LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
So Resume Font opinions: What font? What sizes? Vanguard has helped me with my resume aloooooot and I am trying to make two really polished master resumes, one for I.T. Support jobs and another for I.T. Security jobs, but no matter what I do, I think my resume is going to be 2 pages, so I want it to look neat and clean..and be as small as possible
Oh yeah, actually just drop everything and read Hitchhiker's Guide.
We'll wait, it's like 40 pages long.
But then he has to read the sequel. Then he has to read the next one and so on until he gets to the one which is a giant novel length attempt to say "STOP MAKING ME WRITE THIS FUCKING STUFF."
Also read Lord of the Flies before they make you read it in class
I remember when we had a test in school with an impromptu essay portion and it was basically "analyze this segment" and I wasted a lot of time trying to write euphemisms and finally crossed it all out and went
Uhhh this is a rape scene
they're raping a pig
Lord of the flies....
did we watch that with the Rifftrax on?
No we watched that completely straight on Hulu plus
Criterion collection wat
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
And then they penetrated the hell out of those spaceships.
So Resume Font opinions: What font? What sizes? Vanguard has helped me with my resume aloooooot and I am trying to make two really polished master resumes, one for I.T. Support jobs and another for I.T. Security jobs, but no matter what I do, I think my resume is going to be 2 pages, so I want it to look neat and clean..and be as small as possible
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Just
keep in mind in your suggestions that I am a massive prude
Sex is a part of literature.
Like
Not as an insult, but it's a big part of the human condition.
yeah but
reading about that part of the human condition does not require reading about a dude molesting his adopted daughter
or some old dude who's into farts
i was hangin out with my friend yest who i hadn't seen in a while cuz her work cray
she is a teacher so she wakes up mad early
i'm like real good friends with her and her roommate, but they have a 3rd roommate who is this guy who is like, i mean, he's an okay guy, bit weird but
well i guess he'd been kinda dating one of my friend's close friends, but uh they broke up for her wanting a more real relationship and him not, and uh i guess he slept with a person or two, including some lady when he was in hawaii
so, that's awk for one
but i guess he unexpectedly now brought that girl from hawaii to stay for a bit without asking other roommates
and their walls are thin / sound carries
and my friend has to sleep early and wake up early
so
that whole situation sounds awkward and unpleasant
my friend said she got woken up today at 2am and yelled "are you fucking kidding me" and then things went silent
liek when i was his age i thought myself a fancy and well-read consumer of literature but I realize now how much I missed and misunderstood because my goal was to finish, not to savor the art and consider it
can we say HEY KIDDO START WITH COMEDIES (Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams) and with dark but relatively straightforward fantasy (Neil Gaiman!)
Request rejected
Okay boys, drive the pallet of Burroughs and DFW novels into cB's room
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
1 package of italian sausages links (remove from the case)
1.5 lubs of beef shoulder steak (cubed)
1 chopped red chilli pepper (i used whole dried and chopped the shit out of them until they were basically powder)
1 chopped jalepeno
1 chopped green pepper
1 chopped yellow onion
1 28oz can crushed tomato
1 tablespoon of cumin
1 tablespoon of cayenne
pinch of salt
a couple turns of the ol' pepper grinder
1 can kidney beans
a glass of merlot
a third of a Bitburger tallboy
Set it, stir and forget. In the morning I took my cocktail muddler and beat the shit out of it to shread the beef.
Is good. Perfect amount of spice.
by the looks of it, that gives ketchup a run for its money in terms of heat
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I'm not even sure why, something in me recoiled from it
I did manage to finish it though
is it because all the good guys are brown and white people are the savages
huh
ronya
hmm
no, I don't think that was it. in fact iirc that particular point flew right past me when reading - wikipedia says it was A Wizard of Earthsea, I guess Earthsea is a series. some other review pointed it out to me, a while later, this was years ago
I think it was the magic system that I found repellent - I guess the author's excessive sense of enjoyment that a completely arbitrary magical system turns out to be working exactly the way she likes (WHAT A SURPRISE!) coming through the text
As opposed to how magic actually works?
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
Just
keep in mind in your suggestions that I am a massive prude
Sex is a part of literature.
Like
Not as an insult, but it's a big part of the human condition.
yeah but
reading about that part of the human condition does not require reading about a dude molesting his adopted daughter
or some old dude who's into farts
Such horrible things are, in fact, a part of the human condition.
