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D&D Friars Club Roast II - The crispening

ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
edited October 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Nominations for the next roastee?

Also suggestions of when the thread should be.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    !Cat

    I mean, come on.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    !Cat

    I mean, come on.


    it's like you're reading everyone's minds, like you've got e.s.p.-n or something...

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote kitty cat

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    Hmm. The Cat or Jeff? Which one is more likely to leave my testes intact?

    I vote ElJeffe

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    Me-ow!

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    !The Cat

    fo'rizzle

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  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Cat

    Only because since Shinto was first, going to the opposite spectrum to Jeffe could result in forum-wide whiplash.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, what the hell. !Cat

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !The Cat.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You're all crazy. Roasting Senjutsu is where it's at.

    Quid on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I vote James

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, don't vote for me, I'm a seer.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Come on

    Lets roast Will.

    cuz he's the worst mod ever

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Cat

    Also: this weekend.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Cat? That's been done like 30 times in the whining forum.

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    I vote celery77.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wins the thread. I !vote celery77 just because of the cartoon.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I !vote Senjutsu. It's time he got put in his place after all his poasting in Shinto's roast.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    !elks

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !The Cat

    the diffrence between it and the other threads i've seen, is that this isn't actually supposed to be mean spirited.

    or Elks... I can always just make terrorist and camel jockey jokes.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    celery77

    Gim's right. We're not mean-spirited, but we'd still be covering the same old clichés.

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  • deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Cat
    Because it's time to pick on a girl.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    celery77

    Gim's right. We're not mean-spirited, but we'd still be covering the same old clichés.

    How can I argue with such an apt 'shopped comic?

    !Retract teh kittinz

    !Celery

    Three words: Target. Rich. Environment.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bitching about the Cat is one thing but it seems like roasting her is tantamount to walking into the lion's den and directly poking it with a big stick instead of just shouting at it from a distance.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Hm. I'm actually very conflicted now. I mean, sure, Cat gets tons of shit, but it would be interesting to see what making fun of the Cat would look like if smart people were doing it with flair and creativity instead of Silicon just calling her a cunt over and over.

    On the other hand, you really can't go wrong with ragging on Celerey.

    I suppose I Retract my vote for celerey until I see some convicing arguments.

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plus the last word from The Cat would make the potential repetition of mocking worth it.

    !Cat

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    Plus the last word from The Cat would make the potential repetition of mocking worth it.

    !Cat

    See now that is a good point. I require further convincing, however. After all, there's a high probability that celerey's counter-roast would be a drunken travesty, and if anyone knows how to do drunken travesty, it's celerey.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    See now that is a good point. I require further convincing, however. After all, there's a high probability that celerey's counter-roast would be a drunken travesty, and if anyone is a drunken travesty, it's celerey.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    See now that is a good point. I require further convincing, however. After all, there's a high probability that celerey's counter-roast would be a drunken travesty, and if anyone is a drunken travesty, it's celerey.

    I see what you did there.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    I see it, and I approve.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I too vote celery77. Now there's a bandwagon I can get behind!

    (But not too close behind, in case cel gets too trashed and falls over backward on me.)

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    celery77

    Wait am I allowed to vote? How does this work?

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I feel celery makes a better roast subject than The Cat for the following reasons:
    -He is highly opinionated on a number of cultural subjects, Cat does not share such references often
    -He is apt to be drunk at the time and maek wonderful poast, she might be drunk but I've truthfully never been able to tell much of a difference
    -He is hated by SE++, she is hated by SE++ (a tie)
    -His name is somewhat rare, her name is boring and ordinary
    -He might leave, she will not (kidding)
    -I know a few people here have met him, I'm not sure if any current regulars have met her

    My alternate would be Podly, but he's not around as much anymore.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I retract Senj and vote celery.

    Because you're all fucking wrong but I won't let that stop me from being popular.

    Quid on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    There's already a sporadic -forum- for saying things about The Cat.

    So I !Vote Celery.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Have I seen people retracting for valid arguements?

    This isn't fucking phalla you penarses, just fucking vote fopr a cunt you want to drain.

    Fuckmuffins.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, Joh.

    You want to fucking drain James's lady tunnel?

    Gim on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Have I seen people retracting for valid arguements?

    This isn't fucking phalla you penarses, just fucking vote fopr a cunt you want to drain.

    Fuckmuffins.
    1. Senj obviously isn't getting burned despite him obviously being the world's greatest git.

    2. I would highly enjoy ridiculing celery over Cat.

    3. I am better than you.

    Quid on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    So, Joh.

    You want to fucking drain James's lady tunnel?

    Gim... are you saying you don't?
    <3

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Quid wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Have I seen people retracting for valid arguements?

    This isn't fucking phalla you penarses, just fucking vote fopr a cunt you want to drain.

    Fuckmuffins.
    1. Senj obviously isn't getting burned despite him obviously being the world's greatest git.

    2. I would highly enjoy ridiculing celery over Cat.

    3. I am better than you.

    Quid, you are so many leagues lower than me I don't know why i'm writing this post... ooh a butterfly.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Joh, if we were rungs on a ladder I would be the top one while you would be the homeless rung who sucks cock for crack cocaine.

    Quid on
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