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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    alcohol does sux

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Republicans have released a platformer, starring a elephant named Giopi.

    Capture12.jpg


    http://www.missionmajority.com/

    The elephant isn't wearing any pants!

    Apparently the GOP has no problem with pantsless elephants running around with their trunks hanging out.

    What's next!?

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    alcohol is great

    throw a dent into it

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Right

    soda

    We believe yall.

    We have to be at the airport at 4am so, alcohol would be inadvisable + cost money

    Plus you are underage, young lady

    *is totally a responsible adult*

    Actually in Texas I can drink with my parents' supervision totally legally

    Oh!

    I

    Um...

    Go to your room.

    But I don't. 99% of alcohol is terrible and I feel no motivation to 'get used' to something I don't feel like I'm missing out on by not doing.

    Also YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU'RE JUST SOME KIND OF WHALEICORN

    Even I'm not sure exactly what I am!

    And I approve of this stance on alcohol, because it's the one I had around your age :)

    I think I had my first drink when I was 20?

    And my last when I was 27 :D

    Alcohol has it's uses, like all recreational drugs

    But, you know

    It's an individual thing whether or not you find any benefit from using it!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Oh hey you can skip unskippable youtube ads by hitting refresh until it decides to play the video immediately

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Why am tense and shaky?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    gim i didn't know you had 152 terabytes of highly illegal porn

    No, of course I don't.

    Rapidly approaching...no comment.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    But I don't. 99% of alcohol is terrible

    false

    I only like ciders, hard lemonade, one kind of strawberry beer and then.. lambic.

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Conversely, a female with impaired judgment may possibly have sex with a male accountant.

    Indeed. :P

    let he who hasn't drunkenly had sex with a male accountant cast the first stone
    edit:

    never sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" with an accountant

    because he will count all of them

    safeguard 45: Never rely on accountants to provide humor

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I don't drink for the taste. I mean, I like most alcohol, but I'll drink coors if it's all I have.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    but that one percent is beautiful

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I like drink that tastes not shitty.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Republicans have released a platformer, starring a elephant named Giopi.

    Capture12.jpg


    http://www.missionmajority.com/

    Can't tell if joke...

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    A good, dark stout is the Lord's intended way.

    I mean, I suppose after wine.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes Geth

    Tell me more about Page 100.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    doot doot

    le doot

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Being drunk makes everything seem even more absurd to me.

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Conversely, a female with impaired judgment may possibly have sex with a male accountant.

    Indeed. :P

    let he who hasn't drunkenly had sex with a male accountant cast the first stone
    edit:

    never sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" with an accountant

    because he will count all of them

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    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was blasting along at warp 3.4

    @emnmnme will create the new thread
    @Shivahn is backup

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