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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Kana wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    On the other hand have you ever actually opened a Danielle Steele novel?

    romance novels are old lady porn

    Here's the thing about the idea of women oriented porn: what does that even mean? Because Clothed-Female-Naked-Male is a thing apparently, like a whole fetish genre. Which gender is that supposed to be for?

    I think posing that question is posing the wrong question. Or more to the point - trying to decide which gender porn is for just carries in a bunch of someone's own personal hangups.

    electricitylikesme on
    _J_
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder if J just missed the other 70% of ladies who have erotica on their computers.

    I hope so.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder if J just missed the other 70% of ladies who have erotica on their computers.

    I saw a study a few years ago that said that while women do end up watching/reading porn at a rate only a little bit less than men, they tend to take longer to get there. So for college age the ladies are probably lagging behind a fair bit

    Kana on
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Also I just started reading a new Inio Asano story
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder if J just missed the other 70% of ladies who have erotica on their computers.

    I saw a study a few years ago that said that while women do end up watching/reading porn at a rate only a little bit less than men, they tend to take longer to get there. So for college age the ladies are probably lagging behind a fair bit

    Probably.

    Again.

    Humans like happy brain chemicals.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    i really, really like that post i just quoted and laughed at

    but i felt the need to quote it to show my agreement wasn't just "oh god, I know right? No one is going to be weirded out by me searching up office chairs"

    BeNarwhalZephiran
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder if J just missed the other 70% of ladies who have erotica on their computers.

    I saw a study a few years ago that said that while women do end up watching/reading porn at a rate only a little bit less than men, they tend to take longer to get there. So for college age the ladies are probably lagging behind a fair bit

    When I first read this I did not take "they tend to take longer to get there" as an age thing. Like, boys seek out porn in their 20s but women don't start till their 30s.

    I first interpreted it as "ladies are not very good at google, so they have to make more search attempts to find what they want."

    BeNarwhalHarry Dresden
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    50 Shades of Grey - old lady porn.



    Felicity Jones should have gotten that role.

    Harry Dresden on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder if J just missed the other 70% of ladies who have erotica on their computers.

    I saw a study a few years ago that said that while women do end up watching/reading porn at a rate only a little bit less than men, they tend to take longer to get there. So for college age the ladies are probably lagging behind a fair bit

    When I first read this I did not take "they tend to take longer to get there" as an age thing. Like, boys seek out porn in their 20s but women don't start till their 30s.

    I first interpreted it as "ladies are not very good at google, so they have to make more search attempts to find what they want."

    My initial interpretation was take longer to 'get there' - as in, to finish. They masturbate less on average, but consume more porn per session because their masturbation sessions are longer.

    Which probably has some truth behind it, on the whole.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    _J_
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I am fucking cold

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    hi robutt

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am fucking cold

    *begins packing reluctant doggy into air-shipping crate*

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Cinders
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    On all of the big streaming pr0n sites you'll notice a list of genres offered and usually there is one tab labeled 'For Women'. That means the 50 other tabs are for men. Case closed.

    Harry Dresden
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    This cape house is insane

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    my porn folder has a text file at the beginning saying "if u find any porn types not in this collection pls notify me so i can rectify this grave oversite

    s. chek eskwire porn connosewer"

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    Harry DresdenBeNarwhalemnmnmeRear Admiral Chocooverride367
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    On all of the big streaming pr0n sites you'll notice a list of genres offered and usually there is one tab labeled 'For Women'. That means the 50 other tabs are for men. Case closed.

    lolololo

    White america, assassinate my character
    Money matrimony, yeah they tryna break the marriage up
    Who gon' act phony, or who gone try to embarrass ya
    I'mma need a day off, I think I'll call Ferris up
    (Bueller had a Muller but I switched it for a Mille
    Cause I’m richer and prior to this shit was moving free base)
    Had a conference with the DJs, Puerto Rico three days
    (Poli with the PDs now they got our shit on replay)
    Sorry I’m in pajamas but I just got off the PJ
    And last party we had, they shut down Prive
    (Ain’t that where the Heat play? Niggas hate ballas these days) Yep!
    Ain’t that like Lebron James? (Ain’t that just like D. Wade? Wait)

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am fucking cold

    *begins packing reluctant doggy into air-shipping crate*

    *reconsiders, unpacks doggy, begins packing self into crate*

    Okay doggy, I need your help to ship me, so listen carefully ...

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Cinders
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Narwhal go to bed.

