I call them concerts which doesn't count because different language
I also spend most of them by the back wall because for like all of them I'm only there because they're at hulen and therefore free for me, and we usually hang out back there
Among the Oxford English Dictionary's list of "new word entries" for March 2014 are the following four adjectives:
cunted
cunting
cuntish
cunty
In what has turned out to be a rather cunt-happy month at the OED, these "subentries" were added as well:
cunt lapper
cunt-bitten
cunt-sucker
If cunted sounds crude, it nevertheless has a place in a lexicon that comfortably embraces labels like cocksucker, dickhead, and even asshole. The fact is that much of modern English has been influenced by writers like Shakespeare, whose Malvolio slyly spells out C-U-N-T in Twelfth Night, and Chaucer, who used the more quaint-looking queynte. As New York-based journalist Lauren Davidson noted recently, "It really does seem only fair that if Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer, James Joyce and D.H. Lawrence—a bunch of old white men—could use it rather joyfully, why shouldn't we?"
the jokes are made less amusing by the realization that the absurdity is necessitated in order for the lawyer to get the witness to phrase something explicitly
Those are pretty much all either bad questions designed poorly by bad lawyers, or hostile witnesses being snarky, or a combination.
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I keep thinking of games to add to Feral's "hardcore gamer cred" list:
Dwarf Fortress
Rogue
Ultima Online
With no tileset, natch.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I look disgustingly unkempt but I have to go to the shops
this is the worst thing that has ever happened
I was out pimping today and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at lunchtime. My hair on one side was all stuck out. It looked a bit like somebody had put a van der Graaff generator next to my head.
So much shame.
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Roomba now summons Satan as an April Fool's joke!
Sorry about the mandatory human sacrifice.
Or maybe not.
I nominate me as [chat] President For Life.
Modern gaming.
EDIT: And has Occulus Rift support
I also spend most of them by the back wall because for like all of them I'm only there because they're at hulen and therefore free for me, and we usually hang out back there
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
landing on the carrier was such bullshit omg
i call them shows cause i ain't a bobo
this is beautiful
i especially like the verbal forms
But how do you live when you can't have it your way?
I never got why people thought landing on the carrier was so hard.
The first few times you landed / refueled were tough, but all you had to do was listen to the cues and you could land every time.
EDIT: Now Battletoads, that was a fuck you of a game.
Dwarf Fortress
Rogue
Ultima Online
Those are pretty much all either bad questions designed poorly by bad lawyers, or hostile witnesses being snarky, or a combination.
Dwarf Fortress should carry the condition that you didn't use an UI mods.
UO should be pre-trammel
Has anybody actually played Rogue?
With no tileset, natch.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
why must you let everyone know that i am a weak man
i channel my pain through a screenplay
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
this is the worst thing that has ever happened
I was gonna stay nethack, but it feels wrong to not go for the source.
That said, I agree when Mojo says "Has anybody actually played Rogue?"
I was out pimping today and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at lunchtime. My hair on one side was all stuck out. It looked a bit like somebody had put a van der Graaff generator next to my head.
So much shame.
Puppy is a Raider's fan. So we can assume the stuffed animal is stolen.
www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.sandwiches.205.poisonous-rat-meat.html
I've gone to the shops in my bathrobe very obviously still drunk yet also fighting a massive hangover
dignity is overrated
booo
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