twizzlers are like red vines, except red vines are relatively subtle in their flavor, which is nice, whereas Twizzlers are the candy equivalent of holding an airhorn up to your ear and just letting it rip for ten seconds or so
I guess "candle wax" is a subtle flavor.
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Riti's living situation is basically the one I was in for about nine months last year. Let me tell you, no matter how good of a friend that person is, you don't want to live with them.
Sufficiently Remarkable is going to be a favorite of mine for a very long time, just because of it's relatability.
the funny thing about that comic is that it's well behind the new-agey-grocery trend; trader joe's is well-accepted by now and folks have progressed to hating on whole foods or perhaps your local trendy grocer
but I guess that comic wouldn't really work if it were about something relevant
it was the smallest on the list but
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
twizzlers are like red vines, except red vines are relatively subtle in their flavor, which is nice, whereas Twizzlers are the candy equivalent of holding an airhorn up to your ear and just letting it rip for ten seconds or so
I guess "candle wax" is a subtle flavor.
Better than "cough syrup".
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I have a draft which says "i had a seinfeld oment today." and i keep thinking it says "I had a seinfeld omelette today" and now I wonder what that would involve.
I have a draft which says "i had a seinfeld oment today." and i keep thinking it says "I had a seinfeld omelette today" and now I wonder what that would involve.
Eggs, folded into a perfect omelette pocket, with nothing inside.
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A 'Seinfeld Omelette' isn't actually an omelette at all, but refers to the practice of sitting in a diner for four hours and not actually ordering anything
it was the smallest on the list but
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
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Let me tell you about the buck eighty-nine Golden Gate Wine I used to find at Safeway
shit's a two-fifty wine at least, you'd be dumb not to buy it
100% delicious
I guess "candle wax" is a subtle flavor.
hail twizzlers
Give a mortician a scare
You would have this opinion.
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what are you, some kinda rockafeller or somethin
2 buck chuck or no luck, buck.
MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE BUTTER
Cookie Butter is pretty great, but maybe not deserving of all caps
now, Cookie Butter swirled with chocolate spread
THAT DESERVES CAPS.
it's no more sugar than eating a Red Vine and drinking a Coke
and who hasn't done that??
I love that last panel.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
2 buck chuck is no longer 2 dollars, it's around 3 after tax in NC.
Sufficiently Remarkable is going to be a favorite of mine for a very long time, just because of it's relatability.
but I guess that comic wouldn't really work if it were about something relevant
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
Better than "cough syrup".
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This comic makes me realize something.
WHY DOSEN'T BATTLE BENIE BABIES EXIST?
Eggs, folded into a perfect omelette pocket, with nothing inside.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
Paranatural
just go pick it up later