You know what I really appreciate? The fact that there's multiple popular cartoons for boys these days that address what are healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with romantic rejection.
I hope it means that boys growing up with stuff like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls will be less horrible than many of our peers.
I've not seen much of Adventure Time, only the first two seasons, but I like that they deal with gay romances as well!
You know what I really appreciate? The fact that there's multiple popular cartoons for boys these days that address what are healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with romantic rejection.
I hope it means that boys growing up with stuff like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls will be less horrible than many of our peers.
very much this:
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely
It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely
It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely
It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this(not by much mind you), maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely
It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this(not by much mind you), maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
You know what I really appreciate? The fact that there's multiple popular cartoons for boys these days that address what are healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with romantic rejection.
I hope it means that boys growing up with stuff like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls will be less horrible than many of our peers.
I've not seen much of Adventure Time, only the first two seasons, but I like that they deal with gay romances as well!
Eh, only kind of. It's a little bothersome that they can have two characters who the creators pretty definitely intend to have had a homosexual relationship in the past, but they're not able to explicitly say that on the show at all.
You know what I really appreciate? The fact that there's multiple popular cartoons for boys these days that address what are healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with romantic rejection.
I hope it means that boys growing up with stuff like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls will be less horrible than many of our peers.
I've not seen much of Adventure Time, only the first two seasons, but I like that they deal with gay romances as well!
Eh, only kind of. It's a little bothersome that they can have two characters who the creators pretty definitely intend to have had a homosexual relationship in the past, but they're not able to explicitly say that on the show at all.
You know what I really appreciate? The fact that there's multiple popular cartoons for boys these days that address what are healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with romantic rejection.
I hope it means that boys growing up with stuff like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls will be less horrible than many of our peers.
I've not seen much of Adventure Time, only the first two seasons, but I like that they deal with gay romances as well!
Eh, only kind of. It's a little bothersome that they can have two characters who the creators pretty definitely intend to have had a homosexual relationship in the past, but they're not able to explicitly say that on the show at all.
but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely
It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
"The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!"
"p.s. close the borders"
These are new additions to the copy pasta. I can't say I particularly care for either of them.
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but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely
It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
"The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!"
"p.s. close the borders"
These are new additions to the copy pasta. I can't say I particularly care for either of them.
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Did you put a hole in the drywall?
I've not seen much of Adventure Time, only the first two seasons, but I like that they deal with gay romances as well!
When you do it right, it looks like a plate of spaghetti.
My wall looks exactly the same as it did before. My hand fucking hurts, though!
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I literally injured myself.
Have you truly rebelled against Will?
Unless Icy changed it, he isn't displaying the thread cut off thing anymore. So he's in rebellion. Quick, protect Sarah Conner!
I gave you a Crackle because you cracked your hand.
WE WILL ALL DIE FOR IT
It's GONE now.
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this(not by much mind you), maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this(not by much mind you), maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.
Eh, only kind of. It's a little bothersome that they can have two characters who the creators pretty definitely intend to have had a homosexual relationship in the past, but they're not able to explicitly say that on the show at all.
Eh, only kind of. It's a little bothersome that they can have two characters who the creators pretty definitely intend to have had a homosexual relationship in the past, but they're not able to explicitly say that on the show at all.
Seems really hard to do well
Seems really hard to do well
it's ren and stimpy all over again
Because someone gave Icy the batsignal! Now Tube is punishing us!
"The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!"
"p.s. close the borders"
These are new additions to the copy pasta. I can't say I particularly care for either of them.
"The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!"
"p.s. close the borders"
These are new additions to the copy pasta. I can't say I particularly care for either of them.