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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    It pains me when people talk about Walter Mitty and are referencing the movie instead of the short story. I really love the story is why.

    The story is wonderful. I take them as two separate entities and enjoy both.

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    google flights is telling me I can get round trip tickets to tokyo for a week for like 1200$. Increase want to go.

    Omg that's amazing! Do it why not get on a plane be Walter Mitty idk

    Friends are boring/busy/poor and can't join me, and I get anxiety about doing this stuff myself.
    Couscous wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    anyone who wants to give ello a shot can pm me their email address

    it's invite only and i have launch codes

    Can we register companies names before they get on the bandwagon, and then sell the account to them?

    Y/N

    I wonder if there is any law against that like with domain name squatting.

    If not, use it to spread lies until they fork over money to buy it.

    Sort of there is. Domain squatting is a real thing, or squatters grab a domain when renewals are missed, then extort those would would want the site. People buy domains up thinking they could someday be worth money.

    We have a local town called Danville. That town wanted to reinvigorate itself to modern times, came up with a PR campaign called "DANVILLE CAN!" they put it on bumper stickers, billboards, commercials, signs everywhere. They didnt get the domain though. Someone in the town went and bought the doman, redirected it to amateur gay porn, and then went to the news agencies saying they did it to spread the disgrace/embarassment of the local govt, and that the domain was up for sale if the town wanted to buy it. The town responded publicly 'it sure would be nice if you donated it to us' which got the response of 'lol do you know how extortion works?' The town refused(it was actually a lot of money, like 50k), and shortly after scuttled the whole pr campaign over it.

    Sex.com had a massive multimillion dollar lawsuit that ran for years and still has some on-going litigation.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So you know how some gyms have a no grunting / yelling policy because it can be intimidating / you probably don't need to actually vocalize in that moment, you wiener?

    Is there a place where those dudes work out because it's really inspiring to me while I'm at the gym and I want my fellow manimals around me while I'm lifting

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    That's how you know deeb is an old.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i'm starting up a club called "Our Parents Wouldn't Let Us Play Barbie"
    Founders TTODewback and "Blameless Cleric"‌ .
    Applications are now open.

    Please circle on the form which brands of doll you spitefully played with at other people's houses

    -MyScene
    -Bratz
    -Polly Pocket
    -Etc.

    @Blameless Cleric‌ you had plenty of Polly Pockets

    IlE0Rgdl.jpg

    #mom'd

    This is the fate of all children born in the digital age. Yes, your parents had a digital camera. Yes, they have been taking near infinite pictures of you that are perfectly preserved. Yes, the savvy ones have them indexed and organized for easy online embarrassment.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I have never been so happy to have a headache

    external stress seems to lower the effectiveness of my meds and sunday night / yesterday had a pretty bad attack of the despressions (just to be clear in this: am not and never have been in danger of killing myself). late last night managed to get some exercise, trim my beard and get a really hot shower and a few hours sleep. today doing so much better. Not manic (I don't have that kind of depressions) but just wonderfully calm. still have a crushing headache from the backwash but that is so much better.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So you know how some gyms have a no grunting / yelling policy because it can be intimidating / you probably don't need to actually vocalize in that moment, you wiener?

    Is there a place where those dudes work out because it's really inspiring to me while I'm at the gym and I want my fellow manimals around me while I'm lifting

    Pretty much any gym but Planet Fitness.

    Be prepared for $40 a month membership fees though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2014
    vMwsXVj.jpg

    Irond Will on
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i'm starting up a club called "Our Parents Wouldn't Let Us Play Barbie"
    Founders TTODewback and "Blameless Cleric"‌ .
    Applications are now open.

    Please circle on the form which brands of doll you spitefully played with at other people's houses

    -MyScene
    -Bratz
    -Polly Pocket
    -Etc.

    @Blameless Cleric‌ you had plenty of Polly Pockets

    IlE0Rgdl.jpg

    #mom'd

    This is the fate of all children born in the digital age. Yes, your parents had a digital camera. Yes, they have been taking near infinite pictures of you that are perfectly preserved. Yes, the savvy ones have them indexed and organized for easy online embarrassment.

    You are vastly underestimating my threshold for embarrassment

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Irond Will wrote: »

    Are you a psychology and/or history professor?

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So you know how some gyms have a no grunting / yelling policy because it can be intimidating / you probably don't need to actually vocalize in that moment, you wiener?

    Is there a place where those dudes work out because it's really inspiring to me while I'm at the gym and I want my fellow manimals around me while I'm lifting

    Pretty much any gym but Planet Fitness.

    Be prepared for $40 a month membership fees though.

