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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    get a subaru forester

    I don't think that's significantly bigger than a wrx?

    it can do two kid car seats, not sure about three. I think those things are bigger now than they used to be. Outbacks too.

    yeah if it's three car seats the outback might work. Other than that though you may have to leave the subaru for a moment.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    trucks are expensive btw hth

    DelmainDasUberEdward
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Although to a certain extent most US ethnic jokes conveyed by TV don't have direct application to me, barring Samoan jokes.

    Guys

    Wait you're a Samoan? So you're the one who puts such a heavy load on the bandwidth.

    Now that can either be a weight joke or a spam joke

    take your pick

    DemonStacey
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Although to a certain extent most US ethnic jokes conveyed by TV don't have direct application to me, barring Samoan jokes.

    Guys

    the only samoan stereotype i am aware of is "aren't samoans fat?"

    like i think i know literally nothing else

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Although to a certain extent most US ethnic jokes conveyed by TV don't have direct application to me, barring Samoan jokes.

    Guys

    Wait you're a Samoan? So you're the one who puts such a heavy load on the bandwidth.

    Now that can either be a weight joke or a spam joke

    take your pick

    If he's Samoan, the weight joke is also a spam joke

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    get a subaru forester

    I don't think that's significantly bigger than a wrx?

    wait three car seats? are you having twins?

    yeah

    oh my skipperton

    congratulations.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
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    DasUberEdwardGooeyBelasco32
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Ludious, why do they make your wife do a UA for tramalol?

    "Here, have this mediocre pseudo-opioid that doesn't work as well as real opioids, and we'll make you piss for it like a junkie."

    Something like that?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    DasUberEdward
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    oh yeah spam. forgot about that.

    i think that spam is huge all over SE asia tho. i know the vietnamese lurve it

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    http://www.gog.com/game/tesla_effect_a_tex_murphy_adventure
    The triumphant return of the FMV! With noteworthy actors and 1080 resolution, the colorful characters of 2050's San Francisco have never looked so good!

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Just read that skippys having twins

    Skippy stay in portland

    Your first son is named soy

    you have an obligation to name the next two "coconut" and "almond"

    DemonStacey
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Although to a certain extent most US ethnic jokes conveyed by TV don't have direct application to me, barring Samoan jokes.

    Guys

    Wait you're a Samoan? So you're the one who puts such a heavy load on the bandwidth.

    Now that can either be a weight joke or a spam joke

    take your pick

    If he's Samoan, the weight joke is also a spam joke

    No wonder they get tribal tattoos. All of that cholesterol got their brain juices all sludgy.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
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    needs flipped out tow mirrors

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    Delmain
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    my stomach is a gurgling shouldn't have had that third cup of coffee.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I find my desire to get a 2nd Sony console to be quite funny, thanks to the internet.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious, why do they make your wife do a UA for tramalol?

    "Here, have this mediocre pseudo-opioid that doesn't work as well as real opioids, and we'll make you piss for it like a junkie."

    Something like that?

    On the same schedule as a full blown narcotic painkiller in Mississippi.

    Because, Mississippi.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    When I was in Texas I had spam for the first time (this was before I went back to being fishatarian this year) at a place that served I guess gourmet spam

    It was blackened and seasoned slices of spam served with jalapeno jelly

    I...actually liked it?

    It scared me

    @Spool32

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Just read that skippys having twins

    Skippy stay in portland

    Your first son is named soy

    you have an obligation to name the next two "coconut" and "almond"

    most hipster babbs

    DasUberEdward
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious, why do they make your wife do a UA for tramalol?

    "Here, have this mediocre pseudo-opioid that doesn't work as well as real opioids, and we'll make you piss for it like a junkie."

    Something like that?

    On the same schedule as a full blown narcotic painkiller in Mississippi.

    Because, Mississippi.

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    makin this face

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    So sleepy now. Maybe I should just go home. Tests are done.

    DasUberEdward
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Oh I got a pax badge on ebay (hopefully not getting ripped off, guy had a legit profile and reviews) for $143.00

    Pretty happy. I have another waiting for me when we arrive sooo I should be gtg if this guy doesn't fuck me

    but if he fucks me I am going to put a gypsy curse on him

  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    I'm so tired. 3 more hours of work, no motivation

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Skippy a Honda Pilot would nearly double your passenger capacity from the WRX I think.

    but idk what vehicles you like and dislike so i'll hush hush.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
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    That thing will handle like a roller skate at anything above rock crawling speed

    Haphazard
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Yeah definitely sleep time.

