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[PA Comic] Wednesday, March 4, 2015 - Hands Free
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[PA Comic] Wednesday, March 4, 2015 - Hands Free
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Each player empties all money from their wallets to the middle of the table. All players roll one 6-sided die to determine nomination based on lowest roll. Once a player has been nominated, that player takes all the money from the middle of the table and goes out to the nearest supermarket. Once there, the nominated player must find an item whose price, plus tax, is within a dollar of the amount collected from the middle of the table. When the nominated player returns, the item is passed around the table and inspected by all players. The player who performs the most sexually foul act with the purchased item that causes all other players to not want to contend for initiative goes first.
Clear. Fucking. Cut.
Yelling at butts will never NOT be funny. Thanks, Psy!
Also, Abby is awesome. Keep up with TLH because it's the tits!
I love League of Legends, but seriously...screw you, Teemo.
Yeah, I get that. But general guidelines might help too, like maybe if the closest store is an Asian market than eliminate durians from the list.
We all stand while playing now.
Nintendo ID: Incindium
PSN: IncindiumX
But that's the beauty of being the nominated player who rolled the lowest number (with the option of item choice...and from what I googled, a durian is only like 5-10 USD, so there are plenty of alternative items to buy at an Asian market).
The fact that you all took turns with the durian proves that none of you tried hard enough to make it unappealing to the others in a mini-game of one-upmanship and the rules are not to blame.
Remember, just because you put all your cash on the table to start doesn't mean you can't use a credit card to hire a late-night street-walker.
Yelling at butts will never NOT be funny. Thanks, Psy!
Also, Abby is awesome. Keep up with TLH because it's the tits!
I love League of Legends, but seriously...screw you, Teemo.
PSN / Xbox / NNID: Fodder185
They're both highly divisive and stink if you get too close, so I don't see why not
Easy - Donatello's early Renaissance, Michaelangelo's High Renaissance.
Michael Bay made a new version of the turtles, so pretty sure that most young people who would bother to wear the shirt probably know who they are. Now even as a child of the 80s who watched the cartoon on occasion, I don't remember who's who anymore, except who April O'neil is. But I'm also not the sort of person who'd bother to wear a ninja turtles t-shirt.
I've been posting under the comic this whole time because I keep forgetting it shows up here, too. >.< lol Thanks for the help.
Let me break it down for you.
Leonardo leads. Donatello does machines, which is a fact. Raphael is cool but rude, so we generally give him a break. Michaelangelo is a party dude.
Cowabunga.
To be fair, they were all sort of part dude, that was the whole mutant deal. ;-)
Only a mere 136 pins to go!
*/stumbles away grumbling about kids these days.
Are you colorblind?
Referencing the comics from before the cartoon.
The black and white comics?
I thought they're "naked"?
I would, if I found one.
I found this sitting in a bin at a local Big Lots...in 2014.
I absolutely wear it.
Target has been selling Reptar shirts for a while...I saw it once when I didn't have my plastic with me, but goddamn if I didn't buy it the next time I was at Target with no other objective coming first.
I had a TMNT shirt when I was a kid, and I'm sure it got given away to Goodwill once I outgrew it, but I don't care if it would look like a halter top and basically strangle my neck in trying to wear it: I would if I still had it. Nostalgia gives zero fucks about what others think, if you have or find something you cherished above all else in your youth, you're going to sport it and be damn proud of it.
e: I'm kind of amazed at how the conversation morphed from the comic to where we're currently at.
e2: that's also a good reason to play games sober. In an altered state, unless you know how to play the game already, you're fucked for actually figuring out how to play because tangents always happen (at least, in my own experiences).
Yelling at butts will never NOT be funny. Thanks, Psy!
Also, Abby is awesome. Keep up with TLH because it's the tits!
I love League of Legends, but seriously...screw you, Teemo.
Well yeah they know who he is, but do they know where?