Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
Since when you the guide to Americas youth
Since I recently left that exalted age group I have taken upon myself the burden of serving as a warning to others
Lo, but if ye jungle juice cometh out of a giant cooler and beeth some ungodly neon shade of pink, red, blue, etc, dunk not thine red solo cup into its depths, for it doth harbor the germs of a thousand thousand drunkards and the ill intentions of a frat full of creeps and pervs
So sayeth the Oracle
BC is gonna have so many notifications when she gets home
But it's okay because these are all important pieces of advice
Except for this post
Um ...
Remember, whenever your father tells you something, lean in and say 'Pfft, what makes you think you know best? You're a white person!'
*nods*
+1
YoshisummonsYou have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered Userregular
FFVI doesn't QUITE have any protagonist in it, but Terra and Celes both come VERY close.
If we go all literary criticism, the protagonist could reasonably be said to be... spoilers
Kefka, as the overarching plot is about his schemes and rise to power and eventual ascension into godhood. He drives the story, the characters are largely reacting to him, he is the cause of basically every important event.
Then shouldn't Harry Potter be about Voldemort since he was a orphaned squib without a sickle to his name then grew up into one of the most powerful and influential wizards while Harry was also an orphan he inherited fame, money, and was under control of others the entire time.
Um voldemort was not a squib he was a mudblood u fking casual
Hah! His mother was a witch named Merope Gaunt that used a love potion with his muggle father then through a series of poor choices died giving birth to lord moldy butt at an orphanage! *Pushes up glasses*
Congrats u can read Wiki but completely irrelevant 2 ur original claim
u think I wund't recinize a Phallacius Argumentum charm when I see it
No I only know this is to try to see if any of the tangential lore lead to any hints for the hpmor ending. Mudbloods are those with both parents muggles right? Or has it been operating on the one-drop rule?
O the ol' redirecto topicdeflectus curse eh
one drop of pitiful non magical filth poisons the purity of the wizard bloodline
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to the cause yoshi
Wait how was that redirecting? In canon squid was for 99-01% wizard blood or so I thought. While mudblood was for 0% since I don't recall there being any mention of the death eaters referring to anyone with a diluted blood pool as a mudblood.
I want to play a video game but everything sounds boring.
download STO and play with me
I was thinking Sleeping Dogs or The Void...
Sleeping Dogs.
That game is wonderful.
agreed, Sleeping Dogs is fantastic.
As soon as I realized that I was going to be driving on the left hand side of the street, I was like
"Yeah, they know exactly what I want from an open-world game"
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
+1
TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Um hold the phone "Blameless Cleric" is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
She's not a girl
Not yet a woman
Why are Britney Spears lyrics taking up space in my brain
OK I am going to write for at least one hour in preparation for this forum game test of this idea.
I might be ready in a week or two, for a run at this to see if people think it's fun and interesting. If you're interested in an original, high fantasy choose-your-own-adventure game run on the forums, feel free to poke me with questions!
My goal will be to shake out any flaws in the plot and the story and see if I feel like it's viable enough to pursue in other mediums. Hopefully it'll be a bunch of fun for people playing, but if it's not I want to find out why...
+1
y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
wat
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Um hold the phone "Blameless Cleric" is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
She's not a girl
Not yet a woman
Why are Britney Spears lyrics taking up space in my brain
Spears is snatching your body. Have you been near any parasitic aliens lately?
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
NNID: Hakkekage
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Um hold the phone "Blameless Cleric" is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
She's not a girl
Not yet a woman
Why are Britney Spears lyrics taking up space in my brain
Spears is snatching your body. Have you been near any parasitic aliens lately?
Almost exclusively
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No-QuarterNothing To FearBut Fear ItselfRegistered Userregular
We fell in love.... as the leaves turned brown *whistles*
What a happy song.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
no you're old
once you're telling people not to drink shit vodka, that's your last youth card gone
My friend fosters kittens, which... actually seems p cool
She lives like a few blocks from me, yesterday was her bday so went to her apt between picnic and the bar, and got to see the current 2 kittens...
They might be like numbers 16 and 17 I forget...
Got to play with the kittens
like omg
they are 1 lb basically when they are at her apt
Here is an old kitten
poo
+3
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
OK I am going to write for at least one hour in preparation for this forum game test of this idea.
