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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    "Blameless Cleric"‌ Belasco32‌ DemonStacey‌

    Based on the awesomes received earlier you three get signaled on this, because I'm home and managed to find a picture. This is the snake I was talking about earlier:
    Lampropeltis_zonata_multicincta.jpg

    Those things are absurdly pretty when moving. They slither pretty fast so everything kind of runs together in a really neat pattern.

    It took me forever to find that picture despite the name being "California mountain kingsnake" ><

    The South African Tree Snake is also very pretty. Not as colourful, but it has large anime eyes.

    Or was the the Grass Snake? I can't never tell those apart.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Oh also they eat rattlesnakes. So they're like, super fucking awesome. They're immune to the venom and I was told as a kid that they will fight rattlesnakes by grabbing the throat and spinning them around until they suffocate.

    GethBlameless ClericDemonStacey
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Dad is get me coffee from good coffee place.

    Best dad NA

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    Belasco32
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    I wonder what the mechanism for venom immunity is. I used to know what rattlesnake venom acted on too. Urgh.

  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Geth has opinions...

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    just got a weird voicemail from someone asking if I wanted to build a snowman. They used my name and said "we used to be best buddies." it was from a restricted number.

    really weird???

    So It Goes on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    is this like some frozen joke or something

    MortiousBelasco32cB557
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    just got a weird voicemail from someone asking if I wanted to build a snowman. They used my name and said "we used to be best buddies." it was from a restricted number.

    really weird???

    Sounds like a Frozen reference.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    DemonStaceyspool32Belasco32cB557
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I dislike getting weird shit like that on my phone.

    MortiouscB557
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    That is weird SiG I would not like it.

    Cinders
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    So a few years back, there was this viral video of a guy driving a Veyron into a lake. Hell, here it is.



    At first the guy claimed it was to dodge a bird. Then that video went viral. Then he claimed he was looking for his phone. Well the insurance company didn't buy that and now he's looking at jail time for wire fraud/insurance fraud. Apparently he did this deliberately after trying to hire someone to torch the car so he could collect the insurance money.

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    @Blameless Cleric

    You has akita and does not give my babby akita her rightful awesome.

    omg

    we beefin

    we beefin girl

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I dislike getting weird shit like that on my phone.

    Hopefully it's just a friend that thought it would be a funny way to reach out.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I dislike getting weird shit like that on my phone.

    Hopefully it's just a friend that thought it would be a funny way to reach out.

    I didn't recognize the voice at all, and the restricted number is creepy.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Spinning music in 15 minutes, one hour of practice

    @desc @y2jake215‌ @TehSloth‌ @dlinfiniti‌ @Elki‌

    l924slkw5opz.jpg

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I dislike getting weird shit like that on my phone.

    Hopefully it's just a friend that thought it would be a funny way to reach out.

    I didn't recognize the voice at all, and the restricted number is creepy.

    Voice thing is concerning, but it might just be someone you haven't spoken to in a while.

    The restricted number could just be someone using a work phone?

    Anyway, hopefully it's just a one off thing.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Or maybe you have a long lost sister.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    spool32
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Made it home with 2% left on my phone.

  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    Huh

    I THOUGHT I was missing one of my facebook friends, but I couldn't figure out who it was.

    It was my sister in law. Hmm.

    Oh well I guess.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i had a milk snake named snakey for a while in college

    i had to let him go free because my mom said she wouldn't let me in the house with him when i came home that break
    n4t881y7b27f.jpg

    he wasn't nearly this pretty (he was just a little snakelet) but i hope he is doing okay :'(

    919UOwT.png
    ShivahnNecoCindersemnmnmeDemonStaceycB557
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard

    skippydumptruckGooeyNecoBlameless Clericspool32DemonStaceyBelasco32cB557
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I don't like people playin on my phone

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    skippydumptruckElkiRedTide
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    poor babby snake. :(

    DemonStaceycB557
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I've been casually browsing box office returns for movies all day.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth_of_a_Nation#Box_office_performance
    Griffith's budget started at US$40,000, but the film finally cost $112,000. As a result, Griffith had to seek new sources of capital for his film. A ticket to the film cost a record $2 ... [Film historian Richard Schickel] concludes that "Birth certainly generated more than $60 million in box-office business in its first run."

    Damn.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Garter snakes are awesome and are busy taking on extremely toxic newts.
    http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2008/03/10/immune-snakes-outrun-toxic-newts-in-evolutionary-a/
    Charles Hanifin from Utah State University has found one such example among garter snakes and newts living along North America’s west coast. Even though some of the newts pack one of the most powerful poisons used by any animal, they still fall prey to garter snakes that have evolved extreme levels of resistance to them. In some locations, the snakes’ immunity is so complete that the not a single newt is poisonous enough to overwhelm them.

