St. Nick's servants are all demons that he subdued in personal combat and bound with the Chains of St. Peter
they're not people in even the loosest sense
St. Nick's servants are all demons that he subdued in personal combat and bound with the Chains of St. Peter
they're not people in even the loosest sense
Inspired by that second article I wrote a short detective story about Krampus solving the disappearance of every child in a small German town and tracking down the minor pagan deity responsible
I don't know where the hell else to put this so I'll post it here. Another story filed under "I am almost positive Lucille Bluth is based on my grandmother".
I took my grandmother to the cardiologist due to a medical issue she has been having recently. We get there and she goes to the front desk and says "Yes, I'm here to see my cardiologist". The woman at the desk asks her which doctor that is and my grandmother responds with "Can't you look that up? I don't know how to say his last name. It's one of those Indian names with too many consonants in it. Dr. Whatever."
You think this would stun me but no, no. This was quite tame by her standards. Eventually she comes and sits with me and I inform her that that was possibly the worst possible way to say something like that and she responds with "What? I can't say it. It's not my fault. And you want the ones from India. They're smart, and too modest to screw you."
I respond with my usual resigned sigh of "Oh my god Nana please stop talking."
Anyways, we get in there and the Cardiologist (SUPER nice and patient guy, thank god) asks my grandmother how many drinks a day she has. This should be good.
"Oh, just one glass of vodka a day."
"Oh, OK" the Cardiologist says, "One drink a day is fine."
"Nana," I interject, "don't lie to this man. Tell him about the wine."
"Wine counts??" She says to the room incredulously, "But that's under 20%!"
At this point the doctor looks over at me. I shrug and mouth 'sorry' to him. He silently nods and cracks a concerned smile.
Hail Hydra.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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"One glass of vodka per day"
Did she mention that her glass is a quart stein?
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I was going to post a still from Utopia for this whole thing. Regretfully the specific scene I want has no stills online so that will have to wait till later.
Till then I'm just gonna stick with posting the best soundtrack for grand conspiracies/betrayals:
Hey Raven thread, I just saw a crow steal food from an ibis by goading the ibis into attacking it's own reflection in the side of a car and stealing the food as it was distracted.
FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Haven't ever had the chance to watch Archer. I went about trying to rectify this, but I ended up ordering a bunch of DVDs from a place that turned out to be a scam merchant.
That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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Netflix has it
Have you got $8? Archer will be on your streaming devices Instant gratification LAAAAAAANAAAA! Have you ever dated the head of the KGB? You can watch the first 4 season Daaaaanger Zone Robot that is also a fully functioning sex bot that is also learning Alligators are the things of nightmares.
Haven't ever had the chance to watch Archer. I went about trying to rectify this, but I ended up ordering a bunch of DVDs from a place that turned out to be a scam merchant.
It is hard to find an online retailer that sells region 4 DVDs of Archer! Is there a JB HiFi near you? That's where I got the first three seasons.
St. Nick's servants are all demons that he subdued in personal combat and bound with the Chains of St. Peter
they're not people in even the loosest sense
Saints subduing demons is a common motif in legends about saints. According to legend, Saint Theodul once heard a demon laughing under a bridge and when he learned that the demon was laughing because the Pope in Rome was about to commit a sin, he climbed on the demon's back and flew on it to Rome. He kept the Pope from sinning and was rewarded with a bell which the demon had to carry all the way back to Switzerland, where Theodul was a bishop.
As for which sin the Pope was about to commit, the legend doesn't tell. Since it's curiously unnamed, it might have been the sin of masturbation!
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He doesn't do that these days. He has...people for that.
If you can rightly call them people.
Why I fear the ocean.
You better call them people, less you want their activists on your ass.
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I don't know what they want to be called!
Maybe they'd find being called people degrading. It would be rude to make assumptions!
Why I fear the ocean.
they're not people in even the loosest sense
I want a movie about this right now
http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-131-fear-of-santa-claus/
Also this, about the Krampus, in which Sims describes Krampus as the Batman of Christmas, next to Santa's Superman
http://comicsalliance.com/krampus-santa-claus-superman-batman/
Inspired by that second article I wrote a short detective story about Krampus solving the disappearance of every child in a small German town and tracking down the minor pagan deity responsible
http://comicsalliance.com/true-tale-of-st-nicholas-benito-cereno-evan-doc-shaner/
I took my grandmother to the cardiologist due to a medical issue she has been having recently. We get there and she goes to the front desk and says "Yes, I'm here to see my cardiologist". The woman at the desk asks her which doctor that is and my grandmother responds with "Can't you look that up? I don't know how to say his last name. It's one of those Indian names with too many consonants in it. Dr. Whatever."
You think this would stun me but no, no. This was quite tame by her standards. Eventually she comes and sits with me and I inform her that that was possibly the worst possible way to say something like that and she responds with "What? I can't say it. It's not my fault. And you want the ones from India. They're smart, and too modest to screw you."
I respond with my usual resigned sigh of "Oh my god Nana please stop talking."
Anyways, we get in there and the Cardiologist (SUPER nice and patient guy, thank god) asks my grandmother how many drinks a day she has. This should be good.
"Oh, just one glass of vodka a day."
"Oh, OK" the Cardiologist says, "One drink a day is fine."
"Nana," I interject, "don't lie to this man. Tell him about the wine."
"Wine counts??" She says to the room incredulously, "But that's under 20%!"
At this point the doctor looks over at me. I shrug and mouth 'sorry' to him. He silently nods and cracks a concerned smile.
Hail Hydra.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Did she mention that her glass is a quart stein?
so much
Till then I'm just gonna stick with posting the best soundtrack for grand conspiracies/betrayals:
Spoilers I guess. Though it's like a year+ old at this point.
Beasteh you know how to make a man blush
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It would not surprise me if the "glass" she was referring to was in fact the bottle the vodka came in
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i read that entire post in Jessica Walter's voice. even the Hail Hydra.
and now, so will all of you muaahahahahhahahaha
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At least that means she isn't doing a handle a day.
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Hail Hydra!
I take issue with the implication any of us didn't do that from the start.
Why I fear the ocean.
I don't know who that is so
Malory Archer?
Lucille Bluth?
Why I fear the ocean.
I don't know who any of them are, no
Damn, we need to get you an education, kid.
Why I fear the ocean.
Pffffft, television.
Corvids are cool.
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Have you got $8?
Archer will be on your streaming devices
Instant gratification
LAAAAAAANAAAA!
Have you ever dated the head of the KGB?
You can watch the first 4 season
Daaaaanger Zone
Robot that is also a fully functioning sex bot that is also learning
Alligators are the things of nightmares.
It is hard to find an online retailer that sells region 4 DVDs of Archer! Is there a JB HiFi near you? That's where I got the first three seasons.
"But if did want a grandchild I'd just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile and knit a onesie for it."
Saints subduing demons is a common motif in legends about saints. According to legend, Saint Theodul once heard a demon laughing under a bridge and when he learned that the demon was laughing because the Pope in Rome was about to commit a sin, he climbed on the demon's back and flew on it to Rome. He kept the Pope from sinning and was rewarded with a bell which the demon had to carry all the way back to Switzerland, where Theodul was a bishop.
As for which sin the Pope was about to commit, the legend doesn't tell. Since it's curiously unnamed, it might have been the sin of masturbation!
Okay, that hurts.