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Nebraska Senator Sues God
Windbit
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http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/nebraska-senato.html
It's amusing, and points out the fact that God would be convicted of crimes against humanity if He wasn't omni-everything, but what's the point? Isn't suing God in the US a sure way to commit political suicide?
It's amusing, and points out the fact that God would be convicted of crimes against humanity if He wasn't omni-everything, but what's the point? Isn't suing God in the US a sure way to commit political suicide?
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Edit: But I would also have a hearty judge-chuckle. Ho ho ho.
Here in Nebraska, though, there is a shockingly nonexistent sense of humor about things pertaining to God.
Chambers has long been known to be the "nontraditional" senator; even if you click on his name in the article, his profile shows him wearing a blue t-shirt -- pretty much his uniform in all things official, even when walking around our capitol building.
I don't know the details that pertain to lawsuits, but I do think the populous in general has become frivolous with their use of the court system when there are legit cases that should be processed more quickly than they can be (ex: my roommate crashed her car with a BAC of 2.3 or something of the sort on August 1st, and she's had her preliminary hearing, but won't be sentenced [or whatever] until October 15th. Take that license away already!)
....frey Jones.
With all the destruction that's been classed as an "act of God", I'd say that anti-terror legislation might be appropriate. He's like Bin Laden, sitting in a place nobody can find, occasionally sending out messages on cheese toasties or underpass walls to let people know that he isn't dead yet.
(Medopine, yeah, that rascally decimal point. And seriously! I don't care about you people suing over banal shit, there's actual people out there who need the courts)
I applaud his ideals but man he chose the worst way to go about it. The talk on CNN went something like this:
Bobblehead: So you're upset about all these frivolous lawsuit -
Guy: No, that's it. I'm upset that people call them frivolous without all the facts.
Bobblehead: ?????
Guy: So I'm doing this to make a point.
Bobblehead: That frivolous suits are bad.
Guy: No, my point is that the system works and if my suit has no merit the judge will throw it out.
Bobblehead: So we need laws to defend against frivolous suits.
Guy: No, we don't need those laws. People should be able to sue whoever.
Bobblehead: So your point is that you don't like frivolous suits.
Guy: RAAAAAAAGH
---on and on and on for like five minutes.
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