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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I love you, Drunk History. I love you more than anyone.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    i got called out for the ice bucket challenge on facebook.
    am ignoring it.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    "With the latest Frostbite Engine technology you can mod in breast and butt physics to your hearts content! 10/10!" - IGN

    Bless your heart.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    "With the latest Frostbite Engine technology you can mod in breast and butt physics to your hearts content! 10/10!" - IGN

    archeage comes with that is why best mmo

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    ...

    if you do this then you have to use nominal wage figures too

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    which is really dumb

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i got called out for the ice bucket challenge on facebook.
    am ignoring it.

    respond to the post with a vine of you swimming with the deal with it sunglasses on

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    override367 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    "With the latest Frostbite Engine technology you can mod in breast and butt physics to your hearts content! 10/10!" - IGN

    archeage comes with that is why best mmo

    I watched some Archeage and it was like, wow this looks like the most grindy korean snoozefest ever.

    Bless your heart.
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    Because statistically none of us are making enough money, probably, there are actually probably a lot of programmers / computer science people on here which would throw off that.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

    how do you figure?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

    how do you figure?

    or rather

    i would have 3x the purchasing power

    according to that calculator

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Boss just came by:

    Hey, I just saw that both you and {only other dude on the team} are both out for vacation the 28th and 29th

    Yup

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I'm a billionaire.

    Now who wants to take me out for dinner?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Boss just came by:

    Hey, I just saw that both you and {only other dude on the team} are both out for vacation the 28th and 29th

    Yup

    Have you tried dumping a bucket of ice on him?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I love you, Drunk History. I love you more than anyone.

    I'm telling Rad! *snitches*

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    "With the latest Frostbite Engine technology you can mod in breast and butt physics to your hearts content! 10/10!" - IGN

    archeage comes with that is why best mmo

    I watched some Archeage and it was like, wow this looks like the most grindy korean snoozefest ever.

    it really is, for about 30 hours

    then you have pirate battles

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i thought vanguard would be ready to fight about the "you're" but i guess things are different now

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2z2lTUR5Ao

    this isn't even really parody

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    which is really dumb

    No u r

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i thought vanguard would be ready to fight about the "you're" but i guess things are different now

    ain't nobody got time for punctuation gooey

    i need to go back in time and fight my parents and take their job

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Yay car is fixed! Won't have to take the bus after today.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    PotatoNinja wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I actually have no idea how to min-max my doods in Fire Emblem ok

    Evidenced by the fact that I have restarted this one SUPER LONG fight like 4 times this morning alone

    I don't understand these fucking pairing guides

    Olivia and Kellam are just cute together because they're shy why can't they just be in love

    How to mix-max doods in Fire Emblem:

    Step 1: Carefully research pairing guide to make sure everyone can get optimal skill setups after 30 hours of grinding DLC maps.

    Step 2: What? Replaying the same DLC map over and over? Fucking why?

    Step 3: So I can have a party so strong 99% of the game is painfully boring? That's my reward for picking supports based on optimization?

    Step 4: Fuck that.

    Step 5: Base support pairings on rad-quality of conversations. Save Nomi for whoever you like least because Chris Hansen.

    Step 6: Just have Chrom, Lissa, and Avatar murder the fuck out of everyone.

    for real. I also don't have any DLC maps. Should I purchase the DLC bundles? There are two I believe.

    I am waiting for Lissa to make it to level 20 and then I will master seal her ass into the most badass war cleric

    There's a bunch of bundles.

    fucking hell.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

    how do you figure?

    I was basing it on what my parents we making at my age.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    TUCSON Ariz. (Reuters) - A 9-year-old girl accidentally shot and killed her shooting instructor at an Arizona range with an Israeli-made Uzi submachine gun when the weapon's strong recoil caused her to lose control of her aim, police said on Tuesday.

    So, uh, yeah. That's a thing that happens apparently.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    "With the latest Frostbite Engine technology you can mod in breast and butt physics to your hearts content! 10/10!" - IGN

    archeage comes with that is why best mmo

    I watched some Archeage and it was like, wow this looks like the most grindy korean snoozefest ever.

    Yeah but for $150 you can be a premium member and help them fix bugs in the alpha.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Well until the brake line on the other back tire breaks. Then I'll die in a fiery crash.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    How much does it cost in time/money to get from NY to the airport in Newark?

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am torn between angrily paying this convenience fee and trying to find an actual check to get bank information from.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

    how do you figure?

    or rather

    i would have 3x the purchasing power

    according to that calculator

    but...salaries in 1980 were a fraction of what they are in 2014...and decades of inflation... i dont understand...unless...
    ...
    Is chat pro gold standard now?

    END THE FED
    WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    @Gooey

    Deebaser on
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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    TUCSON Ariz. (Reuters) - A 9-year-old girl accidentally shot and killed her shooting instructor at an Arizona range with an Israeli-made Uzi submachine gun when the weapon's strong recoil caused her to lose control of her aim, police said on Tuesday.

    So, uh, yeah. That's a thing that happens apparently.

    I just what is this I don't even. What the fuck?!

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Quid wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    "With the latest Frostbite Engine technology you can mod in breast and butt physics to your hearts content! 10/10!" - IGN

    archeage comes with that is why best mmo

    I watched some Archeage and it was like, wow this looks like the most grindy korean snoozefest ever.

    Yeah but for $150 you can be a premium member and help them fix bugs in the alpha.

    But hasn't the game been out for YEARS technically? Edit: Wiki says Jan 2013.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Well until the brake line on the other back tire breaks. Then I'll die in a fiery crash.

    Ohh

    This is a prequel, isn't it?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    TUCSON Ariz. (Reuters) - A 9-year-old girl accidentally shot and killed her shooting instructor at an Arizona range with an Israeli-made Uzi submachine gun when the weapon's strong recoil caused her to lose control of her aim, police said on Tuesday.

    So, uh, yeah. That's a thing that happens apparently.

    Yeah this is not the first story I've seen involving a small child killing someone because it turns out Uzis are Uzis.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

    how do you figure?

    or rather

    i would have 3x the purchasing power

    according to that calculator
    that calculator isn't describing that

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Want to be mad about how much you're parents made / how much you actually should be making? http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

    holy shit i am ready to fight

    why are we mad?

    i would be making 3x what i am now

    how do you figure?

    or rather

    i would have 3x the purchasing power

    according to that calculator

    but...salaries in 1980 were a fraction of what they are in 2014...and decades of inflation... i dont understand...unless...
    ...
    Is chat pro gold standard now?

    END THE FED
    WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    @Gooey

    No

    We are bimetallism
    @gooby

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    TUCSON Ariz. (Reuters) - A 9-year-old girl accidentally shot and killed her shooting instructor at an Arizona range with an Israeli-made Uzi submachine gun when the weapon's strong recoil caused her to lose control of her aim, police said on Tuesday.

    So, uh, yeah. That's a thing that happens apparently.

    a crazy number of people are killed in the US each year due to "accidental discharge" of guns

    IIRC it's more per year from just the accidents than died on 9/11

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    I have no idea what my folks made in the long long ago.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    YOU GUYS ARE DOING MATH WRONG
    I MEAN IF YOURE GOING TO USE A FIAT BASED CURRENCY CREATED BY THE LIZARD BANKERS THEN AT LEAST CALCULATE IT RIGHT

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