This one time I found a guy friend's porn stash, so I printed out that picture of the kittens that says "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten" and put it in his porn mag.
I used to work at a call center and my manager used to throw beach balls and nerf darts at us. It was pretty fun. Right now I work with my sister in law so we just make fun of my brother all day and try to throw pennies down each other's shirts.
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I stole the wheels from my boss's chair and hid them throughout the floor. Supply cabinets. Drawers. Anywhere.
When he did something nice, he got a wheel back.
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edited September 2007
I have an autorun script on my thumbdrive that changes the computer's background to a tiled picture of Wilford Brimley that I use whenever someone doesn't lock their computer.
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I stole the wheels from my boss's chair and hid them throughout the floor. Supply cabinets. Drawers. Anywhere.
When he did something nice, he got a wheel back.
One day I'll set something up one of those task based missions like in Bioshock, were you have to find a Battery, a Relay, and the Blue Key to get into your office.
you people doing things to your bosses...
what kind of places do you work where that DOESN'T get you fired...
i'd get fired in a heart beat if i even touched my boss' wheels
i'm sure of it
I spent most of yesterday maeking poast here and mod'ing Nerf guns for my boss. He couldn't stand me being the only dual-wielding Maverick carrier in the house, so I fixed him up proper yesterday afternoon.
When I worked up in a Alaska my coworkers and I would sometimes play poker on our breaks. When one guy didn't pay up we got our revenge by lifting his moped onto the roof of one of the outhouses with a forklift.
I changed a girl's timesheets to fifteen minutes before she came in and fifteen minutes after she left
she got paid more for a week, then fired
that'll teach her not to get me lunch when she's going out and I offer money
man depending on how lunch breaks work at your office, that sounds like bullshit
if I have a set time for my lunch break then getting food for someone else cuts into my already minuscule and precious lunch break and it pisses me off when coworkers try to obligate me into getting them lunch
yeah, why don't you take the time on your lunch break to get your lunch
I mean, it's cool if someone agrees to pick up lunch for you and I've done it before because I chose to, not because it was expected of me
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I spent most of yesterday maeking poast here and mod'ing Nerf guns for my boss. He couldn't stand me being the only dual-wielding Maverick carrier in the house, so I fixed him up proper yesterday afternoon.
Wait, what are you doing to these mavericks?
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I spent most of yesterday maeking poast here and mod'ing Nerf guns for my boss. He couldn't stand me being the only dual-wielding Maverick carrier in the house, so I fixed him up proper yesterday afternoon.
Wait, what are you doing to these mavericks?
Dropped the cylinder out, changed the o-rings, stretched the spring and removed the restrictors...all pretty simple stuff.
Oh for office Nerf warfare, I highly, highly recommend using the stubby-nose Longshot darts instead of the suction cups, Nerftag or whistler darts. The Longshot darts can leave a solid welt even at range, and it's all about maximum damage at minimum risk.
I spent most of yesterday maeking poast here and mod'ing Nerf guns for my boss. He couldn't stand me being the only dual-wielding Maverick carrier in the house, so I fixed him up proper yesterday afternoon.
Wait, what are you doing to these mavericks?
Dropped the cylinder out, changed the o-rings, stretched the spring and removed the restrictors...all pretty simple stuff.
Oh for office Nerf warfare, I highly, highly recommend using the stubby-nose Longshot darts instead of the suction cups, Nerftag or whistler darts. The Longshot darts can leave a solid welt even at range, and it's all about maximum damage at minimum risk.
Also, there's a little hole that you can squeeze three BBs through.
I didn't know if it was some kind of dual-wielding mod, and I was like "have bigger hands."
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
You can cock two guns at once by interlocking their slides and using the tension to pull them both.
Hard to explain, but easy enough to do. Though there's not enough of a lip to get a good grip, so I suppose you could mod them by adding some sort of lip to the slide which would be easier to catch.
..... this probably makes no sense.
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
I Who's Gay'd my coworker/friend Matthew today.
