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Discuss National Infrastructure And Also Kirby In The [Nintendo] Thread

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's the smallest filesize it is possible to jack off to?

    0

    If you can't jerk it to your own imagination you'll be in big trouble once the aporncalypse hits

    also 0 looks kind of like a boob, a penis, a ball, a vagina, AND a butthole, all at once

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    But we all know you never jack off to anything small, Speed.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I can't imagine Maurice Sendak actually meant "succulent" there.

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    so young link is armed with a tiny two handed sword and the fierce deity mask, which is used whenever you use most abilities.

    Say what you will, but this game understands fan service.

    Are all of his mannerisms as queasily saccharine and cutesy as they were in the trailer?

    so far he seems to be as i remember him from the n64 but cleaned up. also interesting to note, his only weapon is dark element.

    Young Link is Evil Link.

    DUN DUN DUN

    I was just wondering because he had this really weird, cutesy vibe to him in the trailer, where he was portrayed... it was fucking weird. I almost want to use "succulent" because it skeeves me out as much as the way he was presented does?

    Young Link has seen some shit

    He's the archetypal bad-ass kid

    you absolutely have to mean a different word

    Then help me out, here

    What word am I thinking of where it seems like he's being framed in such a way that it's setting off alarm bells in my head as if I was talking to someone who ships Link and Linebeck

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    lord do i wish you could still close your own threads right about now

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    fuck you, i'mma eat that kid.

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    lord do i wish you could still close your own threads right about now

    You can just make the new thread and we'll all migrate over! It'll be over and done!

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's the smallest filesize it is possible to jack off to?

    0

    If you can't jerk it to your own imagination you'll be in big trouble once the aporncalypse hits

    also 0 looks kind of like a boob, a penis, a ball, a vagina, AND a butthole, all at once

    So exactly like regular porn then.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    we have like 100tb tapes now a petabyte is only 10x that we'll store human brains in our lifetime

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    -Tal wrote: »
    we have like 100tb tapes now a petabyte is only 10x that we'll store human brains in our lifetime

    I would think figuring out how to format the storage in a meaningful way would be an exponentially more difficult problem than having the raw storage space

    Speed Racer on
  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    we have like 100tb tapes now a petabyte is only 10x that we'll store human brains in our lifetime

    Ray "-Tal" Kurzweil

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    listen, the sooner we get over that we're clearly intended to want to have sex with the entire cast of hyrule warrior the better.

    Have you fucking seen those dinolfos?

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
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    That QR code generator website sure knows how to market.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    RIGHT

    I am from the police and we understand people have been discussing succulent children in this establishment, everyone prepare yourselves for prison hell

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    fuck man we can store a human brain in 25 tapes people used to play pc games on 25 discs

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Succulent technically means mouthwatering so yes it's appropriate in a creepy way.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    so young link is armed with a tiny two handed sword and the fierce deity mask, which is used whenever you use most abilities.

    Say what you will, but this game understands fan service.

    Are all of his mannerisms as queasily saccharine and cutesy as they were in the trailer?

    so far he seems to be as i remember him from the n64 but cleaned up. also interesting to note, his only weapon is dark element.

    Young Link is Evil Link.

    DUN DUN DUN

    I was just wondering because he had this really weird, cutesy vibe to him in the trailer, where he was portrayed... it was fucking weird. I almost want to use "succulent" because it skeeves me out as much as the way he was presented does?

    Young Link has seen some shit

    He's the archetypal bad-ass kid

    you absolutely have to mean a different word

    Then help me out, here

    What word am I thinking of where it seems like he's being framed in such a way that it's setting off alarm bells in my head as if I was talking to someone who ships Link and Linebeck

    I dunno but I also think you're kinda crazy based on that trailer

    he looks like a kid

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    we have like 100tb tapes now a petabyte is only 10x that we'll store human brains in our lifetime

    Well finding a mechanism to copy data from the brain to digital media is still a puzzle we're nowhere near figuring out.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Succulent technically means mouthwatering so yes it's appropriate in a creepy way.

    Actually it means "full of juice". So I guess that would describe a lot of kids.

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  • Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    -Tal wrote: »
    we have like 100tb tapes now a petabyte is only 10x that we'll store human brains in our lifetime

    I would think figuring out how to format the storage in a meaningful way would be an exponentially more difficult problem than having the raw storage space

    As long as you can copy the data completely and store it statically without any decay you can figure out the proper formatting later

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Succulent technically means mouthwatering so yes it's appropriate in a creepy way.

