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doctors say, "Carpe Infantum!"

XantusXantus Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
This week a jury is being selected for the trial of a woman accused of killing a pregnant stranger, cutting her abdomen open and stealing her unborn baby.

oh my god look at her face, I think she could have eaten through the woman's stomach with that mouth.

if I had a pregnant partner I'd be terrified of everyone now.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So... Much... Bold....

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Someone arrest the bold key for crimes against humanity

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The '80s called and they want her glasses back.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I guess she really need a baby.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait, the face made it look like big rim glasses.

    So much more horrible now.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    her recipe called for one fetus.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This story really chokes me up, I mean seriously, I'm like a baby over here.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I guess she really need a baby.

    sometimes you're just really hungry

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Lisa Montgomery's lawyers are planning an insanity defence"
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    No shit.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Thought this was a newsies thread.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
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    DAMN!!!

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    seize. not sieze

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Who was that pedo guy from YTMND?

    she looks like that guy

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    And here I was just about to eat lunch

    Also, can you imagine being that kid? I can't.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    seems like a lot less work to just steal a baby from the hospital

    also you aren't cutting someone open

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    warren ellis predicts the future again

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    make that picture stop it's so gross

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I didn't realize the baby lived through this when I first heard about it. This is the kind of story you tell your kids when they are picked on in school. "Son/daughter, remember this, those other kids came into this world screaming from a drugged-up vagina in a hospital operating room. You were cut from your dying mother's belly by a psychopath. Don't ever forget that this makes you the baddest motherfucker in class."

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kevin something

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    seems like a lot less work to just steal a baby from the hospital

    also you aren't cutting someone open

    shit, why didn't i think of that

    you know

    if i wanted to steal babies

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the best thing about babies is poking the soft spot

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the worst thing about babies is poking the soft spot and going too deep and watching the jaw slacken and the eyes roll around

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the worst thing about babies is poking the soft spot and going too deep and watching the jaw slacken and the eyes roll around

    I thought that was also the best part.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the worst thing about babies is poking the soft spot and going too deep and watching the jaw slacken and the eyes roll around

    I thought that was also the best part.

    No, the creamy nougat center is the best.

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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Who was that pedo guy from YTMND?

    she looks like that guy

    Brian Peppers?

    And yeah, can you imagine? The husband said she "had to produce a baby" and if she didn't, he'd get custody of the kids. Well, I guess she produced one...FROM ANOTHER WOMAN'S ABDOMEN. That's fucked up.

    I took page 2 like a baby from a stomach.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man jordyn i sure do hate babies do you hate babies

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    BRIAN PEPPERS

    that's who she looks like

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hate things that are ugly.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Babies aren't ugly

    they are the cutest things ever

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Babies aren't ugly

    they are the cutest things ever

    In Bizzarro world maybe. Right Jordyn? You know what I mean.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Don't want to sound racist, but every ugly baby i've seen has been little ugly white baby. I think minority babies are always cute. There, I said it.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ya but they get hot

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and good jobs

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't want to sound racist, but every ugly baby i've seen has been little ugly white baby. I think minority babies are always cute. There, I said it.

    good thing there's a lot more of them, then

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    there is nothing better than a smiling baby. I think if I had a baby smile at me every day I would be a lot happier person.

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  • SuaveSuave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I agree, Centipede.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't want to sound racist, but every ugly baby i've seen has been little ugly white baby. I think minority babies are always cute. There, I said it.

    Yeah, we don't like to talk about it.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    today i learned something

    today i learned what pseudocyesis is

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    What is it, Pony?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pseudocyesis also known as false pregnancy, can cause many of the signs and symptoms associated with pregnancy, and can resemble the condition in every way except for fetal presence. Other names include - spurious pregnancy, feigned pregnancy, imaginary pregnancy, hysterical pregnancy, phantom pregnancy and grossesse nerveuse ("mental pregnancy"). John Mason Good coined the term pseudocyesis from the Greek words pseudes (false) and kyesis (pregnancy) in 1923. False pregnancy is common in many mammals and is a method of providing milk for the group's offspring, most often cats, dogs, and rabbits.

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