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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Hard shell tacos are terrible because you have to turn them sideways to get your mouth around them and then all the stuff falls out.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    Uriel
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Let's just be honest here.

    Burritos are better than tacos.

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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Why would you even have Alien in Chinese with Korean subtitles?

    Did you buy it on the street for like $1?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Hard shell tacos are terrible because you have to turn them sideways to get your mouth around them and then all the stuff falls out.

    You could like

    Turn your head

    VeldrinYukiraXaquinTamThe BetgirlNullzoneErin The Red
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Why yes I have had a few drinks tonight officer

    I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to book you for PUI (punning under the influence)

    I live my life like there's no tomorrow

    I've been

    Punnin' with the devil

    I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cause I think I can pun better than you!

    Look out everybody, looks like the devil's in the house of the rising pun

    just call Tam 'Lucifer' cause he's in need of some restraint

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Why would you even have Alien in Chinese with Korean subtitles?

    Did you buy it on the street for like $1?

    Sure let's go with that

    XaquinGoatmon
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Why yes I have had a few drinks tonight officer

    I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to book you for PUI (punning under the influence)

    I live my life like there's no tomorrow

    I've been

    Punnin' with the devil

    I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cause I think I can pun better than you!

    Look out everybody, looks like the devil's in the house of the rising pun

    just call Tam 'Lucifer' cause he's in need of some restraint

    Excuse me
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    Looks like what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game

    Xaquinchromdom
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    The best way to eat a taco is to mix everything up together into an orgy of flavour and dump it in the shell, then start from the top.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I wanted the HK47 monologue to be the spoken thingie at our wedding.

    Vivienne nixxed that.

    Then I wanted to use Andy's vows.

    Vivienne nixxed that too.

    chrishallett83Slacker71
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Pun related incident from work on Friday:

    "Hey, Mike! Have a Hoppy Easter!"

    "Wow, Jessica, you're really punny!"

    Cue one ruined phone conversation and one cup of coffee sprayed everywhere. Thankfully it was a small room, so the fallout was minimal.

    YukiraTamLiiyaVegemyteMadEddyGoldenSeducer
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Mike your coworkers don't seem to hear a lot of puns.

    TamXaquinVeldrinKwoaruDarth WaiterVegemyteMadEddychromdomEmporiumThe BetgirlcabsyPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANNullzoneGoldenSeducerErin The Red
  • SierSier Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Why yes I have had a few drinks tonight officer

    I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to book you for PUI (punning under the influence)

    I live my life like there's no tomorrow

    I've been

    Punnin' with the devil

    I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cause I think I can pun better than you!

    Look out everybody, looks like the devil's in the house of the rising pun

    just call Tam 'Lucifer' cause he's in need of some restraint

    Excuse me
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    Looks like what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game

    So.....
    @Tam needs to be pun-ished, then?

    TamSlacker71
  • SierSier Registered User regular
    Pun related incident from work on Friday:

    "Hey, Mike! Have a Hoppy Easter!"

    "Wow, Jessica, you're really punny!"

    Cue one ruined phone conversation and one cup of coffee sprayed everywhere. Thankfully it was a small room, so the fallout was minimal.

    Was her last name Rabbit? Only way bunny jokes are allowed.

    Darth Waiter
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Hello, potential lovers.

    There is a cheap frozen pizza with extra cheese and diced Easter Ham on top cookin' in my lovin' oven.

    Get awn dawn heah if you want a greasy piecey of this pie.

    tynic
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Hard shell tacos are terrible because you have to turn them sideways to get your mouth around them and then all the stuff falls out.

    Hard shell tacos are an American thing
    The soft is where it's at

    GethSlacker71
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I love you too Geth

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Brainleech wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Hard shell tacos are terrible because you have to turn them sideways to get your mouth around them and then all the stuff falls out.

    Hard shell tacos are an American thing
    The soft is where it's at

    american or not, hard shell is great. soft shell is also great. tacos are great.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Fried Corn Shell tacos for me.

    Soft flour shells for others.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Odd now they are up to 20 questions
    Either a chat program became self aware or something else

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Oh, they still have ytmnd.

    I thought it geocitied itself away.

    tynic
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Oh, they still have ytmnd.

    I thought it geocitied itself away.

    http://withyourwife.ytmnd.com/

    Slacker71
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    one positive thing I will say about this thread

    at least it has a comprehensible/locatable title, unlike this dreck "Re: No..."wuv," with an Earth W!"

    LiiyaBrainleechtynicNijaButler
  • JMan711JMan711 6'8" weighs a f*&#ing ton He's coming, he's coming, he's comingRegistered User regular
    So my third date just ended... Started at 7pm, ended at 3am. This girl, god dam this girl. We drank wine and ate pizza and then snuggled through both Predator and Pacific Rim. She did say she enjoyed them, although she says she needs to see them again because she was more focused on the snuggling. Also everyone... snuggling is the best. We already have plans to see each other on Friday. Now excuse me while I try (and fail) to get a few hours of sleep for work tomorrow.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Does normal snuggling require much concentration?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    The only proper way to measure romantic love is to see how grossed out your friends are when you snuggle in public.

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  • ElaroElaro Mister No Fun AllowedRegistered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    @Tam is an a-pun bomb.

    "Most people don't look at the world through your asshole"
    Tam
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    They day he comes out of his hiding place in early February and if he sees his shadows it's 6 more weeks of puns.

    A Punsutawney Tam, if you will.

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    Tamironsizidelonelyahava
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Hard shell tacos are terrible because you have to turn them sideways to get your mouth around them and then all the stuff falls out.

    You could like

    Turn your head

    And risk Taco Neck Syndrome?

    Are you crazy?
    Oldest reference.

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
    Mysstlonelyahava
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Hard shell tacos are terrible because you have to turn them sideways to get your mouth around them and then all the stuff falls out.

    You could like

    Turn your head

    And risk Taco Neck Syndrome?

    Are you crazy?
    Oldest reference.

    It made Shaq retire; it's no laughing matter.

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    JebusUD
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    one positive thing I will say about this thread

    at least it has a comprehensible/locatable title, unlike this dreck "Re: No..."wuv," with an Earth W!"
    you'll have to forgive me for not sympathizing with your inability to recognize a futurama quote, you plebeian

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    one positive thing I will say about this thread

    at least it has a comprehensible/locatable title, unlike this dreck "Re: No..."wuv," with an Earth W!"
    you'll have to forgive me for not sympathizing with your inability to recognize a futurama quote, you plebeian

    I don't think you should talk to me like that, in this thread especially

    JebusUD
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    one positive thing I will say about this thread

    at least it has a comprehensible/locatable title, unlike this dreck "Re: No..."wuv," with an Earth W!"
    you'll have to forgive me for not sympathizing with your inability to recognize a futurama quote, you plebeian

    I don't think you should talk to me like that, in this thread especially

    i have never known love for you and never will

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    JebusUD
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Awww, you two sound just like my parents :heartbeat:

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    XaquinJebusUDSlacker71MadEddyErin The Red
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I think your love for me is too real, and that's what frightens you

    Clint Eastwood
  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    I just carefully crack the hard shell taco in half so that the fillings are roughly equally on both pieces and then eat them like that.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    I love...

    this thread.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Said I loved you... but I lied.

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