When you finish the first portion of your offline content, your little sister takes over in a search for you. Your previous main character switches into the online mode, and your sister becomes the main character of the offline stuff.
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Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
I should really learn my lesson re: mixing pineapple into my yogurt smoothies. It makes them all taste like poison and then I have to drink the whole poison thing because I don't want to waste it.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Go as MySpace's relevance.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
go as a hanging chad
go as a slutty pumpkin
go as the terrible ending to HIMYM
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
I should really learn my lesson re: mixing pineapple into my yogurt smoothies. It makes them all taste like poison and then I have to drink the whole poison thing because I don't want to waste it.
puppies and i have been arguing about this concept. he is big on throwing away anything you don't want or that will be a pain or inconvenience you in any way. i am big on conservation and not tossing the other half of the thing you needed for the recipe or the leftovers that aren't quite as good the next day- unless they'll make you literally sick or just be a thoroughly disgusting experience. puppies says that is stupid and masochistic, just throw stuff out.
dk these people don't understand me out here
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
go as Johnny Football
walk around giving everyone the finger
go as Dan Snyder
just be a giant racist asshole to everyone
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Go as Misha Barton from the O.C. but as if they did a reunion miniseries and she was playing her recently discovered twin from France and they only signed her up for the part like a week before filming and she's all normal looking and not-O.C. at all.
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i need halp with halloween costumes i am bad at that
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JeanHeartbroken papa bearGatineau, QuébecRegistered Userregular
I went to Wendy's in Ottawa to try out the prezel bacon cheeseburger (declisious burger BTW)
While I was waiting for my food to arrive, a guy came in the store and stole the spotlight. His skin tanned and he was speaking english with a latin-american accent
He kept making jokes with the staff. They were laughing with him, he had that type of contagious, positive energy.
He shook my hand. He said '' What's your name? I'm Pedro''
''Jean? Tu parles français??!!''
Then, he took it up a notch. He started singing sensually and he was also dancing and unbottoning his shirt. Everybody in the restaurant was laughing while wondering ''WTF is going on???''
After a couple of minutes of dancing, he re-buttoned his shirt and took a **Slightly** more serious tone of voice
He said : Today's my birthday and my boyfriend is nowhere to be found (cue some surprised shouts from the staff ''BOYFRIEND????'') . I have no money and I'm really hungry. Where's the manager?
A few seconds later, my food arrived.
I ate my burger. I was stuffed! I still had fries left to eat but I was no longer hungry.
Pedro was still taking to the cashiers by the time I was done with my burger.
I tought '' Hey, might as well give them to Pedro instead of trowhing them in the trashcan''
So I gave my fries to Pedro. He simply said '' thank you, thank you!''
I then left the restaurant so I don't know i he ate my fries or not!
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
4 lines on Sedate Easy Tetris
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
I should really learn my lesson re: mixing pineapple into my yogurt smoothies. It makes them all taste like poison and then I have to drink the whole poison thing because I don't want to waste it.
puppies and i have been arguing about this concept. he is big on throwing away anything you don't want or that will be a pain or inconvenience you in any way. i am big on conservation and not tossing the other half of the thing you needed for the recipe or the leftovers that aren't quite as good the next day- unless they'll make you literally sick or just be a thoroughly disgusting experience. puppies says that is stupid and masochistic, just throw stuff out.
dk these people don't understand me out here
The other night I poured myself a bowl of superstale and somewhat fruity tasting Cinnamon Toast Crunch and forced myself to eat every last bite
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Why would you allow a pineapple in your home to begin with?
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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Needs to be more current and obscure!
Also I dunno how to make armor at all
just questions about our last conversation and the decision to end things
forty seconds on the phone at most
go as a Fergeson protestor
When you finish the first portion of your offline content, your little sister takes over in a search for you. Your previous main character switches into the online mode, and your sister becomes the main character of the offline stuff.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Too now.
did you mean it when you said we should break up
yes
okay bye
Nebula or Gamora
or fuck it, Starlord
edit: although they don't really fit the obscure part anymore
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
Well you have to stop working at some point! I'll just wait here.
go as someone who makes snarky comments about the ice bucket challenge
wait
wait
go as cannibalized charitable dollars
it won't be in 2 months!
With the blindfold and the robe and the scales.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
This will go over well haha
be 2012 Rust
wig + mustache + gray work shirt + cigarettes
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
I would love to go as star lord but I don't think I can construct a jacket in that amount of time with my current babby sewing skills
If I ever learn to make prosthetics I'll try Out gamora
hmm yeah
go as Rick Perry behind bars
(can you tell im just browsing threads in D&D for current events?)
go as a slutty pumpkin
go as the terrible ending to HIMYM
don't you live in portland or some shit? how have you not met people who can handmake things yet?
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
There's my mistake, I elaborated- "Naw, I'm good"
Black Canary from Arrow.
instructor says "you can't touch the parent's private members"
hmm
I want to make my own
puppies and i have been arguing about this concept. he is big on throwing away anything you don't want or that will be a pain or inconvenience you in any way. i am big on conservation and not tossing the other half of the thing you needed for the recipe or the leftovers that aren't quite as good the next day- unless they'll make you literally sick or just be a thoroughly disgusting experience. puppies says that is stupid and masochistic, just throw stuff out.
dk these people don't understand me out here
walk around giving everyone the finger
go as Dan Snyder
just be a giant racist asshole to everyone
i need halp with halloween costumes i am bad at that
While I was waiting for my food to arrive, a guy came in the store and stole the spotlight. His skin tanned and he was speaking english with a latin-american accent
He kept making jokes with the staff. They were laughing with him, he had that type of contagious, positive energy.
He shook my hand. He said '' What's your name? I'm Pedro''
''Jean? Tu parles français??!!''
Then, he took it up a notch. He started singing sensually and he was also dancing and unbottoning his shirt. Everybody in the restaurant was laughing while wondering ''WTF is going on???''
After a couple of minutes of dancing, he re-buttoned his shirt and took a **Slightly** more serious tone of voice
He said : Today's my birthday and my boyfriend is nowhere to be found (cue some surprised shouts from the staff ''BOYFRIEND????'') . I have no money and I'm really hungry. Where's the manager?
A few seconds later, my food arrived.
I ate my burger. I was stuffed! I still had fries left to eat but I was no longer hungry.
Pedro was still taking to the cashiers by the time I was done with my burger.
I tought '' Hey, might as well give them to Pedro instead of trowhing them in the trashcan''
So I gave my fries to Pedro. He simply said '' thank you, thank you!''
I then left the restaurant so I don't know i he ate my fries or not!
Good enough
The other night I poured myself a bowl of superstale and somewhat fruity tasting Cinnamon Toast Crunch and forced myself to eat every last bite
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Because it's fucking delicious?