The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
oh okay that's fine then
of course
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
sometimes i try to keep in mind that everybody has a bad day or makes mistakes and so maybe i just happened to encounter this person when they slipped up
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
against their own stupidity
I would love to agree with this sentiment but I have a fucking train to catch so if you'll fucking excuse me *shove*
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square. Needless to say, NSFW (although I'm at work and I can just walk outside and see them in person if I want)
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
Well, they are new compared to Naked Cowboy, racist spiderman and fake Elmo.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
if i ever lived somewhere with a 400' long sitting room i would so do that
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The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
lame, I don't think I saw any of that when I visited, although I only ended up in times square by accident
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square. Needless to say, NSFW (although I'm at work and I can just walk outside and see them in person if I want)
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
Well, they are new compared to Naked Cowboy, racist spiderman and fake Elmo.
I haven't been able to pick out Racist Spiderman out of all the Spidermans there are.
The Naked Cowboy sold out to Fruit of the Loom. He was on a big electronic sign one day, playing his guitar in a tent where they were handing out free undies.
You used to stand for something, man.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
lame, I don't think I saw any of that when I visited, although I only ended up in times square by accident
Next time you're around come chill at 46thish st by Bubba Gump at around 5:30
asian tourists are most assuredly not polite on public transit. asian women, especially, do not possess a moral compass on the subway. they were all raised in barns.
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
lame, I don't think I saw any of that when I visited, although I only ended up in times square by accident
Next time you're around come chill at 46thish st by Bubba Gump at around 5:30
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square. Needless to say, NSFW (although I'm at work and I can just walk outside and see them in person if I want)
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
Well, they are new compared to Naked Cowboy, racist spiderman and fake Elmo.
I haven't been able to pick out Racist Spiderman out of all the Spidermans there are.
The Naked Cowboy sold out to Fruit of the Loom. He was on a big electronic sign one day, playing his guitar in a tent where they were handing out free undies.
You used to stand for something, man.
He always stood for selling out.
By the way, those oysters are branded Naked Cowboy as well. appetizing, no?
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square. Needless to say, NSFW (although I'm at work and I can just walk outside and see them in person if I want)
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
Well, they are new compared to Naked Cowboy, racist spiderman and fake Elmo.
I haven't been able to pick out Racist Spiderman out of all the Spidermans there are.
The Naked Cowboy sold out to Fruit of the Loom. He was on a big electronic sign one day, playing his guitar in a tent where they were handing out free undies.
Taking my eyes down a second to look at my phone, continuing to walk at a full clip, and taking a corner. My shoulder right into the middle of the old lady's chest, and she hit the ground almost exactly like a basketball player taking a charge. She was very nice about it.
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The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
lame, I don't think I saw any of that when I visited, although I only ended up in times square by accident
Next time you're around come chill at 46thish st by Bubba Gump at around 5:30
u will see them
It's going on the itinerary fo sho
but you have to give them money
I see them talking with their "pimp" sometimes
I call him that because the snippets of conversation I hear sometimes are not...pleasant
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Taking my eyes down a second to look at my phone, continuing to walk at a full clip, and taking a corner. My shoulder right into the middle of the old lady's chest, and she hit the ground almost exactly like a basketball player taking a charge. She was very nice about it.
did she draw the foul tho
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DemonStaceyTTODewback's DaughterIn love with the TaySwayRegistered Userregular
asian tourists are most assuredly not polite on public transit. asian women, especially, do not possess a moral compass on the subway. they were all raised in barns.
The new thing in Times Square is naked ladies covered in red white and blue paint.
Like, no pasties... just a tiny thong, some paint and some feathers.
not always red while and blue, they paint on a variety of colors. There's a chick who does the pink heart on her tits, I think that's kind of cute. And it's not that new, it's been around for as long as I've worked here.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about google "Naked Chicks of Times Square" and some pervy guy has uploaded a bunch of videos to youtube (including one raving against the ban on G-strings, so the ladies had to wear tiny booty shorts and panties--what a tragedy! BTW they still wear G-strings). Parents with their kids posing alongside them. I actually think it's among the least offensive things in Times Square.
There are also the Naked Cowgirls, who are not naked but in bikinis. I like them too, because I skirt by them everyday and I can see their stretch marks and it makes me feel good about my own stretch marks. u do wut u do girls
there is also the OLD Naked Cowgirl, who is a rather elderly woman who is actually topless. Her boobs sag...very low.
u do wut u do girl.
hakks
are you not aware how the female body corrupts the minds of all who see it
it is an abomination
Don't worry the naked chicks are all rail skinny with nice perky boobies and pert little nips
the anti-corruption if you will
lame, I don't think I saw any of that when I visited, although I only ended up in times square by accident
Next time you're around come chill at 46thish st by Bubba Gump at around 5:30
u will see them
It's going on the itinerary fo sho
but you have to give them money
I see them talking with their "pimp" sometimes
I call him that because the snippets of conversation I hear sometimes are not...pleasant
Now I am curious how they recruit for this gig... like, is it sketchy "business opportunity" craigslist ads?