Not many people are gonna know what that is, but those that do would totally give me a h5. . . and then Who's Gay me.
I changed a girl's timesheets to fifteen minutes before she came in and fifteen minutes after she left
she got paid more for a week, then fired
that'll teach her not to get me lunch when she's going out and I offer money
man depending on how lunch breaks work at your office, that sounds like bullshit
if I have a set time for my lunch break then getting food for someone else cuts into my already minuscule and precious lunch break and it pisses me off when coworkers try to obligate me into getting them lunch
yeah, why don't you take the time on your lunch break to get your lunch
I mean, it's cool if someone agrees to pick up lunch for you and I've done it before because I chose to, not because it was expected of me
you got to leave one day a week to get lunch, and she was going to damn wendy's
1. A friend's comptuer that isn't locked 2. The friend not being there 3. This zip file. (You can open it but if you listen to it make sure you have head phones on and your "friend" isn't around) 4. The know how to do what needs to be done....(Which I'll explain in case you don't know how to)
Ok so here's how this is all going to go down.
If your stupid friend was dumb enough to trust you we'll totally be able to change that. Now the fun at their expense isn't really anything new...more so, just really funny because trust me, they won't expect you doing this.
What "this" is it's you changing their e-mail notification sound with a 35 second audio clip of Starships "We built this City" (on rock and roll).
Ok so as you've more than likely guessed the link that I've provided is said wav file. Now this works on PCs but I'm not sure how it works on Macs, so should you work with people who use macs you're going to have to do some leg work to find out where the sound files are and what type macs use. I have no idea about Mac stuff...
Anyway ok lets get down to buisness:
You need to do this alone. Don't tell anyone that you're doing this. Don't even let anyone in on the little secret so they can laugh too. The less others know the easier it's going to be for them to get blamed for doing this. Ultimately just plan on keeping super quiet about this even well after this has gone on. As far as anyone knows, you're white as the driven fucking snow...
Ok so your "friend" is gone..."afk" if you will. Now this is going to have to be a time when you know that you're going to be able to pull this h@cks0r shit and get away in time to return to the place you were as to not look like you had anything to do with this. If you make sure you understand what you're supposed to do, it shouldn't take you that long to pull it off.
You're going to go to their computer. Now if their computer dosn't have an internet connection (why are you friends with them?) I suggest you either burn said zip file to a CD/DVD or have a jumpdrive you can load the zip drive on to in order to transfer it to their computer.
If they have an internet connection then just pull the file off of my site which is the same link as you pulled the file from a few minutes ago.
Ok so once the file is on their comptuer extract it to C:\WINDOWS\Media (Over write the file)
Then go to :
Start > Control Panel > Sounds and Audio Devices
Then click on the "Sounds" tab . Now if you scroll down a little you'll see "New Mail Notification" (If they're not running XP or they're running Linux or some shit...You're going to have to do some leg work and find out where those files are kept...audio wise). Anyways, once there click on the little play button to verify the "eagle has landed".
This my friends is the Golden Goose. What this will do is overwrite the normal "You've got mail" chime with the little gift we have for them.
Ok once this is done you need to delete the zip file if it was left on the desktop or something, then you need to is close the windows and such and get the fuck away from their computer.
Now the fun begins....just sit and watch.
Don't laugh when it goes off
Don't make mention to it, pretend its like someone has a radio on real quiet and you didn't notice.
The longer you can drag this on the better because you'll be able watch them go crazy.
Oh, for those that love to leave their workstations unlocked: CTRL+ALT+ Down arrow will flip their screen upside down (works for WinXP Home & Pro)
always a quick and dirty office warfare tactic.
Man, when I first found out about that, someone in our finance department accidentally hit that key combination, and couldn't remember what the fuck they did.
It was hilarious and extraordinarily annoying at the same time.
I am now wondering why Microsoft even bothered to include this feature in the first place. Was it included for Spiderman, in case he wants to do some computing whilst hanging upside down from the ceiling?