Also read Lord of the Flies before they make you read it in class
I remember when we had a test in school with an impromptu essay portion and it was basically "analyze this segment" and I wasted a lot of time trying to write euphemisms and finally crossed it all out and went
Uhhh this is a rape scene
they're raping a pig
Lord of the flies....
did we watch that with the Rifftrax on?
No we watched that completely straight on Hulu plus
Criterion collection wat
Thank God. I was disappointed in us for a second. I must have had Lord of The Flies confused with The Wicker Man. Now I am only disappointed in myself.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
1 package of italian sausages links (remove from the case)
1.5 lubs of beef shoulder steak (cubed)
1 chopped red chilli pepper (i used whole dried and chopped the shit out of them until they were basically powder)
1 chopped jalepeno
1 chopped green pepper
1 chopped yellow onion
1 28oz can crushed tomato
1 tablespoon of cumin
1 tablespoon of cayenne
pinch of salt
a couple turns of the ol' pepper grinder
1 can kidney beans
a glass of merlot
a third of a Bitburger tallboy
Set it, stir and forget. In the morning I took my cocktail muddler and beat the shit out of it to shread the beef.
Is good. Perfect amount of spice.
*In the typeset of will*
canned kidney beans?
what are we
uncouth savages?
*adjusts monocle*
Bless your heart.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
It's Thursday. I had a 3 hour commute today. Time to update my resume again. Maybe I'll get the juices flowing. Time to put a hurting on my inner muse.
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DemonStaceyTTODewback's DaughterIn love with the TaySwayRegistered Userregular
Just
keep in mind in your suggestions that I am a massive prude
Sex is a part of literature.
Like
Not as an insult, but it's a big part of the human condition.
yeah but
reading about that part of the human condition does not require reading about a dude molesting his adopted daughter
or some old dude who's into farts
If you want to understand humanity's great capacity for complexity you must put aside your standards of morality for the real world and explore great fiction
Or you can just read Jane Austen which I love completely sincerely and no one dare say a fucking word against Pride and Prejudice which is an exploration of a very different kind of human complexity and depravity
Until the day comes when they shut down the NFL because all of the players' brains are being destroyed
It's a cash cow
And also enjoyable to watch!
actually i am heartily regretful that I was disdainful and scared of sports (mostly because gym class is a nightmarish joke) and was afraid to exercise for the first 20 years of my life, because now I enjoy it and wish I had built up a base when i was a teenager and it would have been much easier to build up said base
i think the thing is not finding a sport i enjoyed for a while
i still don't think i would enjoy team sports, because i didn't and i doubt i ever really will, they were really a drag (though i was forced to play them for forever, like i played soccer from 4th grade thru 8th at school - and also as a yout, and then basketball in middle school, and then in HS - i went to private school - they also made us do physical things, but i did lol 3rds squash and "physical fitness" to avoid doing real sports)
i do wish i'd gotten into lifting earlier though - especially in HS, but even earlier in college tho i started in college, because now it is my favorite thing, i fucking love it
and i found that i loved jiu jitsu when i started senior year of HS, when i had a chance to do an independent elective sport not at school - (which made me regret not doing wrestling in HS)
and i have always loved snowboarding though my opportunities to do that have varied and it's hard to go enough to get good
so what i think is important is - even if you do not like sports you should find something physical that you really enjoy and get into because there are all kinds of things
if not team sports, you can get into hiking, or running, or lifting, or kayaking or alpine sports or rock climbing or martial arts or yadda yadda yadda, you just gotta find the thing you like
i think this is important
shaz you are a wizened sage fyi
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I'm not even sure why, something in me recoiled from it
I did manage to finish it though
is it because all the good guys are brown and white people are the savages
huh
ronya
hmm
no, I don't think that was it. in fact iirc that particular point flew right past me when reading - wikipedia says it was A Wizard of Earthsea, I guess Earthsea is a series. some other review pointed it out to me, a while later, this was years ago
I think it was the magic system that I found repellent - I guess the author's excessive sense of enjoyment that a completely arbitrary magical system turns out to be working exactly the way she likes (WHAT A SURPRISE!) coming through the text
As opposed to how magic actually works?
Ugh fire magic totally OP i hope they nerf mages in the patch
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
I'm pretty sure you could build another me out of all the shit that's come out of my sinuses in the last 48 hours.