    Snake v. newt

    The three species of newts from the genus Taricha defend themselves with a lethal poison called tetrodotoxin. It kills by plugging up molecular pores on the surface of nerve and muscle cells that act as channels for sodium ions. If these ions are denied passage, nerve cells can’t fire and muscles can’t contract. The heart stops, breathing becomes impossible and death soon follows. There is no antidote.

    The skin of a single newt is laced with enough tetrodotoxin to kill 10-20 humans, or thousands of mice. But not the common garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis); some individuals have become immune to tetrodotoxin, by changing the structure of their sodium channels so that the poison no longer blocks them.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Somehow fma made a dude with a sword fight a tank and it was amazing

    I don't want to watch this show my heart is broken why are you making it sound good.

    you should do it

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I don't like people playin on my phone

    They'll see your dick pics

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
    Variable
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Garter snakes are awesome and are busy taking on extremely toxic newts.
    http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2008/03/10/immune-snakes-outrun-toxic-newts-in-evolutionary-a/
    Charles Hanifin from Utah State University has found one such example among garter snakes and newts living along North America’s west coast. Even though some of the newts pack one of the most powerful poisons used by any animal, they still fall prey to garter snakes that have evolved extreme levels of resistance to them. In some locations, the snakes’ immunity is so complete that the not a single newt is poisonous enough to overwhelm them.

    Snake v. newt

    The three species of newts from the genus Taricha defend themselves with a lethal poison called tetrodotoxin. It kills by plugging up molecular pores on the surface of nerve and muscle cells that act as channels for sodium ions. If these ions are denied passage, nerve cells can’t fire and muscles can’t contract. The heart stops, breathing becomes impossible and death soon follows. There is no antidote.

    The skin of a single newt is laced with enough tetrodotoxin to kill 10-20 humans, or thousands of mice. But not the common garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis); some individuals have become immune to tetrodotoxin, by changing the structure of their sodium channels so that the poison no longer blocks them.

    That toxin is super awesome and a hugely important tool in neuroscience.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    @Blameless Cleric

    You has akita and does not give my babby akita her rightful awesome.

    omg

    we beefin

    we beefin girl

    What I didn't notice. What. *goes back*

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    "Blameless Cleric"‌

    You has akita and does not give my babby akita her rightful awesome.

    omg

    we beefin

    we beefin girl

    What I didn't notice. What. *goes back*

    Too late, got your first chat beef.

    CindersDemonStaceyspool32Belasco32
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i'm in a corporate law class and i still can't tell whether this professor is hardcore randian or just messing around

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    sig are you playing wow yet

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i am mad

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Lookit dese puppies.

    Lookit dem wrassle.

    @‌Cinders

    a0lqh9a20cka.jpg

    I think this is it that is Akita in the back yes??? AWESOME.

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    DemonStacey
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    @Blameless Cleric

    You has akita and does not give my babby akita her rightful awesome.

    omg

    we beefin

    we beefin girl

    What I didn't notice. What. *goes back*

    If you don't watch The Wire, we might start beefin as well.

    DemonStaceykedinik
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So a few years back, there was this viral video of a guy driving a Veyron into a lake. Hell, here it is.

    At first the guy claimed it was to dodge a bird. Then that video went viral. Then he claimed he was looking for his phone. Well the insurance company didn't buy that and now he's looking at jail time for wire fraud/insurance fraud. Apparently he did this deliberately after trying to hire someone to torch the car so he could collect the insurance money.

    Heh.

    In the news here is this guy, convicted of dangerous driving for riding like a knobend (no idea if the skip to time works with the embedding, you're looking for two minutes in, just after he passes the two riders in front of him):



    Money quote from his statement to the Magistrate's Court: "I was in full control until I hit the fence. I drove into the fence to avoid a collision."

    japan on
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    @Blameless Cleric

    You has akita and does not give my babby akita her rightful awesome.

    omg

    we beefin

    we beefin girl

    What I didn't notice. What. *goes back*

    If you don't watch The Wire, we might start beefin as well.

    We may simply have to beef because it is low on my list of Must Watches :(

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Lookit dese puppies.

    Lookit dem wrassle.

    @‌Cinders

    a0lqh9a20cka.jpg

    I think this is it that is Akita in the back yes??? AWESOME.

    Alright. I will lower your beef level down to a manageable 'mild' for now.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    Alright. I will lower your beef level down to a manageable 'medium rare' for now.

    PowerpuppiesDemonStacey
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