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
I don't fuck with my coworkers because I don't care about them
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I spent most of yesterday maeking poast here and mod'ing Nerf guns for my boss. He couldn't stand me being the only dual-wielding Maverick carrier in the house, so I fixed him up proper yesterday afternoon.
Wait, what are you doing to these mavericks?
Dropped the cylinder out, changed the o-rings, stretched the spring and removed the restrictors...all pretty simple stuff.
Oh for office Nerf warfare, I highly, highly recommend using the stubby-nose Longshot darts instead of the suction cups, Nerftag or whistler darts. The Longshot darts can leave a solid welt even at range, and it's all about maximum damage at minimum risk.
Man, if you want to hurt people, why are you even using Nerf guns in the first place? The whole point of Nerf is that they they're soft.
Haha, Pork. My friend did the exact same thing but with really crappy Electronica music and set it to boot up/shutdown on one of the computers in the computer lab at our highschool. He did it in September. We went back there in May when we heard it in the background and the teacher commented, "Oh yeah, that computer plays music when you turn it on..."
I spent most of yesterday maeking poast here and mod'ing Nerf guns for my boss. He couldn't stand me being the only dual-wielding Maverick carrier in the house, so I fixed him up proper yesterday afternoon.
Wait, what are you doing to these mavericks?
Dropped the cylinder out, changed the o-rings, stretched the spring and removed the restrictors...all pretty simple stuff.
Oh for office Nerf warfare, I highly, highly recommend using the stubby-nose Longshot darts instead of the suction cups, Nerftag or whistler darts. The Longshot darts can leave a solid welt even at range, and it's all about maximum damage at minimum risk.
Man, if you want to hurt people, why are you even using Nerf guns in the first place? The whole point of Nerf is that they they're soft.
Disregarding the fact that you're giant wuss, you don't work with the people I work with.
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I used to work at a call center and my manager used to throw beach balls and nerf darts at us. It was pretty fun. Right now I work with my sister in law so we just make fun of my brother all day and try to throw pennies down each other's shirts.
Extraordinary takes time
whatever, tailey
If I were you I would one day shoot him with a Nerf Rocket straight at the face.
When he did something nice, he got a wheel back.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
One day I'll set something up one of those task based missions like in Bioshock, were you have to find a Battery, a Relay, and the Blue Key to get into your office.
what kind of places do you work where that DOESN'T get you fired...
i'd get fired in a heart beat if i even touched my boss' wheels
i'm sure of it
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Nah, he didn't actually lock me out, just kicked me. We both know the admin password.
I swear to fuck Weaver, if you change the admin password on this machine I'll rape your eyes off.
if I have a set time for my lunch break then getting food for someone else cuts into my already minuscule and precious lunch break and it pisses me off when coworkers try to obligate me into getting them lunch
yeah, why don't you take the time on your lunch break to get your lunch
I mean, it's cool if someone agrees to pick up lunch for you and I've done it before because I chose to, not because it was expected of me
Wait, what are you doing to these mavericks?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Dropped the cylinder out, changed the o-rings, stretched the spring and removed the restrictors...all pretty simple stuff.
Oh for office Nerf warfare, I highly, highly recommend using the stubby-nose Longshot darts instead of the suction cups, Nerftag or whistler darts. The Longshot darts can leave a solid welt even at range, and it's all about maximum damage at minimum risk.
Also, there's a little hole that you can squeeze three BBs through.
I didn't know if it was some kind of dual-wielding mod, and I was like "have bigger hands."
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Hard to explain, but easy enough to do. Though there's not enough of a lip to get a good grip, so I suppose you could mod them by adding some sort of lip to the slide which would be easier to catch.
..... this probably makes no sense.
Not many people are gonna know what that is, but those that do would totally give me a h5. . . and then Who's Gay me.
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you got to leave one day a week to get lunch, and she was going to damn wendy's
it doesn't take much to order me some fries
that is all I wanted, some fries
What are you speaking of?