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Taking my eyes down a second to look at my phone, continuing to walk at a full clip, and taking a corner. My shoulder right into the middle of the old lady's chest, and she hit the ground almost exactly like a basketball player taking a charge. She was very nice about it.
did she draw the foul tho
*runs up the court gesticulating the charge call like Joey crawford*
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
oh i just did that thing where i had the chat thread opened from a couple hours ago and then responded to a post that was like 15 pages old
for the longest time i tried to be patient but that usually results in missing trains. I gave up sympathy and empathy for real on New Years Eve when it became a solid fustercluck in the area.
I may be a BnT'r but I work assiduously to confirm rude New Yorker stereotypes
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
asian tourists are most assuredly not polite on public transit. asian women, especially, do not possess a moral compass on the subway. they were all raised in barns.
sometimes i try to keep in mind that everybody has a bad day or makes mistakes and so maybe i just happened to encounter this person when they slipped up
but then i'm like
is it me that causes the majority of other humans i encounter to be at their lowest, least self-aware point at that exact moment?
isn't it far more likely humanity is mostly comprised of unthinking assholes?
Taking my eyes down a second to look at my phone, continuing to walk at a full clip, and taking a corner. My shoulder right into the middle of the old lady's chest, and she hit the ground almost exactly like a basketball player taking a charge. She was very nice about it.
did she draw the foul tho
*runs up the court gesticulating the charge call like Joey crawford*
She wasn't set! Blocking foul, ref!
fuck gendered marketing
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
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oh okay that's fine then
of course
I would love to agree with this sentiment but I have a fucking train to catch so if you'll fucking excuse me *shove*
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http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/hacking-ikea/
@bogart @desc
It's 1814 all over again!
Well, they are new compared to Naked Cowboy, racist spiderman and fake Elmo.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
lame, I don't think I saw any of that when I visited, although I only ended up in times square by accident
twitch.tv/tehsloth
There is an anime where all the countries in the world are anthropomorphized into fresh-faced young men. It looks terrible.
I haven't been able to pick out Racist Spiderman out of all the Spidermans there are.
The Naked Cowboy sold out to Fruit of the Loom. He was on a big electronic sign one day, playing his guitar in a tent where they were handing out free undies.
You used to stand for something, man.
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Next time you're around come chill at 46thish st by Bubba Gump at around 5:30
u will see them
NNID: Hakkekage
obligatory link to chinese culture when someone passes out on a subway train
I never do.
I learned that lesson looooong ago.
It's going on the itinerary fo sho
twitch.tv/tehsloth
He always stood for selling out.
By the way, those oysters are branded Naked Cowboy as well. appetizing, no?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
The bottom of that coffee tasted like insanity
The best part about french press coffee is how imperfect it is
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
ewww
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Taking my eyes down a second to look at my phone, continuing to walk at a full clip, and taking a corner. My shoulder right into the middle of the old lady's chest, and she hit the ground almost exactly like a basketball player taking a charge. She was very nice about it.
i like it because it looks like i have important stuff in there like a laptop or work stuff
buts its really just like snacks my book and headphones
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Fuck everyone else I'm most important
I see them talking with their "pimp" sometimes
I call him that because the snippets of conversation I hear sometimes are not...pleasant
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It's based on a webcomic
it is very... pure
But what about me.
All my experiences in life have indicated that I am the center of the universe.
did she draw the foul tho
Don't they have some weird ass laws that make it a very bad idea to try and help or be near anyone needing medical assistance?
Or am I thinking of somewhere else?
Only one way to tell who is more important. TO THE COLOSSEUM!
But SIG, that cannot be
Because I am the most important
poor guy
it is very difficult for me to do anything productive
i hope everyone else here understands that
Now I am curious how they recruit for this gig... like, is it sketchy "business opportunity" craigslist ads?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
*runs up the court gesticulating the charge call like Joey crawford*
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
for the longest time i tried to be patient but that usually results in missing trains. I gave up sympathy and empathy for real on New Years Eve when it became a solid fustercluck in the area.
I may be a BnT'r but I work assiduously to confirm rude New Yorker stereotypes
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a lot of places do
but i think i specifically remember this coming up in regards to an apparent display of chinese misanthropy
And losing.
Aboot.
This really is terrible.
She wasn't set! Blocking foul, ref!