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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    asian tourists are most assuredly not polite on public transit. asian women, especially, do not possess a moral compass on the subway. they were all raised in barns.

    obligatory link to chinese culture when someone passes out on a subway train

    Don't they have some weird ass laws that make it a very bad idea to try and help or be near anyone needing medical assistance?

    Or am I thinking of somewhere else?

    I figure they were worried about a gas attack, to be honest.

    The Sarin kind, not the hard boiled egg kind.

    I know that's Tokyo that was attacked, but still.

    Nah, it's just an extremely strong Somebody Else's Problem field that surrounds everyone. It manifests in ways that make people in the mainland often seem extremely inconsiderate.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    "When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe even homeschoolers — or excuse me, middle schoolers, but we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution and for many of these kids, depending on where they're coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans. We have no idea what's coming through our borders but I would say biblically it's not a Christian nation when you entice people to do wrong."
    The idea itself amuses me greatly. I'm imagining a revolution of tweens.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe even homeschoolers — or excuse me, middle schoolers, but we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution and for many of these kids, depending on where they're coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans. We have no idea what's coming through our borders but I would say biblically it's not a Christian nation when you entice people to do wrong."
    The idea itself amuses me greatly. I'm imagining a revolution of tweens.

    so many things i want to set on fire reading that

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe even homeschoolers — or excuse me, middle schoolers, but we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution and for many of these kids, depending on where they're coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans. We have no idea what's coming through our borders but I would say biblically it's not a Christian nation when you entice people to do wrong."
    The idea itself amuses me greatly. I'm imagining a revolution of tweens.

    Man, some people come up with the dumbest ideas to be afraid of.

    That's not even 'Al Qaeda is going to blow up the Piggly Wiggly' paranoid dumb.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe even homeschoolers — or excuse me, middle schoolers, but we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution and for many of these kids, depending on where they're coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans. We have no idea what's coming through our borders but I would say biblically it's not a Christian nation when you entice people to do wrong."
    The idea itself amuses me greatly. I'm imagining a revolution of tweens.

    do you actively seek out the dumbest right-leaning shit on the internet or is there like a tumblr feed for this stuff or what?

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »

    this is so funny
    Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward. Unable to define “obscenity,” but convinced that the First Amendment couldn’t protect unduly dangerous and morally corrupting expression, the Court was forced to create constitutional law one sex-scene at a time.

    These films ranged from scientific documentaries to the improbable escapades of lesbian nymphomaniacs. Justice Thurgood Marshall, a civil rights hero, took merciless pleasure in narrating the clips for the special benefit of Justice John Marshall Harlan Jr., an elegant former Wall Street lawyer who was by then losing his eyesight. Mocking Justice Potter Stewart’s insistence that “I know it when I see it,” clerks would call out in the dark, “I see it, I see it!” In 1968, some 20 years after serving in the U.S. Navy, a still-youthful Stewart reflected on more adventurous times and confided in a particularly curious clerk that he had indeed seen it, “Just once, off the coast of Algiers.” (I assume you can guess who that curious law clerk was.)

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    I know the poo conversation was yesterday, but

    I think I'm gaining weight while I'm in America because I'm not pooing as much

    it's like once a day and it's typically unsatisfying

    I'm also not drinking as much gin

    I miss gin

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am totally going to hit on Norway while I'm in Europe.

    There is an anime where all the countries in the world are anthropomorphized into fresh-faced young men. It looks terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVElAWeRiTA

    can confirm, daughter says it's famous for how bad it is.

    0/10 would not weeaboo

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I know the poo conversation was yesterday, but

    I think I'm gaining weight while I'm in America because I'm not pooing as much

    it's like once a day and it's typically unsatisfying

    I'm also not drinking as much gin

    I miss gin

    Gin misses you, too.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    this cute girl matched me on tinder but she's a liverpool fan this is awful

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    this cute girl matched me on tinder but she's a liverpool fan this is awful

    DEALBREAKER

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I think I may have just undone the last four weeks of running with one day of terrible eating.

    Today I have eaten at pizza express, a cookie store a smoothie store, krispy kreme and KFC.

    Nah, you'll be good. The scale will make you feel like shit, but most of that is water weight from all the salt. Back to your normal diet and you'll be back down around your expected weight in a few days.

    One bad day isn't going to ruin your diet - it's bad days all the time that will. But really, separate food and exercise in your head because you can't exercise away a bad diet.

    ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN

    (But so is guacamole)

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i have seriously conflicted feelings about the fact that i think brendan rodgers is a nice person and has done well for himself

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    There are some totes gussied up people though

    I find wedding parties out in the wild of a city immensely cheering when I see them.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    this is so funny
    Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward. Unable to define “obscenity,” but convinced that the First Amendment couldn’t protect unduly dangerous and morally corrupting expression, the Court was forced to create constitutional law one sex-scene at a time.

    These films ranged from scientific documentaries to the improbable escapades of lesbian nymphomaniacs. Justice Thurgood Marshall, a civil rights hero, took merciless pleasure in narrating the clips for the special benefit of Justice John Marshall Harlan Jr., an elegant former Wall Street lawyer who was by then losing his eyesight. Mocking Justice Potter Stewart’s insistence that “I know it when I see it,” clerks would call out in the dark, “I see it, I see it!” In 1968, some 20 years after serving in the U.S. Navy, a still-youthful Stewart reflected on more adventurous times and confided in a particularly curious clerk that he had indeed seen it, “Just once, off the coast of Algiers.” (I assume you can guess who that curious law clerk was.)

    Who was the curious law clerk?

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    this is so funny
    Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward. Unable to define “obscenity,” but convinced that the First Amendment couldn’t protect unduly dangerous and morally corrupting expression, the Court was forced to create constitutional law one sex-scene at a time.

    These films ranged from scientific documentaries to the improbable escapades of lesbian nymphomaniacs. Justice Thurgood Marshall, a civil rights hero, took merciless pleasure in narrating the clips for the special benefit of Justice John Marshall Harlan Jr., an elegant former Wall Street lawyer who was by then losing his eyesight. Mocking Justice Potter Stewart’s insistence that “I know it when I see it,” clerks would call out in the dark, “I see it, I see it!” In 1968, some 20 years after serving in the U.S. Navy, a still-youthful Stewart reflected on more adventurous times and confided in a particularly curious clerk that he had indeed seen it, “Just once, off the coast of Algiers.” (I assume you can guess who that curious law clerk was.)

    The best part is that there probably exists a blow by blow transcript of Marshall's narration.

    Would that be considered privileged information or would it be subject to a FOIA request?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    this cute girl matched me on tinder but she's a liverpool fan this is awful

    LOVE ACROSS THE BARRICADES.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i have seriously conflicted feelings about the fact that i think brendan rodgers is a nice person and has done well for himself

    that's easy:

    he sold out when he left Swansea

    NEXT CONFLICTION

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am totally going to hit on Norway while I'm in Europe.

    There is an anime where all the countries in the world are anthropomorphized into fresh-faced young men. It looks terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVElAWeRiTA

    can confirm, daughter says it's famous for how bad it is.

    0/10 would not weeaboo

    Wait spool... is your daughter a weeaboo?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i have seriously conflicted feelings about the fact that i think brendan rodgers is a nice person and has done well for himself

    that's easy:

    he sold out when he left Swansea

    NEXT CONFLICTION

    hmm

    nope that was the only one

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Test-painted a base. Looks pretty ok.
    BvqVypdIUAEWtWn.jpg:large

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    this cute girl matched me on tinder but she's a liverpool fan this is awful

    LOVE ACROSS THE BARRICADES.

    Her profile name is U WOT M8

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am totally going to hit on Norway while I'm in Europe.

    There is an anime where all the countries in the world are anthropomorphized into fresh-faced young men. It looks terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVElAWeRiTA

    can confirm, daughter says it's famous for how bad it is.

    0/10 would not weeaboo

    Wait spool... is your daughter a weeaboo?

    recovering

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Test-painted a base. Looks pretty ok.
    BvqVypdIUAEWtWn.jpg:large

    8/10

    would stand on if i were a mini

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Test-painted a base. Looks pretty ok.
    BvqVypdIUAEWtWn.jpg:large

    I like the moss / grass.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am totally going to hit on Norway while I'm in Europe.

    There is an anime where all the countries in the world are anthropomorphized into fresh-faced young men. It looks terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVElAWeRiTA

    can confirm, daughter says it's famous for how bad it is.

    0/10 would not weeaboo

    Wait spool... is your daughter a weeaboo?

    recovering

    Is this the college daughter majoring in Dream Following?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Test-painted a base. Looks pretty ok.
    BvqVypdIUAEWtWn.jpg:large

    I like the moss / grass.

