Ladies and Gentlemen at home, i'm sorry for the inconvience, but we appear to some technical difficulties, and thus cannot switch live to DeepQantas and his breaking news report on the unfortunate rabid weasel story developing down south. So with no further delay, we are switching to Bucketman, who brings us news of the following:
Now that's juicy entertainment news Bucketman, and this 6'4", or 1.94 meters for the SI geeks amongst you, reporter is looking forward to recieving an unknown amount of points, since i don't trust those Dianetic machines one bit. Look what it did to Tom Cruise! What's your view on this, Mukaikubo?
Hahaha, perhaps we DO need to upgrade our broadcasting equipment, but since that would mean i'd only get to buy 5 cars instead of 8 each year, it's a tough decision to make. But for now, back to the news we do actually have footage of.
So in entertainment news, today exactly 54 years and 7 months ago, Douglas Adams was born. Apparently he loafed around a lot doing boring stuff such as writing books and radio, but eventually a movie was made that was not totally unrelated to his writings so it appears i'm supposed to know stuff about him. However, the internet is down in our studio, so i can't look him up on wikipedia. Luckily my stage-hand Jimmy remembered he liked the number 42, which is ok i guess. Early studies indicate that the number 42 is an even number, Divideable by the "prime" numbers of 2,3 and 7. More on these "prime" numbers, and how to protect yourself from them, after these short messages:
I play this on Axe, to become the person with most points, and thus have achieved another goal in my path to world domination:
1) Play forumbased game
2) Get most points
3) ??????
4) KING OF THE WORLD
Posts
I'm pretty.
Now we'll go back to the studio for less interesting news.
Boy! That sure is one hungry newsmonger. Isn't that right Bucketman?
BUCKETMAN'S TURN
Hahaha, perhaps we DO need to upgrade our broadcasting equipment, but since that would mean i'd only get to buy 5 cars instead of 8 each year, it's a tough decision to make. But for now, back to the news we do actually have footage of.
So in entertainment news, today exactly 54 years and 7 months ago, Douglas Adams was born. Apparently he loafed around a lot doing boring stuff such as writing books and radio, but eventually a movie was made that was not totally unrelated to his writings so it appears i'm supposed to know stuff about him. However, the internet is down in our studio, so i can't look him up on wikipedia. Luckily my stage-hand Jimmy remembered he liked the number 42, which is ok i guess. Early studies indicate that the number 42 is an even number, Divideable by the "prime" numbers of 2,3 and 7. More on these "prime" numbers, and how to protect yourself from them, after these short messages:
I play this on Axe, to become the person with most points, and thus have achieved another goal in my path to world domination:
1) Play forumbased game
2) Get most points
3) ??????
4) KING OF THE WORLD