    Actually it means "full of juice". So I guess that would describe a lot of kids.

    uh
    Hobnail wrote: »
    RIGHT

    I am from the police and we understand people have been discussing succulent children in this establishment, everyone prepare yourselves for prison hell

    Yup fair enough that makes sense let's go.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ....Jesus Christ.........

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    I'm sorry I brought it up, guys. I was skeeved out by it and wanted to know if that would continue to be the case

    I'll just boot the game up myself and find out

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    so young link is armed with a tiny two handed sword and the fierce deity mask, which is used whenever you use most abilities.

    Say what you will, but this game understands fan service.

    Are all of his mannerisms as queasily saccharine and cutesy as they were in the trailer?

    so far he seems to be as i remember him from the n64 but cleaned up. also interesting to note, his only weapon is dark element.

    Young Link is Evil Link.

    DUN DUN DUN

    I was just wondering because he had this really weird, cutesy vibe to him in the trailer, where he was portrayed... it was fucking weird. I almost want to use "succulent" because it skeeves me out as much as the way he was presented does?

    Young Link has seen some shit

    He's the archetypal bad-ass kid

    you absolutely have to mean a different word

    probably "saccharine"

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    look don't people wear things that let them type with their mind just get them really high so they'll subconsciously spit out ones and zeroes and you'll get the gist of it

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    This is what happens when a thread goes past 100

    The natural order is disrupted and horrors are unleashed

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    If we get this thread to 200 pages, someone goes to real prison.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Maybe it's a trap. Geth's just figuring out who to cull.

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  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    The 100+ pages are just like those years you lose to smoking.

    You're old and wrinkly anyway, might as well die.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    okay so how it works is that they show you each character and you concentrate really hard while thinking about it and through that they can associate certain brain wave patterns with certain characters so that when you think about that character later while wearing the thing it will tell the computer to type that character

    this can even be done with moving images by having a person watch a clip over and over to associate brain waves with visual patterns so that when they think about that clip in their mind's eye while wearing the thing it can tell the computer to make images that look kind of like the clip

    what if you made people pull the trigger on an unloaded gun over and over to associate their brain waves with it and then had them wear a helmet that wirelessly connected to an electronic gun and when they thought of pulling the trigger in their mind the actual gun would fire without them touching it and destroy this thread

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    MAN the DLC characters in Hyrule Warriors are ridiculously strong

    Volga, Twili Midna, Young Link - probably Tingle, too

    Just absolute monsters

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  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    so young link is armed with a tiny two handed sword and the fierce deity mask, which is used whenever you use most abilities.

    Say what you will, but this game understands fan service.
    The Fierce Deity Mask is used when Young Link has Focus Spirit active. Without it he still has his normal moveset as YL.

    His C1 (or Strong Attack, if you prefer) will transfer his SA meter to his magic meter (one bar fills up the magic meter), so you can stay in Focus Spirit mode for a long ass time...this also means that he practically has a free Hasty Attack skill on his masks (Young Link's "weapon" is really the Fierce Deity mask, not the sword he normally uses).

    Rollers are red, chargers are blue....omae wa mou shindeiru
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Maybe if we post enough this thread is gonna go away.

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    If Kirby ate this thread what cute hat would he get?

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    If Kirby ate this thread what cute hat would he get?

    A succulent one.

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  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    If Kirby ate this thread what cute hat would he get?

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  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    let's just take five and grab some dinner, things will be

    just

    fine

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    man you are the only person still carrying the torch for ol bafmodad star fox adventures. maybe...maybe its time to go ahead and hang that jersey up from the ol rafters

    I loved Star Fox Adventures (haven't played it since it came out)

    not a fan of the other Star Fox games or their genre, though

  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    The second Kirby eats something it ceases to exist, he's already at the very least changed its matter into the shape of a star. I presume that process is painless for the victim, as they're being torn apart to component pieces within the span of a second.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    The worst part of Star Fox Adventures was right in the middle when it became a series of Mortal Kombat Test Your (Blank)s and I had to go grab a spoon and almost break my controller and the spoon to pass them

    yeah, totally did the spoon trick myself

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