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DADDY ISSUES (also itt hells of player-hatin' on mormons)

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
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    SON YOU WILL RECEIVE TEN SWATS WITH THE BELT

    THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO RECITE THE BOOKS OF THE BIBLE IN THE PROPER ORDER

    NO MALACHI DOES NOT COME BEFORE EXODUS

    YOU HAD BETTER GET THIS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR SIXTH BIRTHDAY OR YOUR BOTTOM WILL BE RAW

    150cc on
  • Rectal ExpulsionRectal Expulsion Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Any band you can describe with a word ending with core, usually sucks.

    Debatable.

    Rectal Expulsion on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Any band you can describe with a word ending with core, usually sucks.

    Debatable.

    debate your side then

    Raneados on
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    god what is the problem christians have with gay dudes?

    man they just trying to be

    "We don't hate the sinners, we just hate the sin"

    But if that were actually true

    They would actually be nice to gay people instead of being buttsnatches to them

    150cc on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man that kid is stupid is he thinks malachai is before exodus

    i haven't read the bible in years and malachai is like near new testament

    Zephyr on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The guitarist for norma jean's big "move" or whatever is to climb upside down on the rafters and play his repetitive shit like that for a bit.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    god what is the problem christians have with gay dudes?

    man they just trying to be

    Man, I hear you.

    Let's all just fuckin' party til the break of dawn.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My mom talked about how to never visit some town in Massachusetts.

    Because she was maybe one of two straight couples.

    And it was like "being black."

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  • Rectal ExpulsionRectal Expulsion Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Any band you can describe with a word ending with core, usually sucks.

    Debatable.

    debate your side then

    There are good bands that can be described as "-core", whether erroneously or not

    but reeling off a list of bands I like will probably be met with boo's and hisses and very little interest

    Rectal Expulsion on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    EMOCORE
    SCREAMOCORE
    HARDCORE
    DEATHCORE

    All shit.

    Dublo7 on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    The worst thing my mother has ever said is "Yeah, I don't get gay people."

    She's a sweetheart.

    "I can accept that some people are just gay. That's how they are. Some people are schizophrenic. The brain is complicated, full of chemicals, and some people are just wired different. But bisexuals? They're just selfish and confused. It's a state of sexual immaturity, and I hope they at least find a more stable life."

    that was my mom

    thanks mom

    you're wonderful.

    Pony on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My mom talked about how to never visit some town in Massachusetts.

    Because she was maybe one of two straight couples.

    And it was like "being black."

    What fucking town is this?

    Critical on
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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    EMOCORE
    SCREAMOCORE
    HARDCORE
    DEATHCORE

    All shit.

    emocore and screamocore aren't genres

    and you're a moron

    but music is subjective so bleh

    Zephyr on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man a couple girlfriends back had an extremely catholic family

    and im not really all about religion at all

    so our relationship runs its course and i eventually tell her to fuck off

    and like a week later i see her fatehr in the grocery store, and we sort of get into a conversation

    and he ends up pulling out his wallet and inside he has a crucifix and he says he keeps it "right next to a picture of his baby to keep her safe at all times"


    so i look at him and say, yea i keep her virginity behind my old debit cards in my wallet cause it isnt that worth that much to me

    then i walked off

    tugga on
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My mom talked about how to never visit some town in Massachusetts.

    Because she was maybe one of two straight couples.

    And it was like "being black."
    Provincetown.

    It's really not that bad.

    slow on
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
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    YOUNG LADY

    IF I EVER CATCH YOU LISTENING TO THAT GREEN DAYS AGAIN YOU WILL LOSE YOUR MUSIC PRIVILEGES

    I WILL NOT STAND FOR MUSIC THAT CELEBRATES SODOMY AND THE CREATION OF BASTARD CHILDREN

    NOW GO PUT YOUR BILL GAITHER ALBUM INTO THAT PLAYER AND LET'S SING SOME HYMNS

    150cc on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my family is mormon D:

    when my batshit crazy grandma found out i wasn't mormon anymore she sat there gaping like a fish, then said in a voice that sounded forced:

    "Don't worry, you're still my granddaughter."

    haha, as if i care.

    Belruel on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i grew up going to mass almost every week.

    i went to catholic schools, all the way from kindergarten to the end of high school.

    i've done all the sacraments of initiation (baptism, communion, confirmation) and i've done the sacraments of healing (reconcilation, penance, anointing of the sick).

    and yet

    i've also had bris, bar mitzvah, and i celebrate the jewish holidays.

    i'm as much jewish as i am catholic, if not more so a jew.

    You lead people on like this, you know

    Tossrock on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    pony your mom is a nutball

    Raneados on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    The worst thing my mother has ever said is "Yeah, I don't get gay people."

    She's a sweetheart.

    "I can accept that some people are just gay. That's how they are. Some people are schizophrenic. The brain is complicated, full of chemicals, and some people are just wired different. But bisexuals? They're just selfish and confused. It's a state of sexual immaturity, and I hope they at least find a more stable life."

    that was my mom

    thanks mom

    you're wonderful.

    Yee-owch, dude.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I apparently have no taste in music though.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    well you don't

    Zephyr on
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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Man tugga that is harsh

    You said that to her dad

    Man tugga

    Them's cojones

    Has anyone here had one of those stereotypical Christian girlfriends that is all NO NO CANNOT HAVE PENIS ENTER VAGINA but who is a total raunch machine once drinking anything

    150cc on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    The worst thing my mother has ever said is "Yeah, I don't get gay people."

    She's a sweetheart.

