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Everyone Agrees That [Nintendo] Has Met With A Terrible Fate

Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
edited February 2015 in Social Entropy++
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you see there's this moon and it's freaky as shit

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and there's this guy and he's a little asshole but he's not all bad

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cause this thing is making him super evil cause it's an evil mask, keep up

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you play as this dude and he's here to eff ess up and save the day from all those jerks

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also this guy's a creep

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    I take it back, this thread title is slander

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    It's absurd.

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    McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    God i love the artwork from OoT and MM.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Thanks Whippy!

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    The Mask Salesman is the scariest version of Miyamoto ever

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    nope

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Oh god, I wonder what the Elegy of Emptiness statues are going to look like in the remake?

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Oh god, I wonder what the Elegy of Emptiness statues are going to look like in the remake?

    171.5 hours remain

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    hmm

    http://codenamesteam.nintendo.com/agents/

    I can't be certain but it really sounds like the lovecraft character in codename steam, your science expert, is just Dr. Venture

    on the one hand that is delightful, but on the other hand that is going to completely undermine my ability to take the character's advice even slightly seriously

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Wah. Nintendo logo is terrifying!

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    finally a thread title that talks some sense

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    hmm

    http://codenamesteam.nintendo.com/agents/

    I can't be certain but it really sounds like the lovecraft character in codename steam, your science expert, is just Dr. Venture

    on the one hand that is delightful, but on the other hand that is going to completely undermine my ability to take the character's advice even slightly seriously

    Im pretty sure one of the characters is Ichabod crane wearing a pumpkin

    I dont think the game wants you to take it seriously

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    Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    Hello, checking in to confirm the title is accurate.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I still need to play Majora's Mask

    I feel like I should play OoT first to get the whole Zelda 64 experience, though

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Majora's Mask was not even the best game Nintendo made in the year 2000

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I still need to play Majora's Mask

    I feel like I should play OoT first to get the whole Zelda 64 experience, though

    Whaaaat
    I mean you should definitely play OoT anyway but yeah
    Part of the intended uncanny effect of MM is that you're surrounded by all these people who look exactly like your friends but none of them know who you are

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    I take it back, this thread title is slander

    There is a better Zelda game for the N64 right there!

    Also Super Mario Galaxy 2.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    shit when is this out

    is it out?

    i want it to be out

    i mean i have majoras mask in my N64 right next to me but

    3DS XL MM YEAH, YEAHH YEAH EYAHEYDGNSFNVN

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular

    someone didn't tell my Gamestop about this because I played a New XL there, like, last week

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    oh no it releases the same day seasons reset in diablo 3

    oh nooooo

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Nintendo Games Released in 2000 That Are Totally Way Better Than Majora's Mask

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    Possibly This One Too?

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    The crystal shards is the best Kirby game period

    Gimme more wacky mixed powers

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Nah.

    Especially Perfect Dark, that game aged like garbage.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Perfect dark is literally unplayable now if you didn't play it when it came out

    I tried last year and I absolutely don't know what objects are supposed to be

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    But mm is garbo so the thread title is still wrong

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    RawrBearRawrBear Registered User regular
    The crystal shards is the best Kirby game period

    Gimme more wacky mixed powers

    buh.. but Kirby's Adventure!

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
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    Now you're just fucking with us.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    I actually only played the 360 re-release of Perfect Dark and thought it was pretty middling, to be honest

    I actually preferred Zero

    Although Zero was also not-that-great

    I didn't like GoldenEye either so really I just don't think Rare should do shooters

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Those are all great games

    But they're not better than Majora's Mask, One Of The Greatest Games Ever Made

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Let me tell you how much I love Excitebike 64

    The only way I could ever say Majora's Mask is better is if I end up playing the 3DS version and it becomes my favorite Zelda, and by a wide margin

    Because I love Excitebike 64 way more than any Zelda game

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    The real debate for me with Majora's Mask 3DS is whether I should get it next week or wait until my birthday next month.

    I do have Smash and Theatrhythm to hold me over...

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Vow and Chincy belong in a dungeon for people with bad Zeldapinions

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    hmm

    http://codenamesteam.nintendo.com/agents/

    I can't be certain but it really sounds like the lovecraft character in codename steam, your science expert, is just Dr. Venture

    on the one hand that is delightful, but on the other hand that is going to completely undermine my ability to take the character's advice even slightly seriously

    What's you talking ab-HOLY SHIT IS THAT RANDOLPH CARTER

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Hey I'll be giving MM another honest shot in a week's time

    I potentially only have seven days left to shit all over it

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Meanwhile, I mean, check this shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4W5zhXG2uU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TIzWlDJOm4

    This was an N64 games

    Most PS2 games don't hold up this well

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I just ain't care about racing games, really

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Majora's mask isn't even the best zelda game, the fuck is going on here.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Majora's mask isn't even the best zelda game, the fuck is going on here.

    It says right here that it's the best Nintendo game and everyone agrees, so I dunno what the fuss is about

    Should probably just accept it and move on

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Majora's mask isn't even the best zelda game, the fuck is going on here.

    It says right here that it's the best Nintendo game and everyone agrees, so I dunno what the fuss is about

    Should probably just accept it and move on

    You bring us nothing but lies sir, and i will not stand for it.

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