Also why is it that fevers always come at three inthe morning and leave you wandering the house trying to turn off te nuke?
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
WORK SUUUUUX
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
1 package of italian sausages links (remove from the case)
1.5 lubs of beef shoulder steak (cubed)
1 chopped red chilli pepper (i used whole dried and chopped the shit out of them until they were basically powder)
1 chopped jalepeno
1 chopped green pepper
1 chopped yellow onion
1 28oz can crushed tomato
1 tablespoon of cumin
1 tablespoon of cayenne
pinch of salt
a couple turns of the ol' pepper grinder
1 can kidney beans
a glass of merlot
a third of a Bitburger tallboy 3 cloves garlic
Set it, stir and forget. In the morning I took my cocktail muddler and beat the shit out of it to shread the beef.
Is good. Perfect amount of spice.
by the looks of it, that gives ketchup a run for its money in terms of heat
It was spicy italian sausage, and it's got a bit of a kick. i didn't want to make my first go round inedibly hot.
Also, whoops, forgot the garlic.
Deebaser on
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
yo wingdings size 24 seems OP
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They used Manpads.
But then he has to read the sequel. Then he has to read the next one and so on until he gets to the one which is a giant novel length attempt to say "STOP MAKING ME WRITE THIS FUCKING STUFF."
No we watched that completely straight on Hulu plus
Criterion collection wat
NNID: Hakkekage
Hey man
Just because I hang out with other dudes in my underwear, looking at photographs or whatever
That don't mean anything
If Fighter, yeah, no big deal.
If Wizard, Cleric or Druid, big big deal. You shall break the world.
Verdana, 11 point
Classic
By harmonizing their protoneural frequencies!
Its a methaphor... jeez
Sex
I thought we were being clear here
reading about that part of the human condition does not require reading about a dude molesting his adopted daughter
or some old dude who's into farts
she is a teacher so she wakes up mad early
i'm like real good friends with her and her roommate, but they have a 3rd roommate who is this guy who is like, i mean, he's an okay guy, bit weird but
well i guess he'd been kinda dating one of my friend's close friends, but uh they broke up for her wanting a more real relationship and him not, and uh i guess he slept with a person or two, including some lady when he was in hawaii
so, that's awk for one
but i guess he unexpectedly now brought that girl from hawaii to stay for a bit without asking other roommates
and their walls are thin / sound carries
and my friend has to sleep early and wake up early
so
that whole situation sounds awkward and unpleasant
my friend said she got woken up today at 2am and yelled "are you fucking kidding me" and then things went silent
Request rejected
Okay boys, drive the pallet of Burroughs and DFW novels into cB's room
by the looks of it, that gives ketchup a run for its money in terms of heat
As opposed to how magic actually works?
Such horrible things are, in fact, a part of the human condition.
Yes, even being into farts.
I remember liking Sophie's world a lot as a tot
Omg memories~
teehee
"manpads"
Thank God. I was disappointed in us for a second. I must have had Lord of The Flies confused with The Wicker Man. Now I am only disappointed in myself.
*In the typeset of will*
canned kidney beans?
what are we
uncouth savages?
*adjusts monocle*
All the more reason to read some interesting shit and break out of that shell.
all jokes aside house of leaves is odd enough to go down surprisingly easily
infinite jest is also hardly a strugle 2 reed
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Wingdings Size 24
Choose your weapon.
If you want to understand humanity's great capacity for complexity you must put aside your standards of morality for the real world and explore great fiction
Or you can just read Jane Austen which I love completely sincerely and no one dare say a fucking word against Pride and Prejudice which is an exploration of a very different kind of human complexity and depravity
NNID: Hakkekage
shaz you are a wizened sage fyi
Ugh fire magic totally OP i hope they nerf mages in the patch
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Also why is it that fevers always come at three inthe morning and leave you wandering the house trying to turn off te nuke?
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Lud, I know I'm inconsistent
But I'm on now
Which means my suggestion is the correct one
Hitchhiker's guide is the best suggestion so far for smart breezy teen-friendly writing
All in favor of cB giving it a try say "aye"
It was spicy italian sausage, and it's got a bit of a kick. i didn't want to make my first go round inedibly hot.
Also, whoops, forgot the garlic.
i didn't do any leg ish yesterday
I know