    "I can accept that some people are just gay. That's how they are. Some people are schizophrenic. The brain is complicated, full of chemicals, and some people are just wired different. But bisexuals? They're just selfish and confused. It's a state of sexual immaturity, and I hope they at least find a more stable life."

    that was my mom

    thanks mom

    you're wonderful.

    my parents said almost the exact same thing.

    Belruel on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Man tugga that is harsh

    You said that to her dad

    Man tugga

    Them's cojones

    Has anyone here had one of those stereotypical Christian girlfriends that is all NO NO CANNOT HAVE PENIS ENTER VAGINA but who is a total raunch machine once drinking anything

    i had like 8 inches and about forty pounds on her dad to be fair

    and she was a cunt

    tugga on
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    my family is mormon D:

    when my batshit crazy grandma found out i wasn't mormon anymore she sat there gaping like a fish, then said in a voice that sounded forced:

    "Don't worry, you're still my granddaughter."

    haha, as if i care.

    Belruel do you still wear the sacred underpants

    They will protect you from harm you know

    (for serious how did you stop being a mormon, that is pretty near impossible to be able to do)

    150cc on
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    The worst thing my mother has ever said is "Yeah, I don't get gay people."

    She's a sweetheart.
    "I can accept that some people are just gay. That's how they are. Some people are schizophrenic. The brain is complicated, full of chemicals, and some people are just wired different. But bisexuals? They're just selfish and confused. It's a state of sexual immaturity, and I hope they at least find a more stable life."

    that was my mom

    thanks mom

    you're wonderful.
    Your mom is awesome.

    slow on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    well you don't

    Just because I don't like the jazz musics isn't it?

    Or the punk.

    Or the Pink Floyds.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Religion in my family has always been something that's "done".

    No particular reason to it, doesn't matter which church you go to, as long as you go somewhere because that's what's "done".

    Kinda weird way to look at religion I think.

    Marshmallow on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    well you don't

    Just because I don't like the jazz musics isn't it?

    Or the punk.

    Or the Pink Floyds.

    or the hippity hoppin bippity boppin

    Zephyr on
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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Man tugga that is harsh

    You said that to her dad

    Man tugga

    Them's cojones

    Has anyone here had one of those stereotypical Christian girlfriends that is all NO NO CANNOT HAVE PENIS ENTER VAGINA but who is a total raunch machine once drinking anything

    i had like 8 inches and about forty pounds on her dad to be fair

    and she was a cunt

    in what way was she one tuggers

    150cc on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Man tugga that is harsh

    You said that to her dad

    Man tugga

    Them's cojones

    Has anyone here had one of those stereotypical Christian girlfriends that is all NO NO CANNOT HAVE PENIS ENTER VAGINA but who is a total raunch machine once drinking anything

    oh man

    in high school i got so many blowjobs, handers, and anal ridin' from this mindset

    "i'm still a virgin if it's in my ass" is their line of thinkin', i guess.

    eh.

    Pony on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a deist.

    No one ever knows what the hell I mean.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm a deist.

    No one ever knows what the hell I mean.
    cares*

    slow on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One Fi'tty how much of these funny posts come from personal experience?

    As7 on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Here I thought this was going to be about Living Sacrifice or Stavesacre.

    cj iwakura on
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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm a douche.

    No one ever knows what the hell I mean.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Religion in my family has always been something that's "done".

    No particular reason to it, doesn't matter which church you go to, as long as you go somewhere because that's what's "done".

    Kinda weird way to look at religion I think.

    One summer during college I was staying at my family's house

    I used to go to church with my friend in the afternoon at his church

    My family went in the morning one day and when they came home from church my dad threatened me saying

    IF YOU WILL NOT GO TO CHURCH IN THE MORNING THEN YOU WILL NOT BE WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE

    BUT DAD I AM GOING TO GO IN ABOUT THREE HOURS WITH MY FRIEND

    THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN THIS FAMILY AND WE GO IN THE MORNING AND I AM TIRED OF THE TERRIBLE EXAMPLE YOU ARE SETTING FOR YOUR BROTHERS

    BUT I AM STILL GOING TO GO TO CHURCH I AM JUST GOING TO DO IT LATER TODAY

    YOU WILL GO TO CHURCH IN THE MORNING OR YOU CAN PACK UP YOUR THINGS

    this is not embellished in the least

    150cc on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Man tugga that is harsh

    You said that to her dad

    Man tugga

    Them's cojones

    Has anyone here had one of those stereotypical Christian girlfriends that is all NO NO CANNOT HAVE PENIS ENTER VAGINA but who is a total raunch machine once drinking anything

    i had like 8 inches and about forty pounds on her dad to be fair

    and she was a cunt

    in what way was she one tuggers

    the one who didnt realize that i had a full time job that paid not so very much and i dont have the money to be buying you steak dinners 3 times a week

    and she tried to get me to go to mass and i was all 'WHOOOOAAAAAAA been nice.'

    tugga on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    my family is mormon D:

    when my batshit crazy grandma found out i wasn't mormon anymore she sat there gaping like a fish, then said in a voice that sounded forced:

    "Don't worry, you're still my granddaughter."

    haha, as if i care.

    Belruel do you still wear the sacred underpants

    They will protect you from harm you know

    (for serious how did you stop being a mormon, that is pretty near impossible to be able to do)

    they still try and get me back, if they ever really start being obsessive again i'll just get excommunicated and shut their mouths. my parents still call it "the church" (as in "he is a member of "the church") and talk to me as though i am a member. but oh man, am i ever not.

    Belruel on
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