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is the mcrib back

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i remember putting chili on it once and he looked like he was actually going to puke

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Why can you never starve on a beach?
    Because of all the sand which is there.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    7-11 chili is a strange substance that looks exactly the same going out as it does coming in

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    You mean five guys?

    (shots fired)

    five guys, a.k.a. HERE YOU GO, HOMER, AAAAAAALLL THE FRIES IN THE WORLD

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    fuck, now I actually really want some five guys

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    five guys is literally just okay

    okay isnt inherently bad, but its not like some cheeseburger you want to knock people out of the way for

    its not the sort of cheeseburger you could fuck the onions out of, where you didnt feel embarassed

    they got one principle thing right, which is their giant dirty bag of fries. its my favorite thing about the place. you gotta dig through it to get your burger. and honestly, were it any other place that would seem really fucking gross but you know five guys does the giant dirty bag of fries shtick correctly

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'll get right on it, but it'll have to be the cheap shipping

    don't worry though, mcribs don't expire
    They're like candy corn. They just take what didn't sell from last time and put it back out.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Just in time for thanksgiving!

  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    Did a late night McDonalds run last night. You better believe I got a McRib, along with a holiday pie.

    Didn't realize there were sad folks out there where this wasn't an option.

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    cheeseburger dog is confirmed as the replacement for the mcrib

    7/11's cheeseburger dog always horrified rankenphile when i visited over there

    he told me "it looks like youre eating a piece of a human shit" which oddly, isnt far from the truth

    cheeseburger...dog?

    like...like this?

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    I hope so, because anything else I can envision is too horrifying to contemplate.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    I know McRib patties don't have anything disgusting in them, but working in the kitchen and actually having to cook and prepare them?

    Yeah, no. The smell, people. It's like roadkill.

    There are Maccas burgers I do eat, and there are some that I refuse to eat. Anything with a 10:1 or 4:1 patty I am thoroughly uninterested in. 3:1 patties are okay, as are the "deluxe" chicken patties. Regular chicken patties (like in the McChicken) are basically just a bigger nugget, whereas the better chicken burger patties are actually a solid piece of chicken breast fillet. Seared chicken patties are okay too. They used to have better seasoning on them, but they're still good.

    EDIT: In that video with Wes and Grant, they show the McRib patties being stored in the UHC (Universal Heating Cabinet) tray in a bath of sauce. That is not how it is done in Australia. It would also make a fucking abominable mess of the UHC, and those things are a real bitch to keep clean as it is.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i wouldnt eat a Dog

    im not a monster

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    The best dog to get at 7/11 is the spicy big bite.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    the best dog at 7/11 to get is no dog

    i feel like i lose four years off of my life when i eat their food

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    We have maybe one seven eleven in town. Slurpee day is a sad day.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    But all the preservatives are bound to be extending our lives right?

    Embalming from the inside out and while still alive.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I watched that McRib video, and the guy never really explained what part of the pig the meat was from. I think it's a pork shoulder, but we can never know for sure now. Way to drop the ball guy in a McDonald's commercial trying to debunk all their terrible rumours.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    It's from the McRib.

    That's where all the McRibmeat is.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    McRib sightings
    is it the fucking sasquatch or what

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    I had a Mcrib once a couple years back. It tasted the same as the rib patties served at the hospital I worked at. And at my gradeschool.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    turns out, formed ground pork in barbecue sauce on a bun isn't a diverse taste.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McRib sightings
    is it the fucking sasquatch or what

    The legend of Ronald McSasquatch.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Melding wrote: »
    I watched that McRib video, and the guy never really explained what part of the pig the meat was from. I think it's a pork shoulder, but we can never know for sure now. Way to drop the ball guy in a McDonald's commercial trying to debunk all their terrible rumours.

    "Picnic roast" is another way of saying "pork shoulder roast". It's a cheap cut that's often used to make things like pulled pork. In some parts of the US a similar cut is also known as the "Boston butt".

    Edit: correction, the picnic roast is below the shoulder/butt:
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    But yeah, it's likeliest the cheapest whole cut of the pig. That will be stringy, tough meat. You have to cook it forever. Or do what McD's does.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also today i found out i live like 5 minutes from a Wendy's. So, that's pretty rad.

  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I am occasionally depressed that I don't enjoy anything on McDonald's menu besides breakfast foods.

    Not even the nugs.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I watched that McRib video, and the guy never really explained what part of the pig the meat was from. I think it's a pork shoulder, but we can never know for sure now. Way to drop the ball guy in a McDonald's commercial trying to debunk all their terrible rumours.

    "Picnic roast" is another way of saying "pork shoulder roast". It's a cheap cut that's often used to make things like pulled pork. In some parts of the US a similar cut is also known as the "Boston butt".

    Edit: correction, the picnic roast is below the shoulder/butt:
    2000px-Pork_Cuts.jpg

    But yeah, it's likeliest the cheapest whole cut of the pig. That will be stringy, tough meat. You have to cook it forever. Or do what McD's does.

    yeah, that's largely what i found too. never heard it called that but then I only knew people in cattle ranching, not pigs.

    Also, good to know where a pig's foot is. Thanks meat chart.

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Melding wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I watched that McRib video, and the guy never really explained what part of the pig the meat was from. I think it's a pork shoulder, but we can never know for sure now. Way to drop the ball guy in a McDonald's commercial trying to debunk all their terrible rumours.

    "Picnic roast" is another way of saying "pork shoulder roast". It's a cheap cut that's often used to make things like pulled pork. In some parts of the US a similar cut is also known as the "Boston butt".

    Edit: correction, the picnic roast is below the shoulder/butt:
    2000px-Pork_Cuts.jpg

    But yeah, it's likeliest the cheapest whole cut of the pig. That will be stringy, tough meat. You have to cook it forever. Or do what McD's does.

    yeah, that's largely what i found too. never heard it called that but then I only knew people in cattle ranching, not pigs.

    Also, good to know where a pig's foot is. Thanks meat chart.

    is it only that one foot though

    what are the other three stumps

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    well, now you know the secret to why MMOs need you to kill like 40 boars for ten feet.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Picnic is largely used for ground product, the shoulder roast proper is what you throw in a crockpot or slow-cooking and then fucking exhume six hours later and eat in a fugue state

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    it's also incredibly fucking cheap, so if you own your own grinder and sausage stuffer (semi-common up here), it's what you buy to make your own sausage

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Yeah, I mean, if nothing else the McRib is actual meat from a part of a pig you'd actually eat.

    But that said, for my money I'd rather just go somewhere I could get an actual pulled pork sandwich.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    i'd rather make my own pulled pork

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah? Well I'd rather raise my own pig for slaughter, kill and butcher it myself, sand cast my own cast-iron griddle, grow my own herbs and spices for seasoning, build my own brick oven for roasting...

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    bury that pig, then we'll talk

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McRib sightings
    is it the fucking sasquatch or what

    I'd eat a sasquatch.

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    The McRib is coming back to the UK on 31st December for a month. I've never had one so I will visit my local McDonald's and see what all the fuss is about. I suspect I'll be underwhelmed but fingers crossed!

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McRib sightings
    is it the fucking sasquatch or what

    I'd eat a sasquatch.

    Extra Long Pig

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    A local hipster burger place tried to outhipster the mcrib

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    by replacing the pork patty with actual pork rib meat

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