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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I fired up the YouTube app on 360 to play Too Many Cooks

    About two minutes in, husband said,

    "Okay, I think I'm done."

    Me: "Nope."

    Husband: "No. Really. I'm done."

    Me: "No." *tucks Xbox controller behind me.*
    And this is how Feral got evicted.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    skippy how goes it.

    Also Im going to see Interstellar and Big Hero 6 in the next few weeks likely

    heroes of the storm is pretty fun

    babby is tomorrow

    this possible snow is fucking with my plans

    how u

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

    one who rams frogs

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    u acting liek i haven't played ck2? I'll hook you in the gabba.

    When we're explaining CK2 to a person, it doesn't really help explain things to link EU4.
    games are more or less the same in that they are spreadsheet strategy games where you acquire provinces and upgrade them to earn more money to spend that money on your armry and send mans to fight mans so you can acquire more provinces

    Ehhhhh. Not really. The focus of CK2 is managing your character's position, and your dynasty. Your kingdom is only a tool to help you accomplish this. EU4, managing the country is the game, with your dynasty and king being unimportant for almost everything. I mean, if you squint, yeah they are the same, but the overall scope and the way each Paradox game plays is really different.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    if you lose control of your country in ck2 you are bad at the game

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    if you lose control of your country in ck2 you are bad at the game

    Depends on how much you are roleplaying, and how much you are being gamey.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    See Wiz's LPs.

  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Why don't I have this game already?

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

    Someone was posting here a few months back on their phone. They typed in "programmer", it got auto corrected to "frog rammer".

    And a bold new era began.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ... i don't know if they were trying to be ironic but a lot of the people who were saying that you can only say inane things on twitter were doing so with posts that would fit in 1 tweet... maybe two.
    I get around this by padding my shorter thoughts with other text

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    If you find that CK2 is to your enjoyment, it's really one of the best dollar-to-time ratio games on the market right now. I mean, hell, I've sunk *checks Steam* 227 hours into it and I've only gotten to the end of the game once!

    Their expansions are kind of Civ5ish, in that they add lots of stuff to the game that just makes it... more! Earlier start dates, more religions and cultures, more historical dynasties...

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    A good neighbour would come with refreshments

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

    Someone was posting here a few months back on their phone. They typed in "programmer", it got auto corrected to "frog rammer".

    And a bold new era began.

    I ram every frog

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    hydrating drinks, light snacks, extra condoms and some paper towels

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

    Someone was posting here a few months back on their phone. They typed in "programmer", it got auto corrected to "frog rammer".

    And a bold new era began.

    According to google there are such things as frog rammers.

    I think they're like jack hammers or something.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I'm not sure about Ubuntu's tagline

    1PeuuTs.png?1

    Can Linux users really be considered human beings

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    i spent 1000+ hours on eu2 and have enjoyed each successive paradox strategy game less and less* because paradox doesn't understand what makes their games fun
    *ck2 is ok

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    How does multiplayer CK2 even work?

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not sure about Ubuntu's tagline

    1PeuuTs.png?1

    Can Linux users really be considered human beings

    The only way to deal with these kinds of insults is to

    % emotions > /dev/null/

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    but I am a frog rammer now

    or at least an apprentice

    give me the keys to the kingdom

    tell me the secrets

    don't buy apple products

    Seriously.

    Apple treats programs and files with the same attitude it treats users. Follow the exact path we have laid out or you will be shunned.

    Did your music file offend Steve Jobs somehow? While congratulations, now iOS hates it and won't speak to it. Ever.

    shryke on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not sure about Ubuntu's tagline

    1PeuuTs.png?1

    Can Linux users really be considered human beings

    The only way to deal with these kinds of insults is to

    % emotions > /dev/null/

    -bash: emotions: command not found

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    How does multiplayer CK2 even work?
    you set the time to run at 2 or 3 speed instead of 5 and don't let people pause
    and engage in gentlemans agreements not to break the game in half

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

    Someone was posting here a few months back on their phone. They typed in "programmer", it got auto corrected to "frog rammer".

    And a bold new era began.

    According to google there are such things as frog rammers.

    I think they're like jack hammers or something.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs0IoOtrffU

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

    Someone was posting here a few months back on their phone. They typed in "programmer", it got auto corrected to "frog rammer".

    And a bold new era began.

    According to google there are such things as frog rammers.

    I think they're like jack hammers or something.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs0IoOtrffU

    10 Hour Frogrammer remix plz

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Why don't I have this game already?

    Alright, before you buy the game, there are some DLCs that add so much that they should be considered base requirements. Namely, Legacy of Rome adds Retinues, which are amazing. The Old Gods adds just a generalized ton of content to the game. Sons of Abraham adds some nice quality of life stuff, and mainly compliments other DLC.

    The other DLCs are interesting, but are basically fairly self contained. The Republics is for if you want to play as a republic, Sword of Islam is if you want to play as a Muslim, Sunset Invasion is if you want West Europe to be hit by mongol-esque Aztec hordes, Rajas of India is if you want to play as an Indian leader.

    I can't tell you about the newest DLC since I can't play CK2 with my current computer. :(

    Cinders on
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    ... i don't know if they were trying to be ironic but a lot of the people who were saying that you can only say inane things on twitter were doing so with posts that would fit in 1 tweet... maybe two.

    The quote system, the need to be on topic and the linear structure of a forum enforces context and posts can be hella long if needed.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

    Did it find anything?

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Oh, if you want an easy start to learn how to play the game, play as someone in Ireland in the 1066 start.

    DO NOT PLAY IN IRELAND IN THE OLD GODS START TIME VIKINGS WILL EAT YOU

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I hear my neighbour's vibrating cell phone alarm super clearly

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

    Did it find anything?

    Yeah, that wasn't an autocorrect/"did you mean..."

    That was literally what the goog found.

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

    Did it find anything?

    Yeah, that wasn't an autocorrect/"did you mean..."

    That was literally what the goog found.

    Was .... was it hot?

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    That chimp/frog video is the proof that the universe is a cold, uncaring place and that any creator deity died a long long time ago.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

    Did it find anything?

    Yeah, that wasn't an autocorrect/"did you mean..."

    That was literally what the goog found.

    Was .... was it hot?

    ugh, what a mess

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    @Feral‌

    how do you and the gang feel about

    Smash.....

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

    Did it find anything?

    Yeah, that wasn't an autocorrect/"did you mean..."

    That was literally what the goog found.

    Was .... was it hot?

    ugh, what a mess

    Well, obviously.

    I mean, there's just not enough frog there to ..... you know ..... catch it all.

    shryke on
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Some day I'd like to learn how to really ram a frog, for now I'm content fiddling with pre-rammed stuff.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    Sometimes I sell my stuff on Ebay
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    There's also a video of a monkey frog ramming. It's very impressive.

    What I searched: Monkey Frog Ram
    What google found: Monkey Rapes Frog

    Did it find anything?

    Yeah, that wasn't an autocorrect/"did you mean..."

    That was literally what the goog found.

    I mean, that is what I was referring to...

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Some day I'd like to learn how to really ram a frog

    Pretty sure it's illegal in most states.

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