    Gold's Gym, $17.97/mo.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I have never been so happy to have a headache

    external stress seems to lower the effectiveness of my meds and sunday night / yesterday had a pretty bad attack of the despressions (just to be clear in this: am not and never have been in danger of killing myself). late last night managed to get some exercise, trim my beard and get a really hot shower and a few hours sleep. today doing so much better. Not manic (I don't have that kind of depressions) but just wonderfully calm. still have a crushing headache from the backwash but that is so much better.

    that's good, buddy. depression is no good no sir. i was really low a week or two ago for quite some time.

    it's amazing to be even slightly out of it.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I just got super cold all of a sudden. Someone send heat!

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Will, that is spectacular.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just got super cold all of a sudden. Someone send heat!

    Booting up orbital laser... 3... 2...

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    will I like your beard

    frankie has good taste for once

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just got super cold all of a sudden. Someone send heat!

    it's a ghost

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    vMwsXVj.jpg

    Sup Lenin

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    *looks at Will's picture*

    oh my god, i've been gaming with a professor of something useless and poorly compensated for the past few weeks

    ugh

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Will, that is spectacular.

    will you be my ticketmate at the 1874 convention?

    Wqdwp8l.png
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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »

    I feel like referring to you as Comrade all of the sudden...

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So you know how some gyms have a no grunting / yelling policy because it can be intimidating / you probably don't need to actually vocalize in that moment, you wiener?

    Is there a place where those dudes work out because it's really inspiring to me while I'm at the gym and I want my fellow manimals around me while I'm lifting

    Pretty much any gym but Planet Fitness.

    Be prepared for $40 a month membership fees though.

    Gold's Gym, $17.97/mo.

    But beware their "you can never cancel this contract ever" clauses.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So you know how some gyms have a no grunting / yelling policy because it can be intimidating / you probably don't need to actually vocalize in that moment, you wiener?

    Is there a place where those dudes work out because it's really inspiring to me while I'm at the gym and I want my fellow manimals around me while I'm lifting

    Pretty much any gym but Planet Fitness.

    Be prepared for $40 a month membership fees though.

    Man, I wish I could get a gym membership around here for $40/month.

    Stupid living downtown.

    But Goodlife Fitness who is a pretty big deal around here, frown upon big lifting in general too

    I just want a gym where if I stop moving I get shot with a paintball gun until I start my next set

    Imagery of animals hunting their prey and incredible sports moments on every surface

    No music, purely inspiring movie speeches on loop

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Oh hey

    this company I was applying to just now? It turns out to be the people who invented the fleshlight.

    they are in Austin! You're welcome, single guys.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    @Irond Will‌ You look Marxist as fuck.
    Would totally invite you to our next Comrade Orgy.

    Bless your heart.
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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i'm starting up a club called "Our Parents Wouldn't Let Us Play Barbie"
    Founders TTODewback and "Blameless Cleric"‌ .
    Applications are now open.

    Please circle on the form which brands of doll you spitefully played with at other people's houses

    -MyScene
    -Bratz
    -Polly Pocket
    -Etc.

    @Blameless Cleric‌ you had plenty of Polly Pockets

    IlE0Rgdl.jpg

    #mom'd

    This is the fate of all children born in the digital age. Yes, your parents had a digital camera. Yes, they have been taking near infinite pictures of you that are perfectly preserved. Yes, the savvy ones have them indexed and organized for easy online embarrassment.

    You are vastly underestimating my threshold for embarrassment

    You have to take into consideration that she's spool32's daughter...it takes A LOT to embarrass or startle her at this point.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    vMwsXVj.jpg

    Sup Lenin

    21st Century American Hipster Gothic?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    My friend askd me to stay at her house today because she was waiting for an important delivery today, but had to work. So I get here, and now she tells me that UPS is probably going to deliver to front of the house. She doesn't live on the front side. Why didnt she just give special delivery instructions? >< I have no idea what I am supposed to do now..

    Neco on
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    does anyone actually own a fleshlight

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    does anyone else actually own a fleshlight

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    i look kind of like the middle-aged comstock in bioshock infinite

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Oh hey

    this company I was applying to just now? It turns out to be the people who invented the fleshlight.

    they are in Austin! You're welcome, single guys.

    so i assume as part of your application you included extensive documentation of your experience with. . .

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    I don't think there's a single spot in my house that I can stand straight up, hold my arms out, and rotate 360 degrees without hitting things.

    I need a workout space.

    I should do that.

    Psn:wazukki
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    So one of my co-workers got divorced recently. And he's doing the usual middle aged divorced guy things. We just explained Tinder to him. His mind is blown.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    does anyone actually own a fleshlight

    That struck my curiosity too

    Dish, [chat] guys

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    vMwsXVj.jpg

    It don't been butt if it ain't got that jut

    also I apparently have the same hairline and manner of facial hair as will. Though a bit more advanced in the grey but in the same pattern (the chin and back by the ears first)

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    There's a craft beer and coffeebar opening next to my apartment.

    I am so happy right now.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Ah beard hair. For when you just need how much grey you have in your hair front and center.

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