Ha. As if I would ever be disappointed by the loss of the Bears and by extension Jay Cutler, whose ratio of TD passes to interceptions is so high (approaching 1:1) that Chicago may as well just hire a different fan to play QB every game and tell them "Just throw it to whoever, it'll be fine."
I actually know almost nothing about football outside of some rules of the game but my jerkface friend Bill is a huge Bears fan so I do my best to piss on his team on every opportunity.
The one good thing about working today is they fed us. BUT THEY FORGOT THE GODDAMNED GRAVY. RAGEQUIT.
My job is only giving us hams. I mean, it's free so I shouldn't complain but come the fuck on. Ham? On Thanksgiving? Get that shit out of here and bring me some goddamned turkey, you monsters
However, I am getting doubletime and a half so I guess I'll let it slide.
edit: also, we had to bring everything else. They brought us ham only
We got into this on FB a little bit (that was me), but ham is goddamned victory!
In other news, I steadily ate all day long at work. I think I ate half a ham, half a loaf of bread, lot's of cheese, four slices of pumpkin pie, a slice of chocolate cake, a large piece of apple pie, a small piece of raspberry cobbler, three bowls of cheese dip, a large bag of ruffled potato chips, a lot of coleslaw, a ton of potato salad, a brownie, a chocolate chip cookie, and a piece of some other kind of dessert that I couldn't identify. Tomorrow my grandad and aunt and uncle are having their Thanksgiving dinner, and then my wife's family is having their's on Sunday. I have so much eating to do this week, send help
It's only Friday night, but the best part of the holiday may have already happwned. You peeps remember my grandma's birthday last year? The one where I posted all those black & white photos of her looking as elegant as Audrey Hepburn?
My dear, sweet, elegant, refined, polite, tasteful and 76-year-old grandmother ...
Yeah, she just crop-dusted me.
At least she said, 'excuse me,' when it happened. I'm pretty sure that by 76 you're allowed to not give a fuck anymore. Honestly, I'm just trying not to laugh every time we pass each other for the next two days.
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I actually know almost nothing about football outside of some rules of the game but my jerkface friend Bill is a huge Bears fan so I do my best to piss on his team on every opportunity.
Heretic! *hisses*
In other news, I steadily ate all day long at work. I think I ate half a ham, half a loaf of bread, lot's of cheese, four slices of pumpkin pie, a slice of chocolate cake, a large piece of apple pie, a small piece of raspberry cobbler, three bowls of cheese dip, a large bag of ruffled potato chips, a lot of coleslaw, a ton of potato salad, a brownie, a chocolate chip cookie, and a piece of some other kind of dessert that I couldn't identify. Tomorrow my grandad and aunt and uncle are having their Thanksgiving dinner, and then my wife's family is having their's on Sunday. I have so much eating to do this week, send help
my sister showed up after dinner unannounced and helped me fix up my room so I have actual floor space again. I am really happy about this.
yeah.
well ok.
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Reading this with blurry middle of the night vision and I thought it said "glad he's old"
I was like DAMN yo, ice cold
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
My dear, sweet, elegant, refined, polite, tasteful and 76-year-old grandmother ...
Yeah, she just crop-dusted me.
At least she said, 'excuse me,' when it happened. I'm pretty sure that by 76 you're allowed to not give a fuck anymore. Honestly, I'm just trying not to laugh every time we pass each other for the next two days.
like it makes a difference if I have hands on the controller or not
i'm thankful for these little angels
my nephews and my baby cousin
I made yummy yummy hot apple joice (not cider cause cider down here is actually with alcohol). And green bean casserole.
Tomorrow is Housewarming the second.
And the pumpkin pie.
Which I've never made myself.
PANIC IS ENCROACHING.
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There is alcoholic cider which is fermented as you know
And there is other cider which is different from Apple juice but similar but more tasty
And then you can mull it with spices like wine and add liquor to it and now it also has alcohol
Good article
I made a pumpkin pie.
And it came out perfect.
Flaky and tender crust, perfect creamy pumpkin filling.
It didn't even crack on the top!
And everybody loved it!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm a success!
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I think I like it better that way than regular