chat]

    Get ready to fly

    tumblr_n395enjxIH1t63sglo1_500.gif

    Kenny Loggins time!

    desc
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

    unfunny:
    the jokes are made less amusing by the realization that the absurdity is necessitated in order for the lawyer to get the witness to phrase something explicitly

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    What the

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Sure but I think the response I posted last night still holds.

    I think I missed it?

    Or else I'm not sure which response you're referring to...

    might've, it was late

    if that infographic is not accurate then

    a) they worked less than they claimed and were even more brilliant

    b) or they worked more, making them even more dedicated

    i agree that it probably varied with the seasons, day, and whether or not they were working on a project or in between them

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I am eating a USDA-declared Class A Noxious Weed for dinner.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I choose to believe Eddy typed that from memory

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    ChanusWinkyronya
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Reorg Saga, 5 weeks with no boss:

    Hey! I'm on a team now!

    I uh, don't really know what my job is yet. But at least I know who I'm working with, and our department name.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    We have bogeys inbound [chat]

    Get ready to fly

    tumblr_n395enjxIH1t63sglo1_500.gif

    @Brogey Save yourself!

    He/Him
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    NwpzNb3.jpg

    this showed up unironically on my FB wall a few days ago

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    It's like a buzzfeed list, but without the jokes.

    i quoted the good bits

    The balcony at a lot of venues has a separate bar. I usually go for the section with the best bar.

    Haha, you're an old. I bet you call them concerts.

    *sips $7 Stella*
    Whatever, bro. I aint even mad. Enjoy the smell of body odor, cheap perfume, and even cheaper weed.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Did my Roomba just clean in a pentagram shape?

    ronyaskippydumptruckDasUberEdward
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