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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    I wish I was scarier.

    A couple feet taller.

    A more menacing gaze.

    and more baller?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Got a date with a girl who's 5'11" on Wednesday. I better stand up real tall because I'm only 5'11" and 3/4". She's totally gonna be wearing heels and be taller than I am.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Jesus fuck. The new development in my neighborhood is going to add 1700 units. There are dozens of other smaller buildings being developed over the next 24 months. We only have one subway line.

    SAND HALP
    SAND TRAINS
    "Shazkar Shadowstorm"‌

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    actually regeneration will probably cause some gentrification + pricing out of people who take public transport anyway

    Doubtful. You have to be a mega baller to not need to rely on public transportation around here. If anything I suspect it will price out a lot of people that work locally and replace them with folks with similar commutes to mine.

    Come On Housing Crash 2015!

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    How come everyones got to see what cinders looks like except me

    I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING SO, I FEEL LEFT OUT AND THATS ALL THATS IMPORTANT

    You gotta be on when I'm in a sharing mood. Or talk to me off the forums.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    How come everyones got to see what cinders looks like except me

    I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING SO, I FEEL LEFT OUT AND THATS ALL THATS IMPORTANT

    As a white man, I am uncomfortable being denied anything.

    Don't know how to deal with this.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Got a date with a girl who's 5'11" on Wednesday. I better stand up real tall because I'm only 5'11" and 3/4". She's totally gonna be wearing heels and be taller than I am.

    when you see her, punch her in the gut

    then take her shoes

    the rest of the evening will go great!

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    I wish I was scarier.

    A couple feet taller.

    A more menacing gaze.

    and more baller?

    It couldn't hurt.

    Maybe 20 in rims on the Impaller.

    I'm just brainstorming here.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
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    Bad Dracula! *hits with rolled up newspaper*

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    it has been a...

    difficult...

    mating season for bird-person

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

    tiny, tiny men

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Got a date with a girl who's 5'11" on Wednesday. I better stand up real tall because I'm only 5'11" and 3/4". She's totally gonna be wearing heels and be taller than I am.

    I could use you as a arm rest.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men
    depends on where u live (and also socioeconomic background pretty sure)
    5'10 is average for american males as of like 10 years ago

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Got a date with a girl who's 5'11" on Wednesday. I better stand up real tall because I'm only 5'11" and 3/4". She's totally gonna be wearing heels and be taller than I am.

    when you see her, punch her in the gut

    then take her shoes

    the rest of the evening will go great!

    is this before or after i tell her about jesus christ our lord and savior

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I think my doctors are lying to me when they say I'm 5'10. Definitely like 5'9, 5'9.5

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i hate talking to people on the phone

    i have no idea why it triggers an anxiety that isn't there when talking to them in person/texts/facebook

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    GIS'ing Lynda Carter and Erin Gray is an acceptable way to pass the time.
    What does GIS mean? It keeps popping up and I haven't the foggiest idea.

    Google image search.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    How come everyones got to see what cinders looks like except me

    I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING SO, I FEEL LEFT OUT AND THATS ALL THATS IMPORTANT

    As a white man, I am uncomfortable being denied anything.

    Don't know how to deal with this.

    Casual what are you doing agreeing with this?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I encompass and I eclipse

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    So I know probably everyone remembers Lynda Carter during the Wonder Woman era, especially the everyone that is attracted to ladies, but for real sometimes you forget and reddit reminds you
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    I wish i looked like that.

    welcome to being a lady

    constantly yearning to be a different lady

    dudes do this too

    i mean if i could look like Tom Hardy, i would

    It's really not the same.

    well it's not the same as gender dysmorphia no

    but it is exactly the same as girls wishing they looked like movie stars in general

    Except Hollywood is full of movies and TV where schlubby doofuses have no problem attracting mates, and there's no analogue of that for women.

