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Doom comes to [chat]

simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered User regular
edited September 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
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PUNY MORTALS

YOU SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE DOOM

DOOM IS UNAMUSED BY THE DENIZENS OF [CHAT]

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DOOM KNOWS YOUR EVERY MOVE

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DOOM CANNOT BE HELD AT BAY

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DOOM COMES FOR YOUR MOST HALLOWED TRADITIONS

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BUT PERHAPS YOU MAY STILL LIVE

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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    Doom is just so better than I am!

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Where's my money honey?

    Really?

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    warning: butt
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    no words

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    I was just watching some eps of Avengers: EMH on Netflix Sunday night. God I wish they had never cancelled that show. *sigh*

    desc wrote: »
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I agree with Bogart. Petty insults aren't something Doom should be doing for any old reason. In a fit of fury at Reed, sure. Because someone he considers beneath him talked back? That ain't how Doom handles people beneath him. He has people to acknowledge the existence of those people for him.

    Doom's too busy with his swagger for that shit.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I was just watching some eps of Avengers: EMH on Netflix Sunday night. God I wish they had never cancelled that show. *sigh*

    Jeph Loeb is a such a dick bag

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Where's my money honey?

    Really?

    Listen up jive turkey

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi86yeXB9pI

    Best part of this cartoon

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Where's my money honey?

    Really?

    Listen up jive turkey

    Sweet Christmas!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    New Doctor Who is almost ten years old. That is kind of amazing. Teenagers walking around who have childhood memories of Daleks on TV mingling with 30, 40, 50 and 60 year olds who have the same tingly nostalgia for them.

    We should band together and destroy our natural enemies, the kids who grew up in the 90's, bereft of Who.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Is Doom supposed to be hammy? What's going on here

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I just saw Geth is now tracking posts per time on thread closure?

    Big Data Alert!

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    doom is about improbably grandiose aims and wagnerian melodramas, which is why being taken down squirrel girl is funny

    but I get that some writers cannot really pull that off

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Is Doom supposed to be hammy? What's going on here

    Generally no but when a writer pokes fun at him it usually sticks out because of that.

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    lured by the siren call of Doom
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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Doom is legitimately my favorite character in comics.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    The gods have seen fit to bless us with more days of sun, warmth and yoga pants

    Life is very sweet, brother
    Who would wish to die?

    Abdhyius on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Also I am sad that Richards presumably repeatedly screwed up Doom's plans in that cartoon.

    Dude was literally was aiming to end world hunger and disease and Richards was presumably all "Noooooo!" because he wanted to solve those problems.

    Quid on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    I'd love to see doom go head to head against the avengers on the big screen

    but it will never happen because fox owns the rights to doom.

    FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    bendis has had several swings at writing a powerful character with a contemptuous, alien perspective in his Powers series, not set in the MU or DCU

    not really Doom stuff though

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Quid wrote: »
    Also I am sad that Richards presumably repeatedly screwed up Doom's plans in that cartoon.

    Dude was literally was aiming to end world hunger and disease and Richards was presumably all "Noooooo!" because he wanted to solve those problems.

    Superscientists never do anything useful in comics. "I have cured the disease of the week that was threatening to wipe us all out. Cure cancer? FUCK YOU!"

    Couscous on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    One reason Bendis Doom doesn't work is that he seems incredibly petty and coarse. Cow-mouth? What? These are your captives, Doom, you know better than to scream at them as if they're still a threat.

    He's like a grumpy Mole Man in that panel.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Also I am sad that Richards presumably repeatedly screwed up Doom's plans in that cartoon.

    Dude was literally was aiming to end world hunger and disease and Richards was presumably all "Noooooo!" because he wanted to solve those problems.

    Superscientists never do anything useful in comics. "I have cure the disease of the week that was threatening to wipe us all out. Cure cancer? FUCK YOU!"

    If only they would listen to Doom.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Also I am sad that Richards presumably repeatedly screwed up Doom's plans in that cartoon.

    Dude was literally was aiming to end world hunger and disease and Richards was presumably all "Noooooo!" because he wanted to solve those problems.

    At what cost, Quid. At what cost?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Where's the cancer cure, Lex?

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Also I am sad that Richards presumably repeatedly screwed up Doom's plans in that cartoon.

    Dude was literally was aiming to end world hunger and disease and Richards was presumably all "Noooooo!" because he wanted to solve those problems.

    At what cost, Quid. At what cost?

    Knowing Doom

    Probably extending mandatory education in to people's 30s and mandating everyone be proficient with at least two instruments.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    Where's the cancer cure, Lex?

    Superman must pay for causing him to lose his hair first.

    Lex's motivation has been terrible for most of the time his character has existed.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Ughhhhh outdoor temp has dropped 30 degrees in 2 days but AC in building has not been adjusted

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I mean doesn't the Baxter Building run on like infinite power?

    Like just the idea of a cheap infinite power source is basically society changing in a mind blowing way.

    Yes, let us remove all needs for fossil fuels and remove one of the biggest constraints on society.

    I mean at least they show Tony in the MCU trying to expand his awesome energy plant.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I mean doesn't the Baxter Building run on like infinite power?

    Like just the idea of a cheap infinite power source is basically society changing in a mind blowing way.

    Yes, let us remove all needs for fossil fuels and remove one of the biggest constraints on society.

    I mean at least they show Tony in the MCU trying to expand his awesome energy plant.

    He is too busy having science adventures on the moon and elsewhere that he probably never bothers to publish in a scientific journal.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Free electricity would change the world so fast, it'd be crazy, I can't even imagine where it would end up.
    It leads to transport and heat immediately, which would free up a large amount of money, and have a good impact on global warming.
    It'd heavily impact consumer goods, since with enough energy a whole lot things become viable.
    The biggest constraint then probably becomes areable land, though even that is lessened.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2014
    You kind of have to just swallow complaints that the big brains haven't solved world hunger and the like. No, it doesn't make sense when you think about it logically, but pipe down because that's the entrance fee for the superhero universe. Whenever they try and story it out or provide an excuse it sounds dumb as hell

    The Golden Age DC heroes didn't beat the Nazis in two seconds flat because *ahem* Adolf had the Spear of Destiny mumble mumble would have mind-controlled the heroes if they'd set foot in Europe hmm yes I know.

    Civil War came about because superhero fights cause massive collateral damage and we only just noticed ummm what will heroes do after Civil War you say hmm well beat up bad guys and knock down buildings I guess oh wait.

    Bogart on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Sweet! One of our drivers makes homemade teriyaki beef jerkey so I got a bag for $10. So, so gooooood.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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