I might be ready in a week or two, for a run at this to see if people think it's fun and interesting. If you're interested in an original, high fantasy choose-your-own-adventure game run on the forums, feel free to poke me with questions!
My goal will be to shake out any flaws in the plot and the story and see if I feel like it's viable enough to pursue in other mediums. Hopefully it'll be a bunch of fun for people playing, but if it's not I want to find out why...
Consider this post my formal expression of interest in this project
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
it starts when you turn 25 and ends when you turn 26
That should really be sort of self evident, but when you've been drinking, things start to sound like not so bad ideas.
It's a bad ideas
You will break a ($1) wine glass, and then cry for an uncomfortably long period of time in deep sorrow for the crime you have committed
You will throw up in the back yard (which you will mow the next day in penance)
You will think that you are dying and demand that one of your friends holds your hand to keep you from slipping into the ceaseless void that is not-living
I mean, so I've heard.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
no you're old
once you're telling people not to drink shit vodka, that's your last youth card gone
Who's going to buy Hakke her cane? She can't do that by herself now she's an old.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
FFVI doesn't QUITE have any protagonist in it, but Terra and Celes both come VERY close.
If we go all literary criticism, the protagonist could reasonably be said to be... spoilers
Kefka, as the overarching plot is about his schemes and rise to power and eventual ascension into godhood. He drives the story, the characters are largely reacting to him, he is the cause of basically every important event.
Then shouldn't Harry Potter be about Voldemort since he was a orphaned squib without a sickle to his name then grew up into one of the most powerful and influential wizards while Harry was also an orphan he inherited fame, money, and was under control of others the entire time.
Um voldemort was not a squib he was a mudblood u fking casual
Hah! His mother was a witch named Merope Gaunt that used a love potion with his muggle father then through a series of poor choices died giving birth to lord moldy butt at an orphanage! *Pushes up glasses*
Congrats u can read Wiki but completely irrelevant 2 ur original claim
u think I wund't recinize a Phallacius Argumentum charm when I see it
No I only know this is to try to see if any of the tangential lore lead to any hints for the hpmor ending. Mudbloods are those with both parents muggles right? Or has it been operating on the one-drop rule?
O the ol' redirecto topicdeflectus curse eh
one drop of pitiful non magical filth poisons the purity of the wizard bloodline
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to the cause yoshi
Wait how was that redirecting? In canon squid was for 99-01% wizard blood or so I thought. While mudblood was for 0% since I don't recall there being any mention of the death eaters referring to anyone with a diluted blood pool as a mudblood.
A squib is a child born to wizard parents who has no magical powers whatsoever, ex Argus Filch
A mudblood is a derogatory term for any witch or wizard whose parentage is not 100% pureblood magic
So thanks for undermining my credibility as a wise guiding light before the young impressionable babbit by making me pull out the potter glossary yoshi I HOPE YOURE HAPPY
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
Hakke's an old, she's not going to die from being Sean Bean.
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
no you're old
once you're telling people not to drink shit vodka, that's your last youth card gone
This is only because I have hung out with @Deebaser and drunk deeply of his concoctions for too long
I can no longer abide an inferior drink
I feel the guilt like a catholic in the confessional
Forgive me father but I have rum and coke'd
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
NNID: Hakkekage
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No-QuarterNothing To FearBut Fear ItselfRegistered Userregular
So Sean Bean's new show. Tell me he dies in the first 10 minutes.
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
no you're old
once you're telling people not to drink shit vodka, that's your last youth card gone
This is only because I have hung out with @Deebaser and drunk deeply of his concoctions for too long
I can no longer abide an inferior drink
I feel the guilt like a catholic in the confessional
Um hold the phone @Blameless Cleric is young Spoolia, the Southern Heiress, the Future Patchouli Priestess?
yes. this is me. approve.
