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HAIL HYDRA

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Haaaail Hydra.

    I actually was eyeballing my own profile when the change was made and it took me a minute to realize what had happened.

    So it was literally a moment of "Hail Hydra? HAIL HYDRA!"

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I'M SEEING DOUBLE HERE

    FOUR HYDRAS

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    OH MY GOD THEY BROUGHT THE HYDRA BUTTON BACK IN THE MOST HYDRA OF FASHIONS

    TRULY IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY TO BE HAILING HYDRA

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Darth knows all about Texas pep rallies

    I was a bona fide Drill Team Escort in my junior year of high school.

    While it sounds supremely sexy, it was mostly heavy lifting and trying to not pass out from heat exhaustion.

    I was a senior staff NCO for JROTC so I would just muck about in full dress trying to look important.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Finally, something I ask for happens!

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    This is most excellent!

    HAIL HYDRA!

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    I'd like to remind everyone, for the record, that AIM is, like, a jillion times better than Hydra.

    chiasaur11 on
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    AIM?

    You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

    Hydra is way better.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    AIM?

    You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

    Hydra is way better.

    Oh, I'm sorry.

    I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

    Guess that was just the crazy talking!

  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    Whoa, hey. That Nazi stuff was a long time ago.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Also, MODOK has poobrain.

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Really feel like this button should have an exclamation mark instead of a question mark.

    Hail Hydra!

    Hail Hydra!

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Really feel like this button should have an exclamation mark instead of a question mark.

    Hail Hydra!

    Hail doublepost!

    Kaplar on
  • Lost CanuckLost Canuck World's Greatest Escape Artist Doctor Vundabar's Murder MachineRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    AIM?

    You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

    Hydra is way better.

    Oh, I'm sorry.

    I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

    Guess that was just the crazy talking!

    Except AIM can't even figure out SHIELD's secret helmets.
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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    In AIM's defense, that hat is a hell of a diisguise.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Dum Dum is really sensitive about his bald spot, okay?

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    AIM?

    You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

    Hydra is way better.

    Oh, I'm sorry.

    I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

    Guess that was just the crazy talking!

    Geez, AIM has one success with the Extremis thing and it all goes to their head

    If their head gets any more swollen, they'll have to give it a floating chair!

    Butler For Life #1 on
  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    AIM?

    You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

    Hydra is way better.

    Oh, I'm sorry.

    I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

    Guess that was just the crazy talking!

    Geez, AIM has one success with the Extremis thing and it all goes to their head

    If their head gets any more swollen, they'll have to give it a floating chair!

    Hydra has Nazi war criminals

    AIM has MODOK

    Advantage: AIM

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    I'd like to remind everyone, for the record, that AIM is, like, a jillion times better than Hydra.

    AIM is a Hydra splinter group, so still Nazi's.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Darth knows all about Texas pep rallies

    I was a bona fide Drill Team Escort in my junior year of high school.

    While it sounds supremely sexy, it was mostly heavy lifting and trying to not pass out from heat exhaustion.

    I was a senior staff NCO for JROTC so I would just muck about in full dress trying to look important.

    I was battalion XO and all the senior NCOs just mucked about in full dress so I usually had to actually do everything...

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Damn. If they keep adding reaction buttons, how am I going to keep getting at least one.
    Bro...

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Such Hydra
    Much Hail
    Wow

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I almost want to watch NASCAR just to see/hear the reactions to that car.

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Apparently the dude driving the car pit crewed for himself to give the announcers more time to explain dogecoin

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    I like trying to imagine the combination bewilderment and rage of any driver getting caught behind that car and unable to pass. Big old doge face swaying back and forth in front of you. Staring.

    Weaver on
  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I like trying to imagine the combination bewilderment and rage of any driver getting caught behind that car and unable to pass. Big old doge face swaying back and forth in front of you. Staring.

    Well, you're in luck. (Link to animated GIF because I don't know how big it is)

  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I don't know where the hell else to put this so I'll post it here. Another story filed under "I am almost positive Lucille Bluth is based on my grandmother".

    I took my grandmother to the cardiologist due to a medical issue she has been having recently. We get there and she goes to the front desk and says "Yes, I'm here to see my cardiologist". The woman at the desk asks her which doctor that is and my grandmother responds with "Can't you look that up? I don't know how to say his last name. It's one of those Indian names with too many consonants in it. Dr. Whatever."

    You think this would stun me but no, no. This was quite tame by her standards. Eventually she comes and sits with me and I inform her that that was possibly the worst possible way to say something like that and she responds with "What? I can't say it. It's not my fault. And you want the ones from India. They're smart, and too modest to screw you."

    I respond with my usual resigned sigh of "Oh my god Nana please stop talking."

    Anyways, we get in there and the Cardiologist (SUPER nice and patient guy, thank god) asks my grandmother how many drinks a day she has. This should be good.

    "Oh, just one glass of vodka a day."

    "Oh, OK" the Cardiologist says, "One drink a day is fine."

    "Nana," I interject, "don't lie to this man. Tell him about the wine."

    "Wine counts??" She says to the room incredulously, "But that's under 20%!"

    At this point the doctor looks over at me. I shrug and mouth 'sorry' to him. He silently nods and cracks a concerned smile.

    Hail Hydra.

    I know this is old, but I read this entire thing in the Mallory Archer/Lucille Bluth voice and it was PERFECT.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for

  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for

    Oh most definitely. We must stand firm against Hydra in all it's forms!
    hail AIM

  • Lost CanuckLost Canuck World's Greatest Escape Artist Doctor Vundabar's Murder MachineRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for
    Could I perhaps interest you in another brand of scaled evil?
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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    What?

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    So I'm probably not the first person to point this out, but if he kills his brother, won't he die? Or is that device on the ground magic or something?

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    AARH!

    @BugBoy stop that

  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for

    This is the United States son. You are free to state your opinion, however misguided and blatently wrong it may be.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    What part of HAIL HYDRA did you think was optional?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    AARH!

    @BugBoy stop that

    make me

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    AARH!

    @BugBoy stop that

    make me

    Yeah what are you going to do, Butler? Hit him?

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