The radio at work is playing some jazz rendition of one of the songs from the original Willy Wonka movie. Which has reminded me just how creepy that movie is. Horror movie for children!
can we stop talking about feeding people blood? its pretty disgusting.
Ok.
Sorry.
EDIT: I HOPE it doesn't need to be said, but I was totally joking, by the way. The topic grosses me out as well! ...It is just so out there, that I can't help but laugh about it. :P
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Nervous because the recruiter sounds hella proper on the phone and mentioned several times that this is a "senior" position.
New Rule: Companies have to stop using the word "associate" in job titles. It doesn't convey any useful information at all about the job!
usually something like
assistant
associate
senior
it basically means you aren't bitch tier but you aren't pro tier either
This seems like it's pro tier, but I almost didn't apply because the title sounded bitch tier.
All the scrubs at my joint are "Associates". "Analysts" is the overly broad mid level
Also Senior is typically a modifer so you can have Senior Associates, but not really a title in and of itsAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING ABOUT HIRING IS TERRIBLE.
oh yeah, there is that
so like senior associate means you are underneath protier but above mid-tier
it's basically, assistant manager in layman's terms
really, the most important thing is what comes after that
so i am assistant in planning
what this actually means is that i do everything else anyone on my team does related to planning but also a bunch of bitch tier work
Nervous because the recruiter sounds hella proper on the phone and mentioned several times that this is a "senior" position.
New Rule: Companies have to stop using the word "associate" in job titles. It doesn't convey any useful information at all about the job!
usually something like
assistant
associate
senior
it basically means you aren't bitch tier but you aren't pro tier either
This seems like it's pro tier, but I almost didn't apply because the title sounded bitch tier.
All the scrubs at my joint are "Associates". "Analysts" is the overly broad mid level
Also Senior is typically a modifer so you can have Senior Associates, but not really a title in and of itsAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING ABOUT HIRING IS TERRIBLE.
See I have "analyst" thrown on the end of my title (Senior programmer/analyst) to differentiate from programmer development (where there's no senior title, but if you don't want to go management you could theoretically go Computer Scientist). There are no straight up analysts.
this is literally the only way i can get one of my dogs to listen to me when i tell him to leave the old dog alone. NOTHING else works. well except maybe offering a treat but i'm not going to reward that behavior.
If you like dumb yahoo answers, you might want to listen to My Brother My Brother and Me.
They have their listeners send in yahoos and then answer them, except the dumbest, that is the episode closer.
In between they do listeners questions, which are of a slightly higher level.
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What else are you going to use pennies for?
"staff"?
Why not just call them "headcount"?
Seems plausible.
Next topic: National Sandwich Week is here !
Ok.
Sorry.
EDIT: I HOPE it doesn't need to be said, but I was totally joking, by the way. The topic grosses me out as well! ...It is just so out there, that I can't help but laugh about it. :P
COULD NOT AGREE MORE
Okay. That was worth it. A+ would awesome again
oh yeah, there is that
so like senior associate means you are underneath protier but above mid-tier
it's basically, assistant manager in layman's terms
really, the most important thing is what comes after that
so i am assistant in planning
what this actually means is that i do everything else anyone on my team does related to planning but also a bunch of bitch tier work
will be moving into associate soon enough
"overhead staff" was the official terminology at my management consulting job for anybody who wasn't a consultant
consequently, it was also the unofficial terminology for everybody the executives hated and wished they could replace with machines
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See I have "analyst" thrown on the end of my title (Senior programmer/analyst) to differentiate from programmer development (where there's no senior title, but if you don't want to go management you could theoretically go Computer Scientist). There are no straight up analysts.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
dunno why even when i dont have crap down there he's too big to fit
and he grumbles about sharing the space with my legs
I like topping sandwiches with the blood of my significant other.
How about you? Do you prefer your own blood?
this is literally the only way i can get one of my dogs to listen to me when i tell him to leave the old dog alone. NOTHING else works. well except maybe offering a treat but i'm not going to reward that behavior.
is best to keep it locally sourced
#locavore
he's lucky he's cute because he sure as hell ain't smart
From now on I shall only eat Vegemite and cheese sandwiches
Gas leak!
It doesn't mean anything on it's own, it just indicates where you are on the food chain
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It's a very bizarre system, associate is the lowest of 6
there are 0 people with the highest title
twitch.tv/tehsloth
They have their listeners send in yahoos and then answer them, except the dumbest, that is the episode closer.
In between they do listeners questions, which are of a slightly higher level.
But why, Wayne?
@Dread Pirate Arbuthnot will create the new thread
@Vanguard is backup