Why have a ham sandwich when you can have a roast beef and provolone on a toasted french bread roll with mayo, lettuce, and tomato??
If you are going to wish for the best sandwich, wouldn't it be better to be very nondescript in the wish, so that the wish could construct the sandwich for you properly? I mean, who knows, maybe the best sandwich ever contains 479 ingredients in microscopic portions that blend together to create supersandwich. Or maybe the best sandwich is a roast beef and provolone on a toasted french bread roll with mayo, lettuce, but hold the tomato. Then you'd be screwed.
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Joe, dude!!!!! What if the best sandwich is made out of your own tongue, so that when you receive your wish, you can't even taste it...mind blown, dude, mind blown!
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
The best sandwich IS made out of people. Three people. Doing sex stuff. You see, there is one person in the middle, which can be considered the filling of the sandwich. Then the two people on the outside are the slices of bread! A people sandwich. Of sexiness.
I wish people would stop being downers for the holidays.
wow this is one of the most goosiest things i've seen written on these forums
Huh?
Are you new here or something?
Telling depressed people to shut up around the holidays because they're harshing your buzz seems above and beyond the standard Goose level I've seen here. Joke about it all you want.
I would wish for an end to STD's and a functional male birth control pill. Then we could all just bone down, like, constantly.
Failing that, I'd like superpowers.
All of them.
Eh, pills are too easy not to take. I'd like a big-ass lever next to every bed / couch / elevator / aeroplane bathroom with two settings: SEX FOR FUN / SEX FOR BABY
How does it work? Fuck if I know, I'm not the genie here. Sperm-killing rays or something. Chop chop, there're two more wishes to go after this.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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Though there is a difference between being depressed around the holidays and joining a conversation specifically to derail it with negativity. Former is understandable, latter is kinda more goosish than what knitdan said.
I was gonna post a more serious wish with regard to the health of a family member, and I was like naw.
Nobody wants to read that. Problem-free teeth would be cool.
I'm fine with reading some depressing wishes though.
I would wish for an end to STD's and a functional male birth control pill. Then we could all just bone down, like, constantly.
Failing that, I'd like superpowers.
All of them.
Last I heard there was a functional male birth control nearing market readiness.
Its basically a minor injection into the vas deferens that blocks the sperm from entering the ejaculatory stream, but the material they inject is easily removed should you chose to have a child later.
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Vasectomies usually don't cause any problems, sperm cells constantly die and are broken down inside the body. A vasectomy also only blocks the entry of sperm cells into the seminal fluid, the other components are discharged normally.
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Hail Hydra!
but they're listening to every word I say
So Raven?
Hail Hydra?
Actually, I've already got this one covered. Height and athleticism should be enough, thanks.
After that I can you know do anything . No need for more wishes
wow this is one of the most goosiest things i've seen written on these forums
Huh?
Are you new here or something?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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but they're listening to every word I say
Be careful what you wish for?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Monkey paw is the accepted term. you can also say twilight zone wishes
You fool!
Why have a ham sandwich when you can have a roast beef and provolone on a toasted french bread roll with mayo, lettuce, and tomato??
Failing that, I'd like superpowers.
All of them.
If you are going to wish for the best sandwich, wouldn't it be better to be very nondescript in the wish, so that the wish could construct the sandwich for you properly? I mean, who knows, maybe the best sandwich ever contains 479 ingredients in microscopic portions that blend together to create supersandwich. Or maybe the best sandwich is a roast beef and provolone on a toasted french bread roll with mayo, lettuce, but hold the tomato. Then you'd be screwed.
The best sandwich IS made out of people. Three people. Doing sex stuff. You see, there is one person in the middle, which can be considered the filling of the sandwich. Then the two people on the outside are the slices of bread! A people sandwich. Of sexiness.
Telling depressed people to shut up around the holidays because they're harshing your buzz seems above and beyond the standard Goose level I've seen here. Joke about it all you want.
Eh, pills are too easy not to take. I'd like a big-ass lever next to every bed / couch / elevator / aeroplane bathroom with two settings: SEX FOR FUN / SEX FOR BABY
How does it work? Fuck if I know, I'm not the genie here. Sperm-killing rays or something. Chop chop, there're two more wishes to go after this.
:P
but they're listening to every word I say
Nobody wants to read that. Problem-free teeth would be cool.
I'm fine with reading some depressing wishes though.
Last I heard there was a functional male birth control nearing market readiness.
Its basically a minor injection into the vas deferens that blocks the sperm from entering the ejaculatory stream, but the material they inject is easily removed should you chose to have a child later.
Vasectomies usually don't cause any problems, sperm cells constantly die and are broken down inside the body. A vasectomy also only blocks the entry of sperm cells into the seminal fluid, the other components are discharged normally.
I'd be scared to sneeze
Cake or death?
I would like to die by cake.
sigh.
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I've thought about this a LOT
But recently it occured to me that if I got to re-live my younger years
I would not see any modern film or movies or video games for like 20 or more years.
I'd be surrounded by other kids exclaiming about the TOTALLY RADICAL graphics of sonic the hedgehog and super mario world.
Gee.
Surprised I hadn't thought of that.
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Well really, that's all there is to it. Do it, or don't. Which will make you happier in the long run?