Can you not read?
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I do not know what "Who's Gay" is.
Exactly.
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The guy does it on the video here at think geek
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
yeah, that.
I 'adjusted' several Nite Finders too and got the akimbo all-star headshot on a coworker a couple weeks ago. Darts stuck right to his glasses.
That is every nerf enthusiast's ultimate goal.
also: hot damn I wish longshots weren't illegal in this country
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
dear Callie
you are my hero
Love sock
man I could do this every single day at my job if I wanted to
we have shared computers and people are constantly leaving their email open
once I couldn't take it and i had to look and read a couple of emails about JOB DRAMA
but i am too scared to prank
1. A friend's comptuer that isn't locked
2. The friend not being there
3. This zip file. (You can open it but if you listen to it make sure you have head phones on and your "friend" isn't around)
4. The know how to do what needs to be done....(Which I'll explain in case you don't know how to)
Ok so here's how this is all going to go down.
If your stupid friend was dumb enough to trust you we'll totally be able to change that. Now the fun at their expense isn't really anything new...more so, just really funny because trust me, they won't expect you doing this.
What "this" is it's you changing their e-mail notification sound with a 35 second audio clip of Starships "We built this City" (on rock and roll).
Ok so as you've more than likely guessed the link that I've provided is said wav file. Now this works on PCs but I'm not sure how it works on Macs, so should you work with people who use macs you're going to have to do some leg work to find out where the sound files are and what type macs use. I have no idea about Mac stuff...
Anyway ok lets get down to buisness:
You need to do this alone. Don't tell anyone that you're doing this. Don't even let anyone in on the little secret so they can laugh too. The less others know the easier it's going to be for them to get blamed for doing this. Ultimately just plan on keeping super quiet about this even well after this has gone on. As far as anyone knows, you're white as the driven fucking snow...
Ok so your "friend" is gone..."afk" if you will. Now this is going to have to be a time when you know that you're going to be able to pull this h@cks0r shit and get away in time to return to the place you were as to not look like you had anything to do with this. If you make sure you understand what you're supposed to do, it shouldn't take you that long to pull it off.
You're going to go to their computer. Now if their computer dosn't have an internet connection (why are you friends with them?) I suggest you either burn said zip file to a CD/DVD or have a jumpdrive you can load the zip drive on to in order to transfer it to their computer.
If they have an internet connection then just pull the file off of my site which is the same link as you pulled the file from a few minutes ago.
Ok so once the file is on their comptuer extract it to C:\WINDOWS\Media (Over write the file)
Then go to :
Start > Control Panel > Sounds and Audio Devices
Then click on the "Sounds" tab . Now if you scroll down a little you'll see "New Mail Notification" (If they're not running XP or they're running Linux or some shit...You're going to have to do some leg work and find out where those files are kept...audio wise). Anyways, once there click on the little play button to verify the "eagle has landed".
This my friends is the Golden Goose. What this will do is overwrite the normal "You've got mail" chime with the little gift we have for them.
Ok once this is done you need to delete the zip file if it was left on the desktop or something, then you need to is close the windows and such and get the fuck away from their computer.
Now the fun begins....just sit and watch.
Don't laugh when it goes off
Don't make mention to it, pretend its like someone has a radio on real quiet and you didn't notice.
The longer you can drag this on the better because you'll be able watch them go crazy.
Porkfry
pork I am going to try this on my girlfriend sometime soon
we love having you post, man
post more often
Like duct taping a guy up in the fetal position with no pants on and leaving him in someone else's tent.
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
I am now wondering why Microsoft even bothered to include this feature in the first place. Was it included for Spiderman, in case he wants to do some computing whilst hanging upside down from the ceiling?
Man, if you want to hurt people, why are you even using Nerf guns in the first place? The whole point of Nerf is that they they're soft.
Disregarding the fact that you're giant wuss, you don't work with the people I work with.
I learned about it at Humongous before Atari came around so I'm not surprised if it sounds familiar to you.