Listen to me young child of light I have been your stalwart defender in the dark realms and I tell you now when you enter the void (college) do not let anyone talk you into drinking bottom shelf vodka is is literally worst
If your vodka comes in a plastic bottle you have the right to burn that fraternity house to the ground
And never drink everclear
Ever
these are things you learn from experience, not an old telling you
Hey I'm not an old yet
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
One does not simply sidle from "young" to "old" you ninny
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
no you're old
once you're telling people not to drink shit vodka, that's your last youth card gone
This is only because I have hung out with @Deebaser and drunk deeply of his concoctions for too long
I can no longer abide an inferior drink
I feel the guilt like a catholic in the confessional
Forgive me father but I have rum and coke'd
"It's only because I'm an old who has hung out with an old and drank a single drink worth more than entire college nights out"
Posts
BC is gonna have so many notifications when she gets home
But it's okay because these are all important pieces of advice
Except for this post
Um ...
Remember, whenever your father tells you something, lean in and say 'Pfft, what makes you think you know best? You're a white person!'
*nods*
As soon as I realized that I was going to be driving on the left hand side of the street, I was like
"Yeah, they know exactly what I want from an open-world game"
you just admitted you're not young anymore
like five posts up
I simply need the heart of a star and I will live in the splendor of youth for a thousand years
NNID: Hakkekage
She's not a girl
Not yet a woman
Why are Britney Spears lyrics taking up space in my brain
I might be ready in a week or two, for a run at this to see if people think it's fun and interesting. If you're interested in an original, high fantasy choose-your-own-adventure game run on the forums, feel free to poke me with questions!
My goal will be to shake out any flaws in the plot and the story and see if I feel like it's viable enough to pursue in other mediums. Hopefully it'll be a bunch of fun for people playing, but if it's not I want to find out why...
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Spears is snatching your body. Have you been near any parasitic aliens lately?
I'm the oldest person here.
You have stolen a joke from CAD.
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20120817
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
There is a vast in-between known as your mid-twenties
Here lies mystery and enchantment, but in more reasonable doses than those heady days of wild abandon
NNID: Hakkekage
Almost exclusively
What a happy song.
no you're old
once you're telling people not to drink shit vodka, that's your last youth card gone
So, @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
My friend fosters kittens, which... actually seems p cool
She lives like a few blocks from me, yesterday was her bday so went to her apt between picnic and the bar, and got to see the current 2 kittens...
They might be like numbers 16 and 17 I forget...
Got to play with the kittens
like omg
they are 1 lb basically when they are at her apt
Here is an old kitten
Consider this post my formal expression of interest in this project
I am a gud game tester, I have decided :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwOgXWOX-iE
oops its not one big pic i am too lazy to post all the kittens
yep it is!
sweeet one chatter down
100 odd to go...
It's your baby.
Just come home and we can talk about this.
it starts when you turn 25 and ends when you turn 26
That should really be sort of self evident, but when you've been drinking, things start to sound like not so bad ideas.
It's a bad ideas
You will break a ($1) wine glass, and then cry for an uncomfortably long period of time in deep sorrow for the crime you have committed
You will throw up in the back yard (which you will mow the next day in penance)
You will think that you are dying and demand that one of your friends holds your hand to keep you from slipping into the ceaseless void that is not-living
I mean, so I've heard.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Who's going to buy Hakke her cane? She can't do that by herself now she's an old.
A squib is a child born to wizard parents who has no magical powers whatsoever, ex Argus Filch
A mudblood is a derogatory term for any witch or wizard whose parentage is not 100% pureblood magic
So thanks for undermining my credibility as a wise guiding light before the young impressionable babbit by making me pull out the potter glossary yoshi I HOPE YOURE HAPPY
NNID: Hakkekage
How about you stop breaking yourselves into little groups and looking down your noses at each other, eh?!
Something something i've never been this mildly upset.
I'm 22 now but I won't be for long.
Time hurries on and the leaves that are green turn to brown.
It got stuck where I died over and over again and then the game crashed and then it had a two gig update so I said fuck it and then my laptop died.
I miss the flying around bits though. Those are fun. And my galaxy class is purty
Here is my weird ass cat being a weird ass cat!
Hakke's an old, she's not going to die from being Sean Bean.
This is only because I have hung out with @Deebaser and drunk deeply of his concoctions for too long
I can no longer abide an inferior drink
I feel the guilt like a catholic in the confessional
Forgive me father but I have rum and coke'd
NNID: Hakkekage
Yes.
Just drink Sam Adam's Seasonals you beer brat.
the ship combat makes the rest of the game worth tolerating
"It's only because I'm an old who has hung out with an old and drank a single drink worth more than entire college nights out"