    I want it a bit more dry-looking, but I didn't have any appropriate paints at home.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am totally going to hit on Norway while I'm in Europe.

    There is an anime where all the countries in the world are anthropomorphized into fresh-faced young men. It looks terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVElAWeRiTA

    can confirm, daughter says it's famous for how bad it is.

    0/10 would not weeaboo

    Wait spool... is your daughter a weeaboo?

    recovering

    Is this the college daughter majoring in Dream Following?

    Close, but see that would be an actual activity. She'll be taking courses like "Following? Dissecting Mental States During Sleep: Patriarchy and Imagination in the Modern Era"

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    this is so funny
    Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward. Unable to define “obscenity,” but convinced that the First Amendment couldn’t protect unduly dangerous and morally corrupting expression, the Court was forced to create constitutional law one sex-scene at a time.

    These films ranged from scientific documentaries to the improbable escapades of lesbian nymphomaniacs. Justice Thurgood Marshall, a civil rights hero, took merciless pleasure in narrating the clips for the special benefit of Justice John Marshall Harlan Jr., an elegant former Wall Street lawyer who was by then losing his eyesight. Mocking Justice Potter Stewart’s insistence that “I know it when I see it,” clerks would call out in the dark, “I see it, I see it!” In 1968, some 20 years after serving in the U.S. Navy, a still-youthful Stewart reflected on more adventurous times and confided in a particularly curious clerk that he had indeed seen it, “Just once, off the coast of Algiers.” (I assume you can guess who that curious law clerk was.)

    The best part is that there probably exists a blow by blow transcript of Marshall's narration.

    Would that be considered privileged information or would it be subject to a FOIA request?

    Only one way to find out!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    this is so funny
    Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward. Unable to define “obscenity,” but convinced that the First Amendment couldn’t protect unduly dangerous and morally corrupting expression, the Court was forced to create constitutional law one sex-scene at a time.

    These films ranged from scientific documentaries to the improbable escapades of lesbian nymphomaniacs. Justice Thurgood Marshall, a civil rights hero, took merciless pleasure in narrating the clips for the special benefit of Justice John Marshall Harlan Jr., an elegant former Wall Street lawyer who was by then losing his eyesight. Mocking Justice Potter Stewart’s insistence that “I know it when I see it,” clerks would call out in the dark, “I see it, I see it!” In 1968, some 20 years after serving in the U.S. Navy, a still-youthful Stewart reflected on more adventurous times and confided in a particularly curious clerk that he had indeed seen it, “Just once, off the coast of Algiers.” (I assume you can guess who that curious law clerk was.)

    Who was the curious law clerk?

    I ashamed to say I don't know.
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    this is so funny
    Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward. Unable to define “obscenity,” but convinced that the First Amendment couldn’t protect unduly dangerous and morally corrupting expression, the Court was forced to create constitutional law one sex-scene at a time.

    These films ranged from scientific documentaries to the improbable escapades of lesbian nymphomaniacs. Justice Thurgood Marshall, a civil rights hero, took merciless pleasure in narrating the clips for the special benefit of Justice John Marshall Harlan Jr., an elegant former Wall Street lawyer who was by then losing his eyesight. Mocking Justice Potter Stewart’s insistence that “I know it when I see it,” clerks would call out in the dark, “I see it, I see it!” In 1968, some 20 years after serving in the U.S. Navy, a still-youthful Stewart reflected on more adventurous times and confided in a particularly curious clerk that he had indeed seen it, “Just once, off the coast of Algiers.” (I assume you can guess who that curious law clerk was.)

    The best part is that there probably exists a blow by blow transcript of Marshall's narration.

    Would that be considered privileged information or would it be subject to a FOIA request?

    "So now you see, John, her nose is now right up the other woman's vagina, while her tongue is firmly rimming her butthole. Honestly, it's impressive. I've never seen a tongue that long. But she seems to be enjoying it. Unless she's acting? I don't know, John. All I know is right now is that that young lady's face is quite drenched at the moment."

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited August 2014
    I assume it is being towed.

    edit: the truck, that is.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mQ97C.jpg

    tow truck

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mQ97C.jpg

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    party pooped

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mQ97C.jpg

    tow truck

    Alternative post:

    61O6%2B-rMmkL.jpg

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I never understood the reason for obscenity laws.

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