  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    god you guys

    spoilered for people who don't want to hear about babbs stuff
    * okay I think I am still going to do the Comp Sci program, it just may have to go at a slower pace once babbs arrive
    * may need to sell the wrx and buy a bigger car? I can't fit 3 carseats in the back of mine. fuck you though I am not getting a minivan. maybe a big 4 door truck?
    * might need to rent a diff place with more room if sarah and I are both going to continue to work from home in the near term, because we have a 3 bedroom right now where one room is office/guest room and then sarah works in the front area of the house. there's nowhere for me to work but this room and that won't be possible with two more kids
    * do we try to do daycare or maybe get a nanny? the idea of a nanny sounds like a rich person thing but it might actually be cheaper. but I like that soy has a lot of interaction with other kids at day care :i
    * sarah's mom I guess said she would quit her job and watch the kids IF we moved to podunk iowa. oh god that would be such a good deal and we would be so rich but I don't think I could live there without going crazy and the idea of having my MIL practically living with us...

    Au Pair, I've got horror stories about day care both from working at two of the super expensive ones with waiting lists and two from when I was in a wheelchair and my mom paid for our older 2 to go to day care for a while.

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Today we will paint a mountain that owes us nothing. Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    @SummaryJudgment You'll need a Dell Windows reinstallation disc (the key won't work with a non-Dell disc) and that key.

    ...wow, that's certainly a thing. Dell keys won't fucking work unless you use a Dell recovery disk?

    It's literally impossible to get a fresh install in a Dell machine without their fucking bonzibuddy backdoor adware bloatware, then?

    Yes to the first thing

    No to the second thing

    Dell makes Windows discs that are just Windows. No extra bloatware. They come with their business and performance brands (Latitude, Precision, Optiplex).

    Thanks man. Considering I'm running Windows XP Home (Media Center Edition) I don't suppose they'll ship me one. Guess I'll just be running PC decrapifier.

    I mean, this thing chugs on browsing and playing baldur's gate. It's like every time it accesses a different file it just pukes for half a second.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Going to get a haircut in like 10 minutes when I clock out of work.

    I really hope this doesn't go horribly.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Well Feral, this is the same state where pseudophedrine is Rx only soooooo. MS's answer to any potential abuse is to up the time spent in jail by abusers.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    While rummaging around for the little prybar thing to get the screw thing unhooked from the server racks I found an ancient box that had DO NOT OPEN written on the side of it underneath a stack of other boxes in a closet in the data center

    inside was a bunch of unlabelled floppy disks, hmmm

    DelmainInfamyDeferred
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    While rummaging around for the little prybar thing to get the screw thing unhooked from the server racks I found an ancient box that had DO NOT OPEN written on the side of it underneath a stack of other boxes in a closet in the data center

    inside was a bunch of unlabelled floppy disks, hmmm

    AWESOME

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    get a subaru forester

    I don't think that's significantly bigger than a wrx?

    wait three car seats? are you having twins?

    yeah

    April Fools?

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Skippy a Honda Pilot would nearly double your passenger capacity from the WRX I think.

    but idk what vehicles you like and dislike so i'll hush hush.

    god suvs and trucks are so expensive

    pilot ~35k

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Skippy bai minivan
    Embrace teh dad
    Ur days of cool are behind u
    Axcpt Skippy
    pls

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    While rummaging around for the little prybar thing to get the screw thing unhooked from the server racks I found an ancient box that had DO NOT OPEN written on the side of it underneath a stack of other boxes in a closet in the data center

    inside was a bunch of unlabelled floppy disks, hmmm

    Start taking photos. Begin the slow documentation. Upload everything.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    I bet there's heavily pixelized porn on them, my IT sense is telling me this is from the early 90s, back when this place had a T3 connection, making it ideal for securing porn for IT staff of days gone past with their home dialup connections

    override367 on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    We will turn it into a reddit thread for when you go missing. This will be the best creepy pasta.


    but first you have to find a floppy drive.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I'm tempted to buy Goat Simulator...

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  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I couldn't find my morning pain medicine, which regardless of what the FDA said when I started taking them, are totally addictive and now I'm enjoying mild withdrawl which I'm keeping at bay with Norco (how backwards is that?).

    Mind if I ask what your morning medication is?

    I'm kind of a pharma nerd and fibro is one of my interests.

    *pokes at Belasco with a stick*

    Ultram, I've been taking it on and off for a long-e time

    my wife takes tramadol too. I take it they don't make you do piss tests and shit for it in TX?

    Well, I had to sign a "pain management contract" with my doc, but that was far more for the norco 'script than for the tramadol. In the contract they can pull my ass in with less than 24hrs notice and make me pee in a cup. Yay healthcare.

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
    Feral
  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    While rummaging around for the little prybar thing to get the screw thing unhooked from the server racks I found an ancient box that had DO NOT OPEN written on the side of it underneath a stack of other boxes in a closet in the data center

    inside was a bunch of unlabelled floppy disks, hmmm

    The finest surviving collection of Usenet fetish porn. Guard it well!

    override367
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