    Seth Rogen, Kevin James, and Jim Belushi got rich on romcoms playing fat stupid stoners.

    every single romcom and young adult fiction and romance novel is predicated on plain jane everywoman landing a rich, handsome, tall, successful international playboy who might also be a vampire or ninja warrior or demigod or something.

    i mean i guess there is still the fact the the plain jane everywoman is played by one of the most beautiful women on earth in the film adaptation but you know wearing glasses and a ponytail and a shlubby sweater

    Yeah, it's a weird dynamic, because there is a rise of "plain" women getting totally hot amazing guys. Of course, this is mapping on to the already existent beauty expectations of our society, so the "plain" women end up looking amazing.

    But the idea is there.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men
    depends on where u live (and also socioeconomic background pretty sure)
    5'10 is average for american males as of like 10 years ago

    Damn. I am ever so slightly below average. QQ
    #ThisIsTallPrivilege

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    I can't seem to stop playing Destiny. Will, are you gonna play the Queen's Wrath stuff with me tonight.

    tonight is trivia night...

    ...jake

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

    5'10" is like, rounded average in the US

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

    tiny, tiny men

    i feel like men are weird in that they're nearly all terribly short

    or ~6 feet tall

    WHERE ALL MY ~5'10 BROS AT?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

    well, asian men anyways

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    That's good Manganese content, OTLC.

    You finish that Manganese.

    If you don't finish your manganese you can't have your pudding!! You'll never get your pudding if you don't eat your manganese!!
    We don't need no education

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i'm 5'10 too guys, but i've already come to terms with dying alone

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Why can't I just be 6'4, cut like a diamond, have a chiseled jawline and thick luxurious hair, and also be really smart and clever and witty and have a strong baritone singing voice and can run really fast

    Why god

    Is it so much to ask

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    How come everyones got to see what cinders looks like except me

    I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING SO, I FEEL LEFT OUT AND THATS ALL THATS IMPORTANT

    As a white man, I am uncomfortable being denied anything.

    Don't know how to deal with this.

    Casual what are you doing agreeing with this?

    it... made me chuckle >.>

    i thought it was a funny

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I'm 5'10"

    I'm average height. Some people are taller, some people are shorter, most people are my height.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

    tiny, tiny men

    Are men under 6 feet even really people?

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Average us height is heavily skewed by a large number of Hispanic immigrants who tend to be shorter. It is very regional.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    5'10 is not short!! I can still be loved... We all need to be loved....

    5'10 is above average height even for men

    tiny, tiny men

    i feel like men are weird in that they're nearly all terribly short

    or ~6 feet tall

    WHERE ALL MY ~5'10 BROS AT?

    Just personal experience

    Every exactly 6 foot tall man I have ever met has been shorter than me

    I am not 6 feet tall

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I can't seem to stop playing Destiny. Will, are you gonna play the Queen's Wrath stuff with me tonight.

    tonight is trivia night...

    ...jake

    wut da fuk

    next thing i know you're going to use your "wife" as an excuse not to play video with me


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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Also diablo III is my favorite xbone game

    d3 is great. i have sunk so many hours in to it

    really enjoying destiny too tho. had some fun runs with castle and celery last night

    While my roommate was hogging it for 5 hours and saying "I don't know if it's a great game." Are you guys too far ahead of my level 18?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Average us height is heavily skewed by a large number of Hispanic immigrants who tend to be shorter. It is very regional.

    I swear to god no one is tall in the Midwest.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I think my doctors are lying to me when they say I'm 5'10. Definitely like 5'9, 5'9.5

    if u wear your cap way up on top of your head, like just kind of gently set it on top, it adds a couple inches

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Average us height is heavily skewed by a large number of Hispanic immigrants who tend to be shorter. It is very regional.

    Damn immigrants, taking our height average

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I literally think I stunted my growth with lack of sleep and too much soda in high school

    What a dummy

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Average us height is heavily skewed by a large number of Hispanic immigrants who tend to be shorter. It is very regional.
    ya but you can filter by demographics (avg american whitey height 5'10 ½ for example)

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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