I'm genuinely curious about what the appeal of the Klingons is. Admittedly I have only really seen TNG, but in nearly every episode they appeared in they behaved like brutish, crude thugs, Worf being the exception.
All their talk about honor just adds hipocrisy to the list of reasons I dislike them.
because you haven't known Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon is why
My friend once switched his roommate's box spring and mattress. The roommate jumped on to his bed and was unsurprisingly very pissed to find out what was beneath him. He stormed out of the house and didn't come back for like a month.
Everyone should heed Tasteicle for he is the prankmaster
Pictured, Tasteicle?
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I tend to like pranks that just mildly inconvenience people
like putting a post-it over the laser on their mouse
or doing that thing where you screenshot the desktop then make that screenshot the wallpaper and hide the icons and task bar
I don't like pranks the make people afraid, or worried, or hurt, or embarrass them in public
All I did was write "Happy April Fools" on the top of the box
Nobody touched them the whole day, they usually last about 10 minutes
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Tasteicle every now and then I think of the gay sunrise and it still cracks me up every time. Even though it was really a failed prank. It is one of my favourite things in this world.
If I was going to learn a nerd language it'd probably be dothraki.
But learning a fictional language when I can't even speak a second real language seems like the most fantastic waste of life.
I know how to read and write both Dwarven and Elvish. In my defense I learned in high school when I had nothing better going on and I can't pronounce and of the words out loud correctly
So my alma mater stood against racism today, everybody wore white (which seems odd to me, but it wasn't my idea, so whatever)
And what's the very first thing some joker posts on the article reporting on it?
Every White country on the planet is forced to become multicultural and multiracial.
Every White country is ordered to 'assimilate' its own race and culture to oblivion.
No 'anti-racists' demand that of ANY non-White country. It's genocide.
These anti-whites claim to be 'anti-racist', but their actions result in the genocide of only one race, my race, White people. The true goal of immigration and assimilation is to wipe out my race.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.
Just... I just want this person to not exist. I don't want them to die, because I don't support violence, I just want for them to have never been born.
So my alma mater stood against racism today, everybody wore white (which seems odd to me, but it wasn't my idea, so whatever)
And what's the very first thing some joker posts on the article reporting on it?
Every White country on the planet is forced to become multicultural and multiracial.
Every White country is ordered to 'assimilate' its own race and culture to oblivion.
No 'anti-racists' demand that of ANY non-White country. It's genocide.
These anti-whites claim to be 'anti-racist', but their actions result in the genocide of only one race, my race, White people. The true goal of immigration and assimilation is to wipe out my race.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.
Just... I just want this person to not exist. I don't want them to die, because I don't support violence, I just want for them to have never been born.
I don't need anything but passage on a merchant ship and one-thousand-USD.
I'll just convince him to swim with some sharks.
Honestly, I can talk anyone into a dare.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
I'm genuinely curious about what the appeal of the Klingons is. Admittedly I have only really seen TNG, but in nearly every episode they appeared in they behaved like brutish, crude thugs, Worf being the exception.
All their talk about honor just adds hipocrisy to the list of reasons I dislike them.
because you haven't known Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon is why
The only sort of internet prank I really hate on April 1st is the "Hey look at this rad and cool thing OH WAIT IT DOESN'T EXIST HAHA"
See, I like those, but I don't like "We're closing down/getting bought out!" I obviously don't believe them, I just don't find it very funny.
Remember when Good Old Games did that as a promotional stunt?
And it wasn't even April Fools?
That was...an ill-advised prank on their part.
Am I the only person who thought it was fucking hilarious when they did that? People getting buttmad about it was pretty hilarious too, especially the ones that still haven't gotten over it.
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because you haven't known Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon is why
They are the spice of life
But by god, be sure of what you are doing
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My friend once switched his roommate's box spring and mattress. The roommate jumped on to his bed and was unsurprisingly very pissed to find out what was beneath him. He stormed out of the house and didn't come back for like a month.
Pictured, Tasteicle?
like putting a post-it over the laser on their mouse
or doing that thing where you screenshot the desktop then make that screenshot the wallpaper and hide the icons and task bar
I don't like pranks the make people afraid, or worried, or hurt, or embarrass them in public
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I bought everyone on my floor donuts
All I did was write "Happy April Fools" on the top of the box
Nobody touched them the whole day, they usually last about 10 minutes
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
In which I chickened out on what could have been my master stroke
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Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
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There was something about this that I think I may have enjoyed more than any other joke I pulled
It was the tangible, visible, mental back and forth this caused in people
I work with people that could add "addicted to sugar" under the skills portion of their resume
I watched grown men stand in front of these donuts in complete silence for minutes before walking away
Weighing their options
They want that donut more than anything. But what if????
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I am dead, this killed me
May I steal that one for next year?
Put a wrapper for a bottle of ExLax visibly on the top of the garbage.
oh geeze, do whatever you want. I am super not the first person to come up with this idea.
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how did I miss this when it was first posted
Given all the stories you've told on these forums, I would legitimately watch a movie about your life
I'd probably even rewatch it a few times later
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
One hundred and forty five Awesomes.
Holy shit
@Tasteticle is truly the prank master
Excuse me, 148...
I know how to read and write both Dwarven and Elvish. In my defense I learned in high school when I had nothing better going on and I can't pronounce and of the words out loud correctly
Yeah, I'm gonna have to remember to do that one too.
And what's the very first thing some joker posts on the article reporting on it?
Just... I just want this person to not exist. I don't want them to die, because I don't support violence, I just want for them to have never been born.
I don't need anything but passage on a merchant ship and one-thousand-USD.
I'll just convince him to swim with some sharks.
Honestly, I can talk anyone into a dare.
Invent a time machine
And go back and cock-block their father
Oh
My God
It's your kids, Marty!
They turn out to be somewhat passable!
Klingons ain't no Jaffa, I tell you what.
I am dead
sure, son
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See, I like those, but I don't like "We're closing down/getting bought out!" I obviously don't believe them, I just don't find it very funny.
Remember when Good Old Games did that as a promotional stunt?
And it wasn't even April Fools?
That was...an ill-advised prank on their part.
Am I the only person who thought it was fucking hilarious when they did that? People getting buttmad about it was pretty hilarious too, especially the ones that still haven't gotten over it.