Stupid match.com telling me girls have been emailing me. I'm not rejoining any time soon! At least not until the novelty of my new computer has worn off.
Yeah, who needs girls when you have a glorified calculator.
That can access porn.
That's what's wrong with my calculator. No naked wominz.
Stupid match.com telling me girls have been emailing me. I'm not rejoining any time soon! At least not until the novelty of my new computer has worn off.
Yeah, who needs girls when you have a glorified calculator.
That can access porn.
Normal calculators can too.
Or at least, you can type in 5318008 and turn it upside-down.
You fail.
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Stupid match.com telling me girls have been emailing me. I'm not rejoining any time soon! At least not until the novelty of my new computer has worn off.
Yeah, who needs girls when you have a glorified calculator.
Nah, it's only 8.15PM here and i'm not drinking tonight, or any night up until next friday in fact, as it seems that i have become the involuntary social chairman for the Biology society even though I am not a member of the bio society and I keep handing off all responsibility to other people.
they keep deferring to me for nights out and shit though.
Nah, it's only 8.15PM here and i'm not drinking tonight, or any night up until next friday in fact, as it seems that i have become the involuntary social chairman for the Biology society even though I am not a member of the bio society and I keep handing off all responsibility to other people.
they keep deferring to me for nights out and shit though.
How weird, Joh is not getting drunk tonight but yet I am?!
Some of you guys are such debbie downers! Grand Father say it can't rain everyday, I bet you lunch!
You're Fired!
At least Jpants as usual has my back.
I have an uncanny ability to remember, recognize, and repeat quotes from basically any movie i've seen more than once. My friends all tremble at my retarded super-power.
Or at least, you can type in 5318008 and turn it upside-down.
You fail.
No?
Two "S"s.
[Edit]
And it's a 7 instead of a 1.
My friend taught it to me this way:
Dolly Parton was 69 (69)
Her boobs were 2 2 2 big (69222)
She went to the doctor who told her take 51 (6922251) pills times 8 (6922251*8) days
which made her:
55378008
Some of you guys are such debbie downers! Grand Father say it can't rain everyday, I bet you lunch!
You're Fired!
At least Jpants as usual has my back.
I have an uncanny ability to remember, recognize, and repeat quotes from basically any movie i've seen more than once. My friends all tremble at my retarded super-power.
The fact that you both misquoted it is the funny part.
Some of you guys are such debbie downers! Grand Father say it can't rain everyday, I bet you lunch!
You're Fired!
At least Jpants as usual has my back.
I have an uncanny ability to remember, recognize, and repeat quotes from basically any movie i've seen more than once. My friends all tremble at my retarded super-power.
The fact that you both misquoted it is the funny part.
My bad... "You are Fired" is what it should have been.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
edited October 2007
I'm off to find a party or die trying. Good luck to the rest of you.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Or at least, you can type in 5318008 and turn it upside-down.
You fail.
No?
Two "S"s.
[Edit]
And it's a 7 instead of a 1.
My friend taught it to me this way:
Dolly Parton was 69 (69)
Her boobs were 2 2 2 big (69222)
She went to the doctor who told her take 51 (6922251) pills times 8 (6922251*8) days
which made her:
55378008
Some of you guys are such debbie downers! Grand Father say it can't rain everyday, I bet you lunch!
You're Fired!
At least Jpants as usual has my back.
I have an uncanny ability to remember, recognize, and repeat quotes from basically any movie i've seen more than once. My friends all tremble at my retarded super-power.
Hey me too, I even can do it from having only seen movie previews.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Some of you guys are such debbie downers! Grand Father say it can't rain everyday, I bet you lunch!
You're Fired!
At least Jpants as usual has my back.
I have an uncanny ability to remember, recognize, and repeat quotes from basically any movie i've seen more than once. My friends all tremble at my retarded super-power.
The fact that you both misquoted it is the funny part.
Well considering it was a paraphrase (the old man didn't say debbie downer) I'd say it went off all right... DICK!
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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That's what's wrong with my calculator. No naked wominz.
You fail.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
My ideal gun would shoot nunchukus.
Nah, it's only 8.15PM here and i'm not drinking tonight, or any night up until next friday in fact, as it seems that i have become the involuntary social chairman for the Biology society even though I am not a member of the bio society and I keep handing off all responsibility to other people.
they keep deferring to me for nights out and shit though.
How weird, Joh is not getting drunk tonight but yet I am?!
At least I will stay off the computer. :P
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
At least Jpants as usual has my back.
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I have an uncanny ability to remember, recognize, and repeat quotes from basically any movie i've seen more than once. My friends all tremble at my retarded super-power.
Two "S"s.
[Edit]
And it's a 7 instead of a 1.
My friend taught it to me this way:
Dolly Parton was 69 (69)
Her boobs were 2 2 2 big (69222)
She went to the doctor who told her take 51 (6922251) pills times 8 (6922251*8) days
which made her:
55378008
The fact that you both misquoted it is the funny part.
That sounds like a neat experience.
Lies.
My bad... "You are Fired" is what it should have been.
ooo mac man.
Oh.
I was reading your numbers wrong. I read BOOBLES.
Now that I think about it, that doesn't make sense for what you were saying.
My bad.
I did get to tell my calculator joke, though.
I !Retract Richy's Fail.
hmm... what does [chat] think?
Masturbate.
What book?
Hey me too, I even can do it from having only seen movie previews.
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Well considering it was a paraphrase (the old man didn't say debbie downer) I'd say it went off all right... DICK!
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What are they? I'm not looking.
Also, "Grand father say it can't rain everyday! This is good news, guarantee! I bet you lunch."
The cat's 'mrow' after he says "You are fired!" is my favorite part of that whole exchange, though. I'm weird like that.
Hello new page what a great page starter.
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