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[NFL]PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Jon Jones, brother to Chandler Jones and a very good UFC fighter, has entered drug rehab after testing positive for cocaine.

    I thought people stopped doing coke in the 80's.

    You thought very very wrong. Lots people do coke.

    Coke is fun as hell, and that is terrifying.
    I've done it once, and absolutely hated it.

    You couldn't pay me to try that shit again.

    it's also not a good idea since for some reason most coke in America is getting cut with a livestock de-wormer called levamisole that can cause immune system crash in humans

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    while part of the reason I want to see rex ryan in buffalo is because the jets are picking up marrone and I find that situation hilarious, rex ryan made it to the afc championship game twice with mark sanchez at QB and the bills defense is good enough that he could take them to the playoffs with EJ manuel. plus manuel might improve, he hasn't even started a full season.

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    PizzleStixxPizzleStixx Parp? Burnett? Really? UghRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Jon Jones, brother to Chandler Jones and a very good UFC fighter, has entered drug rehab after testing positive for cocaine.

    I thought people stopped doing coke in the 80's.

    You thought very very wrong. Lots people do coke.

    Coke is fun as hell, and that is terrifying.
    I've done it once, and absolutely hated it.

    You couldn't pay me to try that shit again.

    it's also not a good idea since for some reason most coke in America is getting cut with a livestock de-wormer called levamisole that can cause immune system crash in humans

    Well ... that's something isn't it

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Jon Jones, brother to Chandler Jones and a very good UFC fighter, has entered drug rehab after testing positive for cocaine.

    I thought people stopped doing coke in the 80's.

    You thought very very wrong. Lots people do coke.

    Coke is fun as hell, and that is terrifying.

    Oh for sure. Let's talk about how great it is. Here, speak into my lapel.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I tried coke and I was like, meh, and the very next night I was offered ecstasy and whoops, their went my young adulthood. Right in the shitter.

    It was a fun shitter though.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    I haven't tried any drugs more potent than marijuana, I'm boring as hell but I'm ok with that.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    I haven't tried any drugs more potent than marijuana, I'm boring as hell but I'm ok with that.

    I ate a marijuana once and I died.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    True story kids.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Jon Jones, brother to Chandler Jones and a very good UFC fighter, has entered drug rehab after testing positive for cocaine.

    I thought people stopped doing coke in the 80's.

    You thought very very wrong. Lots people do coke.

    Coke is fun as hell, and that is terrifying.
    I've done it once, and absolutely hated it.

    You couldn't pay me to try that shit again.

    it's also not a good idea since for some reason most coke in America is getting cut with a livestock de-wormer called levamisole that can cause immune system crash in humans
    at least you wont have worms!

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    I haven't tried any drugs more potent than marijuana, I'm boring as hell but I'm ok with that.

    I ate a marijuana once and I died.

    Don't get addicted to the pots! You'll eat your own baby in a fit of reefer madness

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Scott Pioli taking over the Falcons pro and college scouting position.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Or, as they call it in Green Bay, a light snack.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    kyle orton may have retired but he's still a candidate for the GMC never say never moment of the year

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Giants interviewing Raheem Morris for their vacant DC position.

    I'm good with that

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    For some twisted reason, KC signed Terrelle Pryor.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Or, as they call it in Green Bay, a light snack.

    It's okay, the venison is lean.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Pryor has thrown a TD to a WR

    can't hurt

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Pryor has thrown a TD to a WR

    can't hurt

    Was it a Kansas city reciever though? Special breed there.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Honestly, it's possible that Chase Daniel is on his way out of town.

    We're really tight on cap space, and he's an expensive backup.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Pryor has thrown a TD to a WR

    can't hurt

    Was it a Kansas city reciever though? Special breed there.
    His only touchdown pass to a Kansas City player was to Eric Berry in 2013. Perhaps they can convert Berry to WR since they had some degree of chemistry already.

    Gyral on
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Kyle Shanahan has left Cleveland.

    I'm getting pretty nervous over here.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Sadly, Berry probably won't be playing football for a while, if ever again, at any position.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shawn Oakman is a monster.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    That looks like it's been stretched horizontally. I mean, he's still huge and a monster but that particular picture doesn't look quite right to me.

    e: Some image searching turned up the original. I guess it's the angle from the skycam that makes it look odd.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, it probably is.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I am Oakman?

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    So Oakman ent really that big then?


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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    So Oakman ent really that big then?

    This is the worst post I have ever seen on this forum.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Al! Al I did it! I can go!

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    So Oakman ent really that big then?

    This is the worst post I have ever seen on this forum.
    I don't know man.

    The bar for worst post is set astoundingly high.

    Not sure if that's even the worst post ever in this topic.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Kyle Shanahan has left Cleveland.

    @BruceFeldmanCFB
    Was a big Manziel supporter there. RT @alexmarvez @Browns also parting ways with QB coach Dowell Loggains, source tells @NFLonFOX

    Well, that was a fun 1 year of seeing Cleveland compete

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Trent Richardson working with the punt coverage team in practice.

    Well, I think he's about done in the NFL.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Sadly, Berry probably won't be playing football for a while, if ever again, at any position.
    Yeah, I feel a little bad because it totally slipped my mind that he was out for cancer treatment.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Kyle Shanahan has left Cleveland.

    @BruceFeldmanCFB
    Was a big Manziel supporter there. RT @alexmarvez @Browns also parting ways with QB coach Dowell Loggains, source tells @NFLonFOX

    Well, that was a fun 1 year of seeing Cleveland compete

    I'm not convinced Kyle Shanahan is a huge loss and the Browns had some of the worst quarterback play in the league most of the season.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    And as we all know, Kyle is going to join his father, Mike, with the 49ers, where he can work his magic on making the offense even worse.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The NFL has officially determined that the NFL committed no wrongdoing in their investigation of themselves regarding the Ray Rice issue.

    That's a relief.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Butters wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Kyle Shanahan has left Cleveland.

    @BruceFeldmanCFB
    Was a big Manziel supporter there. RT @alexmarvez @Browns also parting ways with QB coach Dowell Loggains, source tells @NFLonFOX

    Well, that was a fun 1 year of seeing Cleveland compete

    I'm not convinced Kyle Shanahan is a huge loss and the Browns had some of the worst quarterback play in the league most of the season.

    It was at best a mutual parting (considering the offers Kyle's getting he probably bolted as soon as he could), but still huge loss or not they're now going to be on their 3rd or 4th OC in 5 years, which is good for exactly 0 of their QBs. Plus this makes things even harder for the already-on-his-last-straw Manziel who loses another big supporter and is now on his 2nd OC and QB coach of his NFL career. And if they bolt with him or he gets hurt at any point in 2015 and they don't resign Hoyer (I'm assuming they don't have enough faith in Shaw to keep only him), there's gonna be another name added to that jersey list.

    They sure don't seem like a team just coming off of their best record in years.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    it seems perfectly reasonable for a team with a bottom 5 offense and a losing record

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    if kyle shanahan is seen anywhere near buffalo in the next few days I might not be able to control myself

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