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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Narwhal, give your bed to Cinders - she's cold.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    But doggy

    Powerpuppies
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Narwhal go to bed.

    But it's not my bedtime yet, and I had a nappy earlier! I dont wanna!
    Narwhal, give your bed to Cinders - she's cold.

    My bed is in like 8 pieces in a garage somewhere.

    I suppose Cinders could have it if she really needed it.
    Cinders wrote: »
    But doggy

    Sure, he's furry and fuzzy and warm

    But I'm also furry and fuzzy and warm and I probably won't make a mess on the floor

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I'm just cold because the ac is on too high, and I just have a cami on.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @spool32‌

    I can't believe I am defending you in that thread but god reading the governor thread was getting way annoying and I don't even give a shit about it.


    (I clicked on it earlier to see how they called you a racist and I was like, whelp god damn it. And now I keep accidentally clicking on it.)

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    fuck you chat, i just tried to write "fyi hth" in a facebook chat before i realised they'd have no idea what i was talking about

    BeNarwhalChanusRear Admiral Choco
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Also refund check came in.

    Which is weird because I was signed up for direct deposit.

    BeNarwhal
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    fuck you chat, i just tried to write "fyi hth" in a facebook chat before i realised they'd have no idea what i was talking about
    while we're on the subject, what is hth

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Like

    ok

    I find it hilarious that Perry is getting indicted. I think he's a horrible person and I'm glad this millstone is around his neck because if he ever could get out of a primary I think he'd be scary electable by an apathetic public, but people in there need to get some perspective.

    I mean, Spool IS a racist, but can you blame him? White people are the worst!

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    BeNarwhalspool32
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    On the other hand have you ever actually opened a Danielle Steele novel?

    romance novels are old lady porn

    old ladies are perverts

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    @Donkey Kong

    FUCK YOUR DEFINITION OF TETRIS, YOU PERSON OF ILL REPUTE!

    Y'ALL IT HAS LEADERBOARDS NOW.

    http://www.bubbulon.com/EasyTetris/index.html

    GO HUMILIATE 21ST'S PUNY SCORE

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    BeNarwhal
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fuck you chat, i just tried to write "fyi hth" in a facebook chat before i realised they'd have no idea what i was talking about
    while we're on the subject, what is hth

    "happy to help"

    I pretty much read it as being cheeky or basically being a dick about most things.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fuck you chat, i just tried to write "fyi hth" in a facebook chat before i realised they'd have no idea what i was talking about
    while we're on the subject, what is hth

    hoth2.jpg

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
    thatassemblyguy
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    it's actually "hope that helps"

    Apothe0sisTL DRKana
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Also refund check came in.

    Which is weird because I was signed up for direct deposit.

    Well, yay!

    But also they are dummies. :p

    Glad you've got your moving in money, though.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Damn a 9.0 copy of Action Comics 1 is going for auction

    http://cc.ebay.com/action-comics/

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fuck you chat, i just tried to write "fyi hth" in a facebook chat before i realised they'd have no idea what i was talking about
    while we're on the subject, what is hth

    hope that helps fyi hth

    P10surrealitycheckRear Admiral Choco
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fuck you chat, i just tried to write "fyi hth" in a facebook chat before i realised they'd have no idea what i was talking about
    while we're on the subject, what is hth

    "happy to help"

    I pretty much read it as being cheeky or basically being a dick about most things.

    hope that helps

    fyi

    AManFromEarth on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    i am supposed to go to a friend's going away party

    but i saw him this week

    he's not gonna be there till 11:30 and i just got home from being out all afternoon/evening and it is 10:30

    and i gym'd at like 11-1230 it was intenso
    had strawberry banana protein smoothie
    had half a grilled chicken and a giant pile of mashed sweet potatoes and some bread
    had a nap
    then another protein shake
    went out to get oysters and got some oysters and 3 cocktails
    then went to this restaurant called allswell and i probably shouldn't have eaten anything at all! but i was momentuming and my friend had his vape pen
    so then i ate the burger and fries which are A+++ burger and fries, very very good
    and we also got deviled eggs and ricotta and bread and fried anchovies

    and so now i am a bloated carcass of a man

    i shouldn't go out to this bar/club place

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
    desc
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    This cape house is insane

    wheres my inv

    poo
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Oh an here is apparently a super duper rare Orange Xbox found recently too, which has been verified as real apparently.

    jbm4bFYLXfSa1i.jpg

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    cB557
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    also how much did i spend on food and booze today? well over 100 dollars? erp....

    poo
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