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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Oh God. Bank recruiter called back....
    I need to take a few breaths, review the job req and call him back.
    I got mad butterflies, yo.

    yeeeees deeb yeeeeeessssssss

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    "Homothugs"? WTF is this?

    DMX has, for as long as I can remember, been a pretty strict homophobe who lets more than a bit of his opinions leak into his lyrics.

    When he sang "X gon give it to you", the "it" was apparently not "The D"

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I'm also very impressed about how not even in the ball park Liefeld's drawing of Russell Crowe is. That may be the least Russell Crowe depiction of him of all time.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    "Homothugs"? WTF is this?
    The homosexual agenda cannot be stopped!

    Spread some agenda DMX's way.

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    <whining> I've had no sleep since our youngest had something of an episode last night. Our daughter could barely breathe thanks to allergies and refusing to clean her room, oh and she's asthmatic. I couldn't find my morning pain medicine, which regardless of what the FDA said when I started taking them, are totally addictive and now I'm enjoying mild withdrawl which I'm keeping at bay with Norco (how backwards is that?). I'm at my office, no idea where my boss is or if he's coming in. If I'd known he wasn't going to be here I would've stayed home since I can do everything else from home. My phone is nearly dead because one of the kids stole my charger, and I decided to be good and not stop for coffee on my way in and ended up putting way too much truvia in the cuppa I made when I got to the office. The apple I left for myself at the office to eat today was rotten and I had to throw it out then clean up the goo that had formed under it. FML </whining>

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I like the wolf...raccoon?

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    holy shit if this super incompetent and annoying new guy gets this promotion over me I am going to flip the fuck out

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    "Homothugs"? WTF is this?

    DMX has, for as long as I can remember, been a pretty strict homophobe who lets more than a bit of his opinions leak into his lyrics.

    http://pastebin.com/CYtWhdfT

    Lookin atchu in your grill, I might be nice to cut
    Once I split ya ass in two, you'll be twice as butt

    What does this even mean?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    <whining> I've had no sleep since our youngest had something of an episode last night. Our daughter could barely breathe thanks to allergies and refusing to clean her room, oh and she's asthmatic. I couldn't find my morning pain medicine, which regardless of what the FDA said when I started taking them, are totally addictive and now I'm enjoying mild withdrawl which I'm keeping at bay with Norco (how backwards is that?). I'm at my office, no idea where my boss is or if he's coming in. If I'd known he wasn't going to be here I would've stayed home since I can do everything else from home. My phone is nearly dead because one of the kids stole my charger, and I decided to be good and not stop for coffee on my way in and ended up putting way too much truvia in the cuppa I made when I got to the office. The apple I left for myself at the office to eat today was rotten and I had to throw it out then clean up the goo that had formed under it. FML </whining>

    let's riot

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I couldn't find my morning pain medicine, which regardless of what the FDA said when I started taking them, are totally addictive and now I'm enjoying mild withdrawl which I'm keeping at bay with Norco (how backwards is that?).

    Mind if I ask what your morning medication is?

    I'm kind of a pharma nerd and fibro is one of my interests.

    *pokes at Belasco with a stick*

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Ah, Brass Eye.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Today is stupid. I want a do-over.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    @Bethryn‌

    I think you were one of the people talking about Psycho-Pass, yeah? I watched the first four episodes but it looks like episodes 5 and on are behind a paywall, QQ.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i'm in a constant state of riot but I could add your grievances to the list

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Humblebrag: My wife just accepted an appointment to the hospital-wide ethics committee. Pretty much everyone else on the committee is a department head and/or professor at Harvard Medical

    Post-modern ironic twist: She did so in part because she couldn't figure out an ethical way to decline

    Sucky part: Her hospital is getting attack by right wingers over ethics right now

    PantsB on
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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Woo, the credit cards still haven't cleared yet but it looks like I'm making the equivalent of $10/hr this month! That's above minimum wage!

    And if my projections are correct, this number will only continue to rise significantly for next month!

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    spare micro-usb chargers are like $3 so I guess that's the frustration that is easiest to minimize

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    For the love of god don't watch this at work

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyNHmskN-vo

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    blarg

    doing expense reports is the worst

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Plank challenge. Up to 40 seconds. Maybe I'll be looking good by Pax East

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Psycho-Pass is a very good/bad show.

    It's got a fairly compelling setting and storyline, and is very dark, but at the same time it is silly as fuck.

    HYPER OATS

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i suppose i should go to the store and grab food before football

    but at my current energy levels, I think I'd rather starve

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    For the love of god don't watch this at work

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyNHmskN-vo

    if you haven't watched the movie Happiness

    you should

    there's a spin on this gag that is fantastic

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    also: philip seymour hoffman

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    so i am about as depressed as i've ever been.

    it is like 58 and sunny? maybe i will go to the park and sit down. i dunno.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Huh, the Google doodle turns into various Pokemon if you hit F13.

    Thomamelas on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i am about as depressed as i've ever been.

    it is like 58 and sunny? maybe i will go to the park and sit down. i dunno.

    yes!

    get some sun

    *shudders at own advice*

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i am about as depressed as i've ever been.

    it is like 58 and sunny? maybe i will go to the park and sit down. i dunno.

    Force yourself to do some kind of exercise.

    It will suck.

    But you'll trigger all the standard chemical releases that make you feel better and if you start feeling despondent you can just be all like 'awww yis gettin' buff losin' weight."

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wait who am i kidding i'm too depressed to leave the house

    *languishes in own filth*

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    OMG

    IOS Chrome has a "translate to emoji" function today

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Huh, the Google doodle turns into various Pokemon if you hit F13.

    I HATE YOU SO MUCH

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Huh, the Google doodle turns into various Pokemon if you hit F13.

    F13?

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE

    Note an early appearance from a jobbing Steve coogan, back in 1994

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait who am i kidding i'm too depressed to leave the house

    *languishes in own filth*

    order chinese food.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i am about as depressed as i've ever been.

    it is like 58 and sunny? maybe i will go to the park and sit down. i dunno.

    yes!

    get some sun

    *shudders at own advice*

    the hated sun doth murder me!

    The sun is a murderous fireball that wants nothing more than our death. It kills us at every opportunity, and we only live because physics says it can't get any closer to us. Some day it will figure out how, and then it will wipe us out like it's always wanted.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Huh, the Google doodle turns into various Pokemon if you hit F13.

    I HATE YOU SO MUCH

    http://youtu.be/SKm5xQyD2vE

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait who am i kidding i'm too depressed to leave the house

    *languishes in own filth*

    order chinese food.

    due i appreciate you enabling me

    i might just do that

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Huh, the Google doodle turns into various Pokemon if you hit F13.

    F13?

    I immediately scrambled to Google

    looked at my keyword

    F11, F12, PRTSCRN/SysRQ

    huh, whu..

    but...

    ohh

    damnit

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait who am i kidding i'm too depressed to leave the house

    *languishes in own filth*

    I suggest that in between the times when you crank one out you let yourself have a good cry.

    Not only will it provide much needed emotional release but tears make great lube.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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