honey, can you get up I think that lady in the red dress wants to sit here
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
I used to chat people up on public transit back when I lived in Chicago because it was like, what else am I gonna do? Stare intently at my phone like it's all of a sudden the most interesting thing in the world? Got some decent stories out of it.
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
People who stop at the top of escalators are the worst, even moreso than people who stop short on a sidewalk.
I nearly took out this old dude who got to the top of an escalator and then stopped while he got out his cane. He was standing right in the middle. If there had been anyone behind me, it would have been bad.
I as once walkig to work last year, and on my way there someone walking past said "You need to smile! It is a BEAUTIFUL day!"
He said this to me in a very angry tone. He was not smiling.
He was angry at you for not smiling.
You ruined his day.
My wife once said "It takes more muscles to frown then smile" and I replied with "Yeah, well it doesn't take any muscles to just keep a straight face."
People who stop at the top of escalators are the worst, even moreso than people who stop short on a sidewalk.
I nearly took out this old dude who got to the top of an escalator and then stopped while he got out his cane. He was standing right in the middle. If there had been anyone behind me, it would have been bad.
Yes, this is awful. Same with people with wheelie cases who have to stop to engage them.
If you need to stop just move off to one side first.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
sometimes i try to keep in mind that everybody has a bad day or makes mistakes and so maybe i just happened to encounter this person when they slipped up
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
AMERICA
I haven't been out there when it was raining... kind of curious how they handle that.
I mean, the people in the obvious copyright infringement mascot suits can just deal with it, but I would assume the painted ladies need to find shelter quick...
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square. Needless to say, NSFW (although I'm at work and I can just walk outside and see them in person if I want)
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
Jesus Christ, the coffee at the downstairs coffee shop has been the temperature of molten lava lately.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
sometimes i try to keep in mind that everybody has a bad day or makes mistakes and so maybe i just happened to encounter this person when they slipped up
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
I try to do this in airports, because that is where people are at their mental lowest. But I struggle not to hit to people on a weekly basis.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
escalator etiquette really should be a required course in general education
like an entire 9 weeks of just drilling it into young, malleable brains
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Right. Gym time. Time to put on a vest that doesn't cover my nipples and do some grunting.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
sometimes i try to keep in mind that everybody has a bad day or makes mistakes and so maybe i just happened to encounter this person when they slipped up
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
sometimes i try to keep in mind that everybody has a bad day or makes mistakes and so maybe i just happened to encounter this person when they slipped up
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
against their own stupidity
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
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Is there a way to find a certain set of panels from a comic to order as a print you can frame?
Or do you know of a cool poster from the new she hulk run that has lawyer and hulked out form on it?
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2wsNw07wRY
(this is in singapore)
AMERICA
u dont wanna mess wit me bwoi i trained in the street
(the street is 7th Avenue, from 33rd st to 49th)
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I wouldn't even know if somebody asked me that here. Does Cambridge have a red light district? DOES IT?
*nudges pregnant wife*
honey, can you get up I think that lady in the red dress wants to sit here
get the panel from the first issue where she breaks the conf room table
I nearly took out this old dude who got to the top of an escalator and then stopped while he got out his cane. He was standing right in the middle. If there had been anyone behind me, it would have been bad.
Tell that to a stroke victim
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"I rest my case."
I can't tell if this is food or not
Yes, this is awful. Same with people with wheelie cases who have to stop to engage them.
If you need to stop just move off to one side first.
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
I haven't been out there when it was raining... kind of curious how they handle that.
I mean, the people in the obvious copyright infringement mascot suits can just deal with it, but I would assume the painted ladies need to find shelter quick...
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square. Needless to say, NSFW (although I'm at work and I can just walk outside and see them in person if I want)
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
NNID: Hakkekage
further evidence that ronya is straight pimpin
Sure, but I'd still like to see the Manara variant.
I try to do this in airports, because that is where people are at their mental lowest. But I struggle not to hit to people on a weekly basis.
like an entire 9 weeks of just drilling it into young, malleable brains
The rudest people I saw last year in Paris my wife swears were actually German.....
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
against their own stupidity
One time I saw a boob and then I killed a guy
That... would explain it, actually.
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
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Don't go to the youtube page, it kinda ruins it with stupid.
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