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  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Did my Roomba just clean in a pentagram shape?

    Roomba now summons Satan as an April Fool's joke!

    Sorry about the mandatory human sacrifice.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Did my Roomba just clean in a pentagram shape?
    There's a joke here about roomba's poor cleaning performance. It involves the trapped soul inside crying for help.

    Or maybe not.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Valve should have added Halflife 3 to Steam Greenlight today

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    GooeyemnmnmePantsBoverride367
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I heard we were seizing power and came as fast as I could.

    I nominate me as [chat] President For Life.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Check out Vertiginous Golf, a physics based first person exploratory mini golf game set in a steampunk alternative universe.

    Modern gaming.

    DiannaoChong
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Oh my god, and of course it's Early Access

    EDIT: And has Occulus Rift support

    Winky on
    DiannaoChong
  • DynagripDynagrip Rattlesnake on the trigger HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @Dynagrip @Chanu @""Element Brian"‌

    I have reopened signups for a limited time only on a provisional basis.

    If you made the terrible mistake of not signing up, this is your chance to set things right like Scott Bakula.
    ty

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I call them concerts which doesn't count because different language

    I also spend most of them by the back wall because for like all of them I'm only there because they're at hulen and therefore free for me, and we usually hang out back there

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I call them concerts because I ain't live in bk

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    We have bogeys inbound [chat]

    Get ready to fly

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    landing on the carrier was such bullshit omg

    LoserForHireXDynagripkedinikdesc
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Trailer quote is "The Dark Souls of golf games"

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2014
    Eddy wrote: »
    I call them concerts because I ain't live in bk

    i call them shows cause i ain't a bobo

    Vanguard on
    Eddy
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    The OED Gets All C-Wordy. You Should Too.
    Among the Oxford English Dictionary's list of "new word entries" for March 2014 are the following four adjectives:
    • cunted
    • cunting
    • cuntish
    • cunty

    In what has turned out to be a rather cunt-happy month at the OED, these "subentries" were added as well:
    • cunt lapper
    • cunt-bitten
    • cunt-sucker

    If cunted sounds crude, it nevertheless has a place in a lexicon that comfortably embraces labels like cocksucker, dickhead, and even asshole. The fact is that much of modern English has been influenced by writers like Shakespeare, whose Malvolio slyly spells out C-U-N-T in Twelfth Night, and Chaucer, who used the more quaint-looking queynte. As New York-based journalist Lauren Davidson noted recently, "It really does seem only fair that if Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer, James Joyce and D.H. Lawrence—a bunch of old white men—could use it rather joyfully, why shouldn't we?"

    this is beautiful

    i especially like the verbal forms

    Chanus
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Did you know there is Sonic the Hedgehog/Legend of Zelda cross-over DLC?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I call them concerts because I ain't live in bk

    But how do you live when you can't have it your way?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Gooey wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    We have bogeys inbound [chat]

    Get ready to fly

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    landing on the carrier was such bullshit omg

    I never got why people thought landing on the carrier was so hard.

    The first few times you landed / refueled were tough, but all you had to do was listen to the cues and you could land every time.

    EDIT: Now Battletoads, that was a fuck you of a game.

    zagdrob on
    bowen
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I keep thinking of games to add to Feral's "hardcore gamer cred" list:

    Dwarf Fortress
    Rogue
    Ultima Online

    zagdrob
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    ronya wrote: »
    http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

    unfunny:
    the jokes are made less amusing by the realization that the absurdity is necessitated in order for the lawyer to get the witness to phrase something explicitly

    Those are pretty much all either bad questions designed poorly by bad lawyers, or hostile witnesses being snarky, or a combination.

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I keep thinking of games to add to Feral's "hardcore gamer cred" list:

    Dwarf Fortress
    Rogue
    Ultima Online

    Dwarf Fortress should carry the condition that you didn't use an UI mods.

    UO should be pre-trammel

    Has anybody actually played Rogue?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Winky
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Edit: Thank you for the double-posting, Mr Forum.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I keep thinking of games to add to Feral's "hardcore gamer cred" list:

    Dwarf Fortress
    Rogue
    Ultima Online

    With no tileset, natch.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    are the forums coughing

    EddyDiannaoChong
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    I think the updated roguelikes like nethack or slash'em would suffice for a list

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    why must you be so loud, girl guide cookie crinkle wrap

    why must you let everyone know that i am a weak man

    Eddy
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I call them concerts because I ain't live in bk

    But how do you live when you can't have it your way?

    i channel my pain through a screenplay

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I look disgustingly unkempt but I have to go to the shops

    this is the worst thing that has ever happened

    WinkyAbdhyius
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I think the updated roguelikes like nethack or slash'em would suffice for a list

    I was gonna stay nethack, but it feels wrong to not go for the source.

    That said, I agree when Mojo says "Has anybody actually played Rogue?"

    kaleedity
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i am too depressed to interact with people beyond posting pictures of animals

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    Captain Carrot
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I look disgustingly unkempt but I have to go to the shops

    this is the worst thing that has ever happened

    I was out pimping today and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at lunchtime. My hair on one side was all stuck out. It looked a bit like somebody had put a van der Graaff generator next to my head.

    So much shame.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    One could say that Rogue doesn't count as a Rogue-like because technically it's a Rogue-is

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    i am too depressed to interact with people beyond posting pictures of animals

    ZPQy671.jpg

    Puppy is a Raider's fan. So we can assume the stuffed animal is stolen.

    Cinders
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    ronyakedinikInfamyDeferredCaptain Carrot
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I look disgustingly unkempt but I have to go to the shops

    this is the worst thing that has ever happened

    I've gone to the shops in my bathrobe very obviously still drunk yet also fighting a massive hangover

    dignity is overrated

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    One could say that Rogue doesn't count as a Rogue-like because technically it's a Rogue-is

    booo

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    that dog looks so much like my mom's dog!

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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